Adidas Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Adidas jokes. There are some adidas memorabilia jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these adidas jewce puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Adidas Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

Black Guy in Nike

The other day I saw a black guy in Nikes running down the street with a TV.

I thought to myself "hey is that mine?"

And then I remembered that mine wears Adidas

I saw a black guy running down the street

And he was carrying a TV. For a second I thought, *"hey, that looks like mine!"* but then I realized mine wears Adidas.

What did Kanye do after getting dropped by Adidas?

Some Sole searching

How can online retailers hurt Russia?

Suspending delivery of Adidas Tracksuit.

What kind of footwear do robbers use for sneaking around?

Probably Nike or Adidas

Adidas: Should we send out this email ad?

Nike: Just do it.

Adidas joke, Adidas: Should we send out this email ad?

I'd like to thank the person who made my Adidas jacket.

I think I'd need a passport though.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the adidas trainers puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working adidas meincraft piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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