Adhesive Jokes

Following is our collection of stickiest humor and scraper one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Adhesive puns for adults, dirty windstar jokes or clean width gags for kids.

There is an abundance of clip jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes on adhesive. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any ankles witze you can hear about adhesive.

The Best jokes about Adhesive

I read a whole book on adhesive substances last night, I just couldn't put it down

3 years ago during my first reservists training

I am from Singapore and all relatively healthy males need to serve the army for 2 years and 10 reservist cycles

During my first reservists, many of our combat boots start to fall apart due to the adhesive hardening up and breaking apart, thus many of us have to walk to the store to purchase new boots while wearing the boots that were disintegrating with every step

There is only 1 route and it is a walk by the road, and many boots do not hold itself together long enough to reach the store

I call this road

*The road of lost soles*

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's an Eskimo's favorite adhesive?

Igloo

If you are fixing things around the house, don't use Gorilla Goo

The gorilla likes it, but the adhesive properties are nil.


"Alright guys, we have lots of pictures to mount before the art gallery tonight. Like I said in the email, we'll have to use these adhesive hooks. Under no circumstances will you penetrate the wall with nails or screws. Tim, I've noticed you've already hung one picture. Great job.

Tim (hiding his drill and muttering under his breath): welp.. I screwed that up.

My girlfriend sent me a sex tape today...

it is not very adhesive.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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