Howlingly Hilarious Adjective Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron,
which is ironic.
I volunteered to help blind children today!
That's a verb not an adjective btw.
I help blind kids
Verb, not adjective
In my spare time I help blind children.
I mean the verb, not the adjective.
After work, I volunteer to help blind children
By the way: Verb, not adjective
I like to help blind children.
The verb, not the adjective.
I love helping blind children
The verb not the adjective
Fascinate
Teacher: Can anyone use the word "fascinate" in a sentence?
Billy: I was fascinated by the sunrise.
Teacher: Good, but "fascinated" is past tense. Can anyone else try?
Suzie: It was fascinating to see the flowers grow.
Teacher: Good, Suzie, but you added an "ing" at the end of the word and made it an adjective. I just want to hear the verb "fascinate".
Ernie: Yo mama got a blouse with 12 buttons on it...but she so fat, she can only fascinate!
I just did one of those "what noun are you" quizzes...
and I got "pedantic", which is an adjective.
Today my son told me he wanted to go help blind people after school...
The verb, not the adjective.
I help blind people
Verb, not adjective
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I bumped into my old English teacher that I fancied.
"What's new?" she asked.
I said, "An adjective."
The adjective for metal is metallic .
The adjective for metal is metallic .
But that's not the case for iron , which is ironic.
I volunteered to help blind kids today.
That's a verb not an adjective, by the way.
What is the best adjective to describe somebody who incessantly makes puns?
PUN-gent!
^(I'm sorry)
What's the best adjective to describe camping?
Intense.
I caught up with my old English teacher.
"What's new?" he asked.
I said, "An adjective."
What was your favourite pastry that Grammar used to make?
Mine was the delicious synonym rolls and my adjective was to eat at least half of them off the plate
You know what's funny?
An adjective.
What adjective do you use to describe an asian kid's party?
AP Lit
Article adjective noun verb preposition proper noun...
Pronoun verb article adjective ableist slur!
Definition of "Hipster", adjective.
Definitions are too mainstream.
*Hipsters can't be defined because then they'd fit in a category, and thus be too mainstream.*
stolen from urbandictionary.
