Administration Jokes

Funniest Administration Short Jokes

Short administration jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The administration humour may include short management jokes also.

1. Why is Pence upset about plexiglass at the debate? >!This administration is afraid of transparency.!<
2. The Trump administration is like the International Space Station They're in constant free fall, and they needed Russia's help to get there
3. Due to all the scandals, the Trump administration has decided to stop using emails. They'll use alternative fax.
4. To all the Android users who just can't seem to gain administrator access to their devices on their own: We're rooting for you!
5. I was told that tipping your server is normal in America I was told that tipping your server is normal in America
   But apparently this will get you fired as a systems administrator.
6. What's the difference between a really good golfer and a police officer on paid administrative leave? One shot a hole in one, the other shot a hole in Juan.
7. Three scientists were awarded the Nobel Prize for their work on black holes. The Trump Administration immediately objected and said that research would should be directed towards white holes as well.
8. Trump administration is good because its been more than 100 days and he still hasn't tweeted the nuclear launch codes
9. Don't worry about losing health care under the Trump administration We won't need it after the EPA starts restricting oxygen
10. Trump Administration blocked CNN, BBC, New York Times, LA Times from media briefing Looks like Little Donald needs a safe space...

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Administration One Liners

Which administration one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with administration? I can suggest the ones about administrator and manager.

1. How many administrators does it take to change a light bulb? More than last year.
2. What is the administrative policy enforced in a ghost town? Booreaucracy
3. How do you make a kungfu master into a network administrator? Name him IP Man.
4. Better name for the administration's handling of the caravan crisis Gategate
5. Cadburies has announced they're going into administration. It's flake news.
6. What do you call an Egyptian test administrator who heals back pain? A Cairo-Proctor!
7. How is my wallet like the Obama administration? Not enough change
8. I tried to offer my school administrator a bribe But he was too principled
9. when did star wars launch during the ray gun administration
10. Tumblr's administration. Yep. That's it.
11. A system administrator has 2 problems:
    - dumb users
    - smart users
12. How would Barack describe the current US administration? An Obama-nation
13. Did you know the new administration has an official song? It's "Only Fools Russian"
14. What degree can you earn in the restroom? An MBA (masters in business administration)
15. IT guys will understand System Administrator never gets ill, he just works from home

Obama Administration Jokes

Here is a list of funny obama administration jokes and even better obama administration puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• George Zimmerman has officially changed his name to Ben Gahzi The Obama administration has refused comment stating "what does it matter now?"
• The only thing ironic about the Obama administration is their nuclear foreign policy

Business Administration Jokes

Here is a list of funny business administration jokes and even better business administration puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I heard the Ringling Bros Circus is staying in business They plan to stick around for another four years under the name "Trump Administration"

School Administration Jokes

Here is a list of funny school administration jokes and even better school administration puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• a district administrator was offered a large bribe to fire some of the heads of his local schools but he stuck by his principals
• Trump twitter: " In 2019 under my administration and the policy's we put in place, there has not been one school shooting"

Public Administration Jokes

Here is a list of funny public administration jokes and even better public administration puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What good did the Trump administration do for the American public? Public health.
  With all the marches Trump triggers, the average American person has never been more fit

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