Administrator Jokes

33 administrator jokes and hilarious administrator puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about administrator that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Spice up your day with some Administrator Jokes! Whether you're looking to entertain your colleagues at work, or just trying to make someone smile, these jokes about school administrators, system administrators, nursing home administrators, database administrators, office administrators, hospital administrators, and network administrators are sure to bring a chuckle. With topics ranging from pensions to inheritance, you're sure to find a joke for any admin!

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Funniest Administrator Short Jokes

Short administrator jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The administrator humour may include short manager jokes also.

  1. Why is Pence upset about plexiglass at the debate? >!This administration is afraid of transparency.!<
  2. The Trump administration is like the International Space Station They're in constant free fall, and they needed Russia's help to get there
  3. Due to all the scandals, the Trump administration has decided to stop using emails. They'll use alternative fax.
  4. To all the Android users who just can't seem to gain administrator access to their devices on their own: We're rooting for you!
  5. I was told that tipping your server is normal in America I was told that tipping your server is normal in America
    But apparently this will get you fired as a systems administrator.
  6. What's the difference between a really good golfer and a police officer on paid administrative leave? One shot a hole in one, the other shot a hole in Juan.
  7. Three scientists were awarded the Nobel Prize for their work on black holes. The Trump Administration immediately objected and said that research would should be directed towards white holes as well.
  8. Trump administration is good because its been more than 100 days and he still hasn't tweeted the nuclear launch codes
  9. Don't worry about losing health care under the Trump administration We won't need it after the EPA starts restricting oxygen
  10. Trump Administration blocked CNN, BBC, New York Times, LA Times from media briefing Looks like Little Donald needs a safe space...

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Administrator One Liners

Which administrator one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with administrator? I can suggest the ones about administration and master.

  1. How many administrators does it take to change a light bulb? More than last year.
  2. What is the administrative policy enforced in a ghost town? Booreaucracy
  3. How do you make a kungfu master into a network administrator? Name him IP Man.
  4. Better name for the administration's handling of the caravan crisis Gategate
  5. Cadburies has announced they're going into administration. It's flake news.
  6. What do you call an Egyptian test administrator who heals back pain? A Cairo-Proctor!
  7. How is my wallet like the Obama administration? Not enough change
  8. I tried to offer my school administrator a bribe But he was too principled
  9. when did star wars launch during the ray gun administration
  10. Tumblr's administration. Yep. That's it.
  11. A system administrator has 2 problems:
    - dumb users
    - smart users
  12. How would Barack describe the current US administration? An Obama-nation
  13. Why can't you trust an administrator? Because admin is traitor.
  14. Did you know the new administration has an official song? It's "Only Fools Russian"
  15. What degree can you earn in the restroom? An MBA (masters in business administration)

Office Administrator Jokes

Here is a list of funny office administrator jokes and even better office administrator puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My administrative assistant is suing me. She walked into my office last week and said, it looks like you've lost weight! All I said was, thanks for bringing it back .

System Administrator Jokes

Here is a list of funny system administrator jokes and even better system administrator puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • IT guys will understand System Administrator never gets ill, he just works from home
Administrator joke, IT guys will understand

Network Administrator Jokes

Here is a list of funny network administrator jokes and even better network administrator puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How does a network administrator nerd greet people who come to his house? Welcome to
  • What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ?
    There’s no place like!
  • What did a network administrator from Devon say when someone penetrated his network? GET OFF MY LAN!

School Administrator Jokes

Here is a list of funny school administrator jokes and even better school administrator puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • a district administrator was offered a large bribe to fire some of the heads of his local schools but he stuck by his principals
  • Trump twitter: " In 2019 under my administration and the policy's we put in place, there has not been one school shooting"
Administrator joke, Trump twitter: " In 2019 under my administration and the policy's we put in place, there has not bee

Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious Administrator Jokes and Friends

What funny jokes about administrator you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean advisor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make administrator pranks.

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a v**...."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... God! I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get s**...."

Yet another genie in the lamp joke

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' p**...! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.' p**...! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Network administrator

A network administrator decided to join the military, and as part of his basic training, he went out on the rifle range.
After taking a hundred shots and missing every one, the man's DI (drill instructor) came by to see what was wrong.
"What's the matter with you?" he asked. "Why can't you hit the target? What were you in civilian life?"
"I was a network administrator," replied the new recruit, "and I don't know why I can't hit the target. Let me see..."
The recruit checked his rifle, checked his rifle again, and checked his rifle a third time. He then put his finger in front of the muzzle, pulled the trigger, and blew the end of his finger off.
"Well," the he said, writhing in pain, "the bullets are leaving here fine. The trouble must be on the other end!"

During the Bush administration...

G. W. was sitting in his office when one of his advisors approached him and said, "Mr. President, three Brazilian citizens were killed today."
G. W. gives him a pained look and replies, "Oh my God! How many millions is that?"

Trump walks into the Oval office, turns to his administrative team and says, I want to organise the deportation of 10,000 Muslims and one kitten.

Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Mike Pence says. Mr. President, why do you want to deport a kitten? Trump smiles and turns to the rest of the table. You see, no one cares about the Muslims.

a lady visits her husband in a prison

A lady visits her husband in a prison. After talking to him she talks to a prison administrator:
"Shouldn't my husband be treated better? All this hard work he has to do!"
"What hard work?" asks the administrator "he's a librarian here."
"Well," replies the lady, "he was telling me something about digging a tunnel every night..."

Administrator joke, I was told that tipping your server is normal in America