The Best 4 Administrative Assistant Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Administrative Assistant jokes. There are some administrative assistant jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these administrative assistant puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Administrative Assistant Jokes and Puns

A manager was told by his doctor to take up some sport for exercise, so he decided to play tennis. After a couple of weeks, his administrative assistant asked him how he was doing.

"It's going fine," the manager said. "When I'm on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me my brain immediately says, "To the corner! Backhand! To the net! Smash! Go back!"

"Really? What happens then?" the woman asked enthusiastically.

"Then my body says, 'Who? Me? Don't talk nonsense!'"

Cute repartee from "Dr. Katz"

The good doctor is between clients, and Laura, the administrative assistant, walks into his office. Dr. Katz is lying on his patients' couch and this surprises her.

"I've just never seen you on the couch before," she says.

"Well," Dr. Katz says, "I was just in a reflective mood, and I wondered if the couch might do for me what I hope it does for my patients."

"I see," says Laura. "Would you like me to sit in your chair and doodle and pretend to care?"

My administrative assistant is suing me. She walked into my office last week and said, it looks like you've lost weight!

All I said was, thanks for bringing it back .

A woman accuses her feminist husband of having an affair with his secretary.

The husband angrily responds: "She's an administrative assistant!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the administrative assistant jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working administrative assistant piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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