Admin Jokes

39 admin jokes and hilarious admin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about admin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make sure to laugh out loud with the best admin jokes! Whether its a router joke, or a funny phrase about pauli, we've got you covered. Get ready to make your peers chuckle with these funny admin jokes!

Funniest Admin Short Jokes

Short admin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The admin humour may include short manager jokes also.

  1. Why was my post removed Can someone from admin please explain to me why my post was removed?
    I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over.
  2. Two admins meet at work "A friend of mine was able to shut down the main server just in 5 minutes!"
    "Wow. He is a hacker?"
    "No. Just an idiot."
  3. IQ result Psych Admin: "Sir, your IQ results are in, you scored 91."
    Me: "Wow, my first A+"
  4. Why female sys-admins restart systems more often then men? Because they love those new boots!
  5. A pastor, IT server admin and a Thai ladyboy walk into a bar The bartender asks him what he would like to drink.
  6. I recently started dating a girl in admin.... She's just great, she really ticks all the boxes
  7. What did the database admin say when he recovered a corrupted database? Keep calm and query on.
  8. I like my coffee like I like my women. Unintentionally neglected while I deal with some admin and eventually going cold on me.
  9. Does anyone know the address of the Admin who banned Doxxing? I'd like to give them a piece of my mind.
  10. What kind of beer do Linux admins like to drink? root beer!

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Admin One Liners

Which admin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with admin? I can suggest the ones about master and editor.

  1. Where do admins go for summer break? Banned camp.
  2. Hey admin.... What happened to my chiropractic joke I posted, about a week back?
  3. [Computers] Why do Linux admins always take Xanax? Because they're constantly battling their daemons.
  4. You know what system Admins at Google are called? Probably Groot
  5. What is the network admin favourite lullaby? Mary had a little LAN
  6. What are a storage admin's favorite pair of pants? Dockers
  7. I wanted to date a girl once... but as a server admin I couldn't come out of my shell.
  8. Why did the spider become a forum admin? So he could make a sticky thread.
  9. How did the Linux admin commit assault? He sudo bashed someone.
  10. What did the Linux admin say to his racoon friend? I am root.
  11. What kind of beer does a Canadian network admin drink? IP, eh?
  12. What dictator had the best bureaucracy? Idi Admin.
  13. How many darknet admins does it take to screw in a light bulb? 13
  14. What do you call a computer that identifies with its OS? A cis admin.
  15. Why can't you trust an administrator? Because admin is traitor.

Network Admin Jokes

Here is a list of funny network admin jokes and even better network admin puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did the network admins go to to h**...? To see the the server racks.
Admin joke, Why did the network admins go to to h**...?

Comical Admin Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about admin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean advisor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make admin pranks.

An electrical engineer, a mechanical engineer, and an IT admin are in a car that won't start.

Electrical Engineer: "It has to be the battery. Let's check that."
Mechanical Engineer: "No, I think it's the engine. Let's check that instead."
IT Admin: "How about this? Let's all get out of the car and get back in."

Yet another genie in the lamp joke

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' p**...! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.' p**...! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

How many administrators does it take to change a light bulb?

More than last year.

If you don't know how to administer first aid for deadly bleeding, don't worry!

All bleeding stops eventually

What is the administrative policy enforced in a ghost town?


My administrative assistant is suing me. She walked into my office last week and said, it looks like you've lost weight!

All I said was, thanks for bringing it back .

During this lockdown, please think of the confidence level and mental health of your companies IT person.

They have gone more then three months without being able to look you in the eye without smirking, while first turning your computer off and then on again, before accessing the admin profile to delete then add the wireless printer again so you can print your emails.

This administration is so behind the times, technically speaking: they can't figure anything out...

They even have to use an alternative fax machine.

This administration is doing everything they can as quickly as possible

So much so, even their scandals are Russian.

Admin joke, What kind of beer does a Canadian network admin drink?