Adhesive Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Adhesive jokes. There are some adhesive scraper jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these adhesive width puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Cheerful Adhesive Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

I read a whole book on adhesive substances last night, I just couldn't put it down

The frog population in the Okeefenokee Swamp was declining...

Biologists determined it was due to the frogs inability to stay coupled while mating. They contacted an organic chemist at MIT who came up with a solution. He mixed some plasticizers with some adhesive and most importantly one part sodium. The concoction worked perfectly and the swamp was soon re-populated with frogs. The biologists wondered why the sodium was so important. The chemist replied: The frogs needed monosodium glutamate

Did you see the latest fashion trend is adhesive based dresses and suits?

From what I heard they're a bit tacky.

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's an Eskimo's favorite adhesive?


If you are fixing things around the house, don't use Gorilla Goo

The gorilla likes it, but the adhesive properties are nil.

"Alright guys, we have lots of pictures to mount before the art gallery tonight. Like I said in the email, we'll have to use these adhesive hooks. Under no circumstances will you p**... the wall with nails or screws. Tim, I've noticed you've already hung one picture. Great job.

Tim (hiding his drill and muttering under his breath): welp.. I s**... that up.

My girlfriend sent me a s**... tape today...

it is not very adhesive.

If RiceGum was an adhesive, what would he be?

Flex Tape.

What do you call an adhesive ape?

A glue-rilla

What happened to the adhesive s**... bomber?

He glue up.

You can explore adhesive stickiest reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean adhesive windstar dad jokes. There are also adhesive puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Why did this adhesive s**... quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the adhesive clip puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working adhesive ankles piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes