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During the Bush administration...
G. W. was sitting in his office when one of his advisors approached him and said, "Mr. President, three Brazilian citizens were killed today."
G. W. gives him a pained look and replies, "Oh my God! How many millions is that?"
Yet another genie in the lamp joke
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Poof! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.' Poof! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
George Zimmerman has officially changed his name to Ben Gahzi
The Obama administration has refused comment stating "what does it matter now?"
A lot of people say that Kim Jong Un is a terrible dictator....
but I worked as a secretary in his administration for several years, and found his speech to be clear, concise and well paced
How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.
Did anyone hear about the new music genre created by the VP in the clinton administration?
The general idea is that the end of each song is determined by a combination of the beginning of that song and the subsequent bars taken to reach the end.
It's called 'al-gore-rhythm'.
Ted Cruz, according to the news, IS planning THat Either cruZ Or his aDminIstrAtion will be Compiling their documents to maKe a IntegraL poLitical announcemEnt this afteRnoon
[hope you can decrypt it]
How many Edward Snowden's does it take to know what is going on in a Clinton administration?
**The server you are attempting to connect to has been unintentionally disabled, wiped, and burned. But not in a gross negligent manner. **
Who was the worst U.S. President of all time?
Hoover, his administration really sucked.
In the spirit of bipartisanship and cooperation, I think Trump should offer Hillary Clinton an important role in his administration...
Like the ambassadorship to Libya
The new Trump Administration is re-doing the voice mail prompts at the White House...
Thank you for calling the White House.
For English, press 1.
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when did star wars launch
during the ray gun administration
I walked into a locker room today, and saw a bunch of members of Donald Trump's new administration standing around completely nude…
… I've never seen so many Goldman sacks!
The deep sea fishing administration has now implemented a program to conserve more fish...
It is called "Throwback Thursday."
Kleptocracy
In Trump's new administration what tune will they play when Trump enters the room?
Hail to the thief.
A shocking new report reveals Donald Trump likes to be peed on by members of his new administration
He calls it a Goldman shower
I heard the Ringling Bros Circus is staying in business
They plan to stick around for another four years under the name "Trump Administration"
Did you hear why the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus shut down?
Because the Trump administration is now the greatest show on earth!
What good did the Trump administration do for the American public?
Public health.
With all the marches Trump triggers, the average American person has never been more fit
This administration is doing everything they can as quickly as possible
So much so, even their scandals are Russian.
Trump Administration blocked CNN, BBC, New York Times, LA Times from media briefing
Looks like Little Donald needs a safe space...
Why is the Food and Drug Administration always wary of Hollywood movies?
Because they're mostly adult-rated.
The Trump administration just put a ban on all shredded cheese.
I guess they wanted to Make America Grate Again
Don't worry about losing health care under the Trump administration
We won't need it after the EPA starts restricting oxygen
Mexicans are having a hard time facing the facts that the Trump administration is going to build a wall...
But they'll get over it.
This administration is so behind the times, technically speaking: they can't figure anything out...
They even have to use an alternative fax machine.
Trump administration is good
because its been more than 100 days and he still hasn't tweeted the nuclear launch codes
How is my wallet like the Obama administration?
Not enough change
If I had a dollar for every time the Trump Administration screwed up...
I could afford healthcare without the ACA.
The reason why Jesus was not born during the Trump administration is because...
God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin!
If I had a dollar for every time Trump supporters said "What about Hillary" to deflect from his corruption,
I could buy a Trump Administration appointment.
So I Submitted an Article to the School Newspaper
The article was written on the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. The article ended up being brought to the attention of the administrators. After about a month, the administration closed down the school due to "chemical risks." When the school reopened, it was disconnected from all water lines.
The Trump administration is criticizing the media for releasing a video of the president hanging himself.
It was, of course, fake noose.
The Trump administration is like the International Space Station
They're in constant free fall, and they needed Russia's help to get there
The Washington Capitals are a spitting image of the current White House administration.
A team full of goons that are led by a couple of Russians that call the shots.
The Trump Administration is calling its concentration camps for kids under 5 Tender Age centers...
The name narrowly beat out Preblinka and Gauchowitz.
Scott Prius resigns...
Scott Pruitt resigns from EPA today siting intense pressure from Trump administration to change his last name to Prius ...
Cadburies has announced they're going into administration.
It's flake news.
Super Computer
There a new super computer that can compute over 2 billion calculations per second. That means that an event can be fired almost as quickly as a member of the Trump administration.
In less than two years, my administration has accomplished more than almost any administration in the history of our country.
I know it's not OC, but seems to get a lot of laughs...
Tumblr's administration.
Yep. That's it.
Trump twitter: " In 2019 under my administration and the policy's we put in place, there has not been one school shooting"
Why did Laura Bush wear shoes as first lady but Melania wears boots?
During the Bush administration the bullshit only came up to your ankles.
Due to all the scandals, the Trump administration has decided to stop using emails.
They'll use alternative fax.
A board member with powers of administration suffering badly from the wind
and wearing an ironclad brassier, pushed her bosom into my face while role-playing in my dank and dirty dungeon.
That's right, a gusty trustee thrust her rusty bust in lusty musty dusty custody.
How to get a position in the Trump Administration
Trump: How much is 2 + 2?
You: How much do you want it to be?
Trump: That's the kind of winning attitude I demand, welcome to my team!
There's a heavy riot across US..
Trump administration undecided who to call, Avengers or Justice League.
Mom- "you should apply to work at the white house"
Me- "why? I'm not qualified."
Mom- "that's the point nobody in the current administration is."
Three scientists were awarded the Nobel Prize for their work on black holes. The Trump Administration immediately objected
and said that research would should be directed towards white holes as well.
Why is Pence upset about plexiglass at the debate?
>!This administration is afraid of transparency.!<
