Gather Around for Heartwarming Adjustment Jokes and Uplifting Humor
My Doctor just advised me to quit drinking. This is going to be really difficult and a big adjustment...
I've been with this Doctor for 35 years.
An airplane yells at his son
"If you don't get an attitude adjustment immediately you're going to get grounded."
I had a student named Miles in my 5th grade class who moved to JAPAN. Had to change his name to Kilometers.
Slight adjustment to an originally hilarious joke that was shunned on a technicality. #IwasOnlyJoking
I watched a movie called "The Adjustment," about a Chiropractor who quits, goes back to school and becomes an famous Orthopedic Spine Surgeon. I didn't really like it.
Too much backstory.
Amazed by the stunning beauty of their new secretary, two corporate executives resolved to make her adjustment to her new firm their personal business...
It's up to us to teach her the difference between right and wrong, said the first executive. Agreed, exclaimed the second. You teach her what's right.
If I owned a chiropractor group-practice...
I would call it "The Adjustment Bureau"
My flight instructor got mad at me today.
He said I needed an "attitude adjustment."
The library where I work just hired a Cajun head Librarian...
Transitioning to the Andouille Decimal System has been a difficult adjustment.
