Admin Jokes

Following is our collection of pauli humor and administration one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Admin puns for adults, dirty database jokes or clean server gags for kids.

There is an abundance of org jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 23 funniest jokes on admin. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any outlook witze you can hear about admin.

The Best jokes about Admin

Why was my post removed

Can someone from admin please explain to me why my post was removed?

I'm really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over.

An electrical engineer, a mechanical engineer, and an IT admin are in a car that won't start.

Electrical Engineer: "It has to be the battery. Let's check that."

Mechanical Engineer: "No, I think it's the engine. Let's check that instead."

IT Admin: "How about this? Let's all get out of the car and get back in."

Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.

Yet another genie in the lamp joke

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Poof! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.' Poof! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Two admins meet at work

"A friend of mine was able to shut down the main server just in 5 minutes!"
"Wow. He is a hacker?"
"No. Just an idiot."


IQ result

Psych Admin: "Sir, your IQ results are in, you scored 91."

Me: "Wow, my first A+"

TO THE ADMIN OF THIS GROUP

CAN YOU PLEASE TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE MORE CONTROL OVER WHO YOU LET IN. THERE IS A NEW MEMBER. AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE HAS BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEN. SHE SENDS NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN GROTESQUE POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER LADY GARDEN. SHE IS OFFERING A SAMSUNG GALAXY S8 IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS.
I AM ESPECIALLY UPSET BECAUSE AS IT TURNS OUT, THE PHONE WASN'T EVEN A GALAXY S8... IT WAS A GALAXY S5 AND IT OBVIOUSLY HAS A VIRUS BECAUSE IT'S REALLY SLOW. IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH... THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON STICKS

I recently started dating a girl in admin....

She's just great, she really ticks all the boxes

What is the administrative policy enforced in a ghost town?

Booreaucracy

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

What did the database admin say when he recovered a corrupted database?

Keep calm and query on.


A pastor, IT server admin and a Thai ladyboy walk into a bar

The bartender asks him what he would like to drink.

I wanted to date a girl once...

but as a server admin I couldn't come out of my shell.

Why did the spider become a forum admin?

So he could make a sticky thread.

During this lockdown, please think of the confidence level and mental health of your companies IT person.

They have gone more then three months without being able to look you in the eye without smirking, while first turning your computer off and then on again, before accessing the admin profile to delete then add the wireless printer again so you can print your emails.

This administration is so behind the times, technically speaking: they can't figure anything out...

They even have to use an alternative fax machine.

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

How did the Linux admin commit assault?

He sudo bashed someone.

What did the Linux admin say to his racoon friend?

I am root.


Tumblr's administration.

Yep. That's it.

password

my office password : pencil123

office Admin password : !s44^&**%[email protected]+Q#$$%^ZX{}

Admin Jokes

Ladki wale(ladke se): beta kya kerte ho…?
Ladka: jee admin department mein Hun….
Ladki wale (khush hokar): kaun si company mein beta…
Ladka: whatsapp per 3-4 groups ka admin Hun….
Dedicated to All Admins ….

I like my coffee like I like my women.

Unintentionally neglected while I deal with some admin and eventually going cold on me.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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