Administrator Jokes

Spice up your day with some Administrator Jokes! Whether you're looking to entertain your colleagues at work, or just trying to make someone smile, these jokes about school administrators, system administrators, nursing home administrators, database administrators, office administrators, hospital administrators, and network administrators are sure to bring a chuckle. With topics ranging from pensions to inheritance, you're sure to find a joke for any admin!

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A network administrator decided to join the military, and as part of his basic training, he went out on the rifle range.

After taking a hundred shots and missing every one, the man's DI (drill instructor) came by to see what was wrong.

"What's the matter with you?" he asked. "Why can't you hit the target? What were you in civilian life?"

"I was a network administrator," replied the new recruit, "and I don't know why I can't hit the target. Let me see..."

The recruit checked his rifle, checked his rifle again, and checked his rifle a third time. He then put his finger in front of the muzzle, pulled the trigger, and blew the end of his finger off.

"Well," the he said, writhing in pain, "the bullets are leaving here fine. The trouble must be on the other end!"

a lady visits her husband in a prison

A lady visits her husband in a prison. After talking to him she talks to a prison administrator:
"Shouldn't my husband be treated better? All this hard work he has to do!"
"What hard work?" asks the administrator "he's a librarian here."
"Well," replies the lady, "he was telling me something about digging a tunnel every night..."

To all the Android users who just can't seem to gain administrator access to their devices on their own:

We're rooting for you!

I was told that tipping your server is normal in America

I was told that tipping your server is normal in America

But apparently this will get you fired as a systems administrator.

How many administrators does it take to change a light bulb?

More than last year.

Trump should appoint Sarah Palin as the Administrator of NASA.

I know, I know, I could've stopped it there, but here's the punchline:

I mean, we must be fair and give her some consideration, because she does make a good argument: she can see the moon from her house.

How do you make a kungfu master into a network administrator?

Name him IP Man.

Administrator joke, How do you make a kungfu master into a network administrator?

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken!!

Sardar: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!

a district administrator was offered a large bribe to fire some of the heads of his local schools

but he stuck by his principals

"I broke a statue"

Museum Administrator : "Sir, that's a 700 year old statue that you just broke"

Visitor : "oh..really ?....thank God...I thought its brand new"

What do you call an Egyptian test administrator who heals back pain?

A Cairo-Proctor!

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I tried to offer my school administrator a bribe

But he was too principled

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