Administration Jokes

65 administration jokes and hilarious administration puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about administration that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Get a good laugh with these jokes about the different types of Administrations such as Business Administration, School Administration, Public Administration, and Hospital Administration. Enjoy hilarious anecdotes about Cheney, Biden, and the dreaded Debrief!

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Funniest Administration Short Jokes

Short administration jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The administration humour may include short management jokes also.

  1. Why is Pence upset about plexiglass at the debate? >!This administration is afraid of transparency.!<
  2. The Trump administration is like the International Space Station They're in constant free fall, and they needed Russia's help to get there
  3. Due to all the scandals, the Trump administration has decided to stop using emails. They'll use alternative fax.
  4. To all the Android users who just can't seem to gain administrator access to their devices on their own: We're rooting for you!
  5. I was told that tipping your server is normal in America I was told that tipping your server is normal in America
    But apparently this will get you fired as a systems administrator.
  6. What's the difference between a really good golfer and a police officer on paid administrative leave? One shot a hole in one, the other shot a hole in Juan.
  7. Three scientists were awarded the Nobel Prize for their work on black holes. The Trump Administration immediately objected and said that research would should be directed towards white holes as well.
  8. Trump administration is good because its been more than 100 days and he still hasn't tweeted the nuclear launch codes
  9. Don't worry about losing health care under the Trump administration We won't need it after the EPA starts restricting oxygen
  10. Trump Administration blocked CNN, BBC, New York Times, LA Times from media briefing Looks like Little Donald needs a safe space...

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Administration One Liners

Which administration one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with administration? I can suggest the ones about administrator and manager.

  1. How many administrators does it take to change a light bulb? More than last year.
  2. What is the administrative policy enforced in a ghost town? Booreaucracy
  3. How do you make a kungfu master into a network administrator? Name him IP Man.
  4. Better name for the administration's handling of the caravan crisis Gategate
  5. Cadburies has announced they're going into administration. It's flake news.
  6. What do you call an Egyptian test administrator who heals back pain? A Cairo-Proctor!
  7. How is my wallet like the Obama administration? Not enough change
  8. I tried to offer my school administrator a bribe But he was too principled
  9. when did star wars launch during the ray gun administration
  10. Tumblr's administration. Yep. That's it.
  11. A system administrator has 2 problems:
    - dumb users
    - smart users
  12. How would Barack describe the current US administration? An Obama-nation
  13. Why can't you trust an administrator? Because admin is traitor.
  14. Did you know the new administration has an official song? It's "Only Fools Russian"
  15. What degree can you earn in the restroom? An MBA (masters in business administration)

Obama Administration Jokes

Here is a list of funny obama administration jokes and even better obama administration puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • George Zimmerman has officially changed his name to Ben Gahzi The Obama administration has refused comment stating "what does it matter now?"
  • The only thing ironic about the Obama administration is their nuclear foreign policy

School Administration Jokes

Here is a list of funny school administration jokes and even better school administration puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • a district administrator was offered a large bribe to fire some of the heads of his local schools but he stuck by his principals
  • Trump twitter: " In 2019 under my administration and the policy's we put in place, there has not been one school shooting"
Administration joke, Trump twitter: " In 2019 under my administration and the policy's we put in place, there has not bee

Business Administration Jokes

Here is a list of funny business administration jokes and even better business administration puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I heard the Ringling Bros Circus is staying in business They plan to stick around for another four years under the name "Trump Administration"

Public Administration Jokes

Here is a list of funny public administration jokes and even better public administration puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What good did the Trump administration do for the American public? Public health.
    With all the marches Trump triggers, the average American person has never been more fit
Administration joke, What good did the Trump administration do for the American public?

Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful Administration Jokes

What funny jokes about administration you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean government jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make administration pranks.

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a v**...."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... God! I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get s**...."

During the Bush administration...

G. W. was sitting in his office when one of his advisors approached him and said, "Mr. President, three Brazilian citizens were killed today."
G. W. gives him a pained look and replies, "Oh my God! How many millions is that?"

Yet another genie in the lamp joke

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' p**...! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.' p**...! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Network administrator

A network administrator decided to join the military, and as part of his basic training, he went out on the rifle range.
After taking a hundred shots and missing every one, the man's DI (drill instructor) came by to see what was wrong.
"What's the matter with you?" he asked. "Why can't you hit the target? What were you in civilian life?"
"I was a network administrator," replied the new recruit, "and I don't know why I can't hit the target. Let me see..."
The recruit checked his rifle, checked his rifle again, and checked his rifle a third time. He then put his finger in front of the muzzle, pulled the trigger, and blew the end of his finger off.
"Well," the he said, writhing in pain, "the bullets are leaving here fine. The trouble must be on the other end!"

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken!!

Sardar: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!

How many Edward Snowden's does it take to know what is going on in a Clinton administration?

**The server you are attempting to connect to has been unintentionally disabled, wiped, and burned. But not in a g**... negligent manner. **

Who was the worst U.S. President of all time?

Hoover, his administration really s**....

Trump should appoint sarah palin as the Administrator of NASA.

I know, I know, I could've stopped it there, but here's the punchline:
I mean, we must be fair and give her some consideration, because she does make a good argument: she can see the moon from her house.

The new Trump Administration is re-doing the voice mail prompts at the White House...

Thank you for calling the White House.
For English, press 1.

I walked into a locker room today, and saw a bunch of members of Donald Trump's new administration standing around completely n**...…

… I've never seen so many Goldman sacks!

A shocking new report reveals Donald Trump likes to be peed on by members of his new administration

He calls it a Goldman shower

Did you hear why the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus shut down?

Because the Trump administration is now the greatest show on earth!

Trump walks into the Oval office, turns to his administrative team and says, I want to organise the deportation of 10,000 Muslims and one kitten.

Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Mike Pence says. Mr. President, why do you want to deport a kitten? Trump smiles and turns to the rest of the table. You see, no one cares about the Muslims.

The Trump administration just put a ban on all shredded cheese.

I guess they wanted to Make America Grate Again

I got the veterinarian at the zoo fired after he told me about performing a r**... exam.

I promptly called the zoo administrators and reported the HIPPO violation.

Why do Database Administrators hate microgravity?

When they drop a table, it doesn't go anywhere

If I had a dollar for every time the Trump Administration s**... up...

I could afford healthcare without the ACA.

If I had a dollar for every time Trump supporters said "What about Hillary" to deflect from his corruption,

I could buy a Trump Administration appointment.

So I Submitted an Article to the School Newspaper

The article was written on the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. The article ended up being brought to the attention of the administrators. After about a month, the administration closed down the school due to "chemical risks." When the school reopened, it was disconnected from all water lines.

A manager was told by his doctor to take up some sport for exercise, so he decided to play tennis. After a couple of weeks, his administrative assistant asked him how he was doing.

"It's going fine," the manager said. "When I'm on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me my brain immediately says, "To the corner! Backhand! To the net! Smash! Go back!"
"Really? What happens then?" the woman asked enthusiastically.
"Then my body says, 'Who? Me? Don't talk nonsense!'"

The Trump administration is criticizing the media for releasing a video of the president hanging himself.

It was, of course, fake noose.

Why did Laura Bush wear shoes as first lady but Melania wears boots?

During the Bush administration the b**... only came up to your ankles.

a lady visits her husband in a prison

A lady visits her husband in a prison. After talking to him she talks to a prison administrator:
"Shouldn't my husband be treated better? All this hard work he has to do!"
"What hard work?" asks the administrator "he's a librarian here."
"Well," replies the lady, "he was telling me something about digging a tunnel every night..."

How to get a position in the Trump Administration

Trump: How much is 2 + 2?
You: How much do you want it to be?
Trump: That's the kind of winning attitude I demand, welcome to my team!

Mom- "you should apply to work at the white house"

Me- "why? I'm not qualified."
Mom- "that's the point nobody in the current administration is."

My administrative assistant is suing me. She walked into my office last week and said, it looks like you've lost weight!

All I said was, thanks for bringing it back .

Cute repartee from "Dr. Katz"

The good doctor is between clients, and Laura, the administrative assistant, walks into his office. Dr. Katz is lying on his patients' couch and this surprises her.
"I've just never seen you on the couch before," she says.
"Well," Dr. Katz says, "I was just in a reflective mood, and I wondered if the couch might do for me what I hope it does for my patients."
"I see," says Laura. "Would you like me to sit in your chair and doodle and pretend to care?"

European Heaven & h**...

Heaven: The British are the police, the French are chefs, the Germans are the mechanics, the Swiss are the administrators, and the Italians are the lovers.
h**...: The Germans are the police, the British are the chefs, the French are the mechanics, the Italians are the administrators, and the Swiss are the lovers.

Administration joke, European Heaven & h**...

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