Adjacent Jokes

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Funniest Adjacent Short Jokes

Short adjacent jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The adjacent humour may include short nearby jokes also.

  1. At a mental hospital, one patient keeps yelling "I am a messenger of God! I am a messenger of God!" "I didn't send anybody" says someone in the adjacent room.
  2. A tray of muffins is in the oven. One muffin says "Woo; it's hot in here." An adjacent muffin exclaims, "Whoa! A talking muffin!"
  3. Why were the Adjacent and Hypotenuse unable to accept a package without each other? Because they could only.... cosine
  4. If a tree falls in the forest... ...and Linkin Park was playing a concert adjacent to that tree, in the end, does it even matter?
  5. Have you heard the impossible riddle of two harbors, adjacent to each other? It's a great pair-a-docks.
  6. My brother and I own adjacent farms The other day he rode over to complain that I was growing m**... on his side of the fence.
    I told him to get off his high horse.
  7. During math class, I was adjacent to the person of the opposite s**.... Our ratio is a bit of a tangent you know?

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Adjacent One Liners

Which adjacent one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with adjacent? I can suggest the ones about consecutive and surrounding.

  1. Why did the mathematician lie adjacent to the hippopotamus? Cos
  2. What do you call two horses living in adjacent stables? Neighbors.
  3. Why did the mathematician lay adjacent to the hippopotamus? Cos
  4. What do you get with coleslaw? Adjacent over hypotenuse

Adjacent joke, What do you get with coleslaw?

Cheeky Adjacent Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about adjacent you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean conjoined jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make adjacent pranks.

So a guy decides to walk to the bar by strolling across an adjacent golf course.

So a guy decides to walk to the bar by strolling across an adjacent golf course. As he walks he picks up stray b**... and stuffs them in his pants pocket. Later, seated at the bar he notices the lady next to him staring at the huge bulge in his pants. "Golf b**...," he explains. "You poor man," the lady exclaims. "And here I thought my tennis elbow was bad."

The World's Oldest Golf Joke

Joe and his buddy go golfing every Saturday.
One day, while they are on the third hole, a f**... caravan passes by on the adjacent street. Joe stops playing, takes off his hat and stands quietly as the procession passes.
His buddy says, "Wow, man, I didn't know you cared about funerals that much."
To which Joe replied, "Well, I was married to her for almost forty years."

Two friends were out golfing one morning.

One of them is just getting ready to tee off when he notices a f**... processing passing on the street adjacent to the golf course.
He stops mid swing, drops his club and takes off his hat, then begins to say a prayer. Once the procession passes, he puts his hat back on, picks up his club and is ready to continue.
That was the sweetest thing I've ever witnessed. It was incredibly touching on your part to take the time to say a prayer for the deceased. Says his friend.
Well, it's the least I can do. After all, we were married for 35 years.

Two Jewish men are standing in the bathroom and peeing in adjacent urinals

the one to the right finishes doing his business, turns around, and says to his neighbor, Tell me, did Mohel Rabinovich do your bris [i.e. circumcision]? Yes, the other guy responds, how did you know?!!! Well, Rabinovich is a little cross-eyed and you are peeing on my shoes!

A biologist, a logician, and a philosopher are driving down the road in County Clare...

They see the profile of a brown cow grazing in an adjacent meadow. The biologist says, "Look, Ireland has brown cows!" The logician says, "No, sir, all we can say for certain is that Ireland has at least one brown cow." The philosopher retorts, "Alas, my fair companions, all we can know for certain is that Ireland has at least one half of one brown cow."

Bob and Jim are on the 18th hole...

And as Bob is about to pitch for the green they notice a f**... procession heading down the road adjacent to the course. Bob stops mid swing, drops his club, removes his hat, bows his head and stands for a moment of silence. "That's very respectful of you, Bob." says Jim. Bob puts his hat back on, picks up his club and says "Well, we were married for 35 years."

A mathematician goes to a confession booth...

He says to the priest: 'Father, I have a sin to confess'
The priest says: 'Don't worry, tell me and the lord will see if he can forgive you'
The mathematician says: 'I used the opposite side instead of the adjacent to calculate cos.'

Adjacent joke, During math class, I was adjacent to the person of the opposite s**....