The Best 10 Administrator Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Administrator jokes. There are some administrator sysadmin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these administrator database puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Administrator Jokes and Puns
Network administrator
A network administrator decided to join the military, and as part of his basic training, he went out on the rifle range.
After taking a hundred shots and missing every one, the man's DI (drill instructor) came by to see what was wrong.
"What's the matter with you?" he asked. "Why can't you hit the target? What were you in civilian life?"
"I was a network administrator," replied the new recruit, "and I don't know why I can't hit the target. Let me see..."
The recruit checked his rifle, checked his rifle again, and checked his rifle a third time. He then put his finger in front of the muzzle, pulled the trigger, and blew the end of his finger off.
"Well," the he said, writhing in pain, "the bullets are leaving here fine. The trouble must be on the other end!"
a lady visits her husband in a prison
A lady visits her husband in a prison. After talking to him she talks to a prison administrator:
"Shouldn't my husband be treated better? All this hard work he has to do!"
"What hard work?" asks the administrator "he's a librarian here."
"Well," replies the lady, "he was telling me something about digging a tunnel every night..."
To all the Android users who just can't seem to gain administrator access to their devices on their own:
We're rooting for you!
I was told that tipping your server is normal in America
I was told that tipping your server is normal in America
But apparently this will get you fired as a systems administrator.
Trump should appoint Sarah Palin as the Administrator of NASA.
I know, I know, I could've stopped it there, but here's the punchline:
I mean, we must be fair and give her some consideration, because she does make a good argument: she can see the moon from her house.
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken!!
Sardar: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
a district administrator was offered a large bribe to fire some of the heads of his local schools
but he stuck by his principals
"I broke a statue"
Museum Administrator : "Sir, that's a 700 year old statue that you just broke"
Visitor : "oh..really ?....thank God...I thought its brand new"
What do you call an Egyptian test administrator who heals back pain?
A Cairo-Proctor!
I tried to offer my school administrator a bribe
But he was too principled
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the administrator manager jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working administrator executive piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.