Rib-Tickling Administrative Jokes that Bring Friends Together
Trump walks into the Oval office, turns to his administrative team and says, I want to organise the deportation of 10,000 Muslims and one kitten.
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Mike Pence says. Mr. President, why do you want to deport a kitten? Trump smiles and turns to the rest of the table. You see, no one cares about the Muslims.
What's the difference between a really good golfer and a police officer on paid administrative leave?
One shot a hole in one, the other shot a hole in Juan.
A manager was told by his doctor to take up some sport for exercise, so he decided to play tennis. After a couple of weeks, his administrative assistant asked him how he was doing.
"It's going fine," the manager said. "When I'm on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me my brain immediately says, "To the corner! Backhand! To the net! Smash! Go back!"
"Really? What happens then?" the woman asked enthusiastically.
"Then my body says, 'Who? Me? Don't talk nonsense!'"
Cute repartee from "Dr. Katz"
The good doctor is between clients, and Laura, the administrative assistant, walks into his office. Dr. Katz is lying on his patients' couch and this surprises her.
"I've just never seen you on the couch before," she says.
"Well," Dr. Katz says, "I was just in a reflective mood, and I wondered if the couch might do for me what I hope it does for my patients."
"I see," says Laura. "Would you like me to sit in your chair and doodle and pretend to care?"
What is the administrative policy enforced in a ghost town?
Booreaucracy
My administrative assistant is suing me. She walked into my office last week and said, it looks like you've lost weight!
All I said was, thanks for bringing it back .
A woman accuses her feminist husband of having an affair with his secretary.
The husband angrily responds: "She's an administrative assistant!"
