Administrator Jokes

Following is our collection of admin humor and sysadmin one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Administrator puns for adults, dirty future jokes or clean database gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Administrator

Network administrator

A network administrator decided to join the military, and as part of his basic training, he went out on the rifle range.

After taking a hundred shots and missing every one, the man's DI (drill instructor) came by to see what was wrong.

"What's the matter with you?" he asked. "Why can't you hit the target? What were you in civilian life?"

"I was a network administrator," replied the new recruit, "and I don't know why I can't hit the target. Let me see..."

The recruit checked his rifle, checked his rifle again, and checked his rifle a third time. He then put his finger in front of the muzzle, pulled the trigger, and blew the end of his finger off.

"Well," the he said, writhing in pain, "the bullets are leaving here fine. The trouble must be on the other end!"

a lady visits her husband in a prison

A lady visits her husband in a prison. After talking to him she talks to a prison administrator:
"Shouldn't my husband be treated better? All this hard work he has to do!"
"What hard work?" asks the administrator "he's a librarian here."
"Well," replies the lady, "he was telling me something about digging a tunnel every night..."

To all the Android users who just can't seem to gain administrator access to their devices on their own:

We're rooting for you!

I was told that tipping your server is normal in America

I was told that tipping your server is normal in America

But apparently this will get you fired as a systems administrator.

Trump should appoint Sarah Palin as the Administrator of NASA.

I know, I know, I could've stopped it there, but here's the punchline:

I mean, we must be fair and give her some consideration, because she does make a good argument: she can see the moon from her house.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken!!

Sardar: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!

A man takes his mother to a nursing home.

A man and his family one day decided it was to take their mother to live at a nursing home.

When they arrived at the facility, her son went in to file paperwork and talk to the administrator while the mother sat on a bench outside of the office.

A rather nice orderly cam and sat down beside her and ate his lunch casually. He smiled as she gently closed her eyes, and appeared to fall asleep. Her body then leaned on his slightly, so politely as he coud he nudged her in to a sitting position again. Twice more she wound up leaning on him, and twice more the orderly gently nudged her off, until she opened her eyes and smiled at the young man.

At this time, the son walked out of the office and escorted his mother to the car. "How did you like it?" He asked his mother.

"It was great," she said, "but they won't let you fart."

a district administrator was offered a large bribe to fire some of the heads of his local schools

but he stuck by his principals

"I broke a statue"

Museum Administrator : "Sir, that's a 700 year old statue that you just broke"

Visitor : "oh..really ?....thank God...I thought its brand new"

I tried to offer my school administrator a bribe

But he was too principled

What do you call an Egyptian test administrator who heals back pain?

A Cairo-Proctor!

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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