The Best 29 Admin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Admin jokes. There are some admin administration jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these admin server puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Admin Jokes and Puns

Why was my post removed

Can someone from admin please explain to me why my post was removed?

I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over.

An electrical engineer, a mechanical engineer, and an IT admin are in a car that won't start.

Electrical Engineer: "It has to be the battery. Let's check that."

Mechanical Engineer: "No, I think it's the engine. Let's check that instead."

IT Admin: "How about this? Let's all get out of the car and get back in."

Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.

Admin joke, Where do admins go for summer break?

Yet another genie in the lamp joke

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Poof! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.' Poof! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Two admins meet at work

"A friend of mine was able to shut down the main server just in 5 minutes!"
"Wow. He is a hacker?"
"No. Just an idiot."

Hey admin....

What happened to my chiropractic joke I posted, about a week back?

IQ result

Psych Admin: "Sir, your IQ results are in, you scored 91."

Me: "Wow, my first A+"

Admin joke, IQ result

If you don't know how to administer first aid for deadly bleeding, don't worry!

All bleeding stops eventually

I recently started dating a girl in admin....

She's just great, she really ticks all the boxes

My administrative assistant is suing me. She walked into my office last week and said, it looks like you've lost weight!

All I said was, thanks for bringing it back .

What is the administrative policy enforced in a ghost town?


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What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

What did the database admin say when he recovered a corrupted database?

Keep calm and query on.

A pastor, IT server admin and a Thai ladyboy walk into a bar

The bartender asks him what he would like to drink.

Why did the spider become a forum admin?

So he could make a sticky thread.

I wanted to date a girl once...

but as a server admin I couldn't come out of my shell.

Admin joke, I wanted to date a girl once...

During this lockdown, please think of the confidence level and mental health of your companies IT person.

They have gone more then three months without being able to look you in the eye without smirking, while first turning your computer off and then on again, before accessing the admin profile to delete then add the wireless printer again so you can print your emails.

This administration is so behind the times, technically speaking: they can't figure anything out...

They even have to use an alternative fax machine.

How did the Linux admin commit assault?

He sudo bashed someone.

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Unintentionally neglected while I deal with some admin and eventually going cold on me.

Tumblr's administration.

Yep. That's it.

What did the Linux admin say to his racoon friend?

I am root.

What kind of beer does a Canadian network admin drink?

IP, eh?

This administration is doing everything they can as quickly as possible

So much so, even their scandals are Russian.

What do you call a computer that identifies with its OS?

A cis admin.

Does anyone know the address of the Admin who banned Doxxing? I'd like to give them a piece of my mind.

Admin Jokes

Ladki wale(ladke se): beta kya kerte ho…?
Ladka: jee admin department mein Hun….
Ladki wale (khush hokar): kaun si company mein beta…
Ladka: whatsapp per 3-4 groups ka admin Hun….
Dedicated to All Admins ….


my office password : pencil123

office Admin password : !s44^&**%!qaWS@+Q#$$%^ZX{}

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