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97 adhd jokes and hilarious adhd puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about adhd that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Adhd Short Jokes

Short adhd jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The adhd humour may include short add jokes also.

  1. I told my doctor, I think I have ADHD because I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford. Doctor: That's not how ADHD works.
    Me: But I keep losing my Focus.
  2. Doctor, I think I have ADHD. I can never remember where I parked my Ford. Doctor: That's not how ADHD works.
    Man: But I keep losing my Focus.
  3. My doctor diagnosed me with schizophrenia and ADHD. Which means I hear voices but not for long enough to drive me insane.
  4. I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep... 1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. *Old MacDonald had a farm* and bingo was his name-o!
  5. What do we want? More research into a cure for ADHD! When do we want it? Let's play swingball!
  6. Joke my 9 year old daughter, Emma made up: What kind of list does Emma have a hard time with? List-ening!
    (She has ADHD)
  7. I opened up a summer camp for kids with adhd. Although I regret calling it a concentration camp.
  8. My doctor diagnosed me with schizophrenia and ADHD. I hear voices, but not for long enough to drive me insane.
  9. I've got a friend with ADHD and, interestingly, he seems to be sharper than most people. I guess that he's got AD4K.
  10. I bought a book that said it could help me harness the power of ADHD. I never finished it.

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Adhd One Liners

Which adhd one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with adhd? I can suggest the ones about hypochondria and anorexia.

  1. How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? LETS GO RIDE BIKES
  2. how many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? hey let's go ride our bikes
  3. What's worse than ADHD ? AD4k
  4. I have ADHD How do I upgrade to AD4K?
  5. What do you call a person with severe ADHD AD4K
  6. What is the worst punishment for someone with ADHD? A concentration camp
  7. How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna ride our bicycles?
  8. How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna go swimming?
  9. I was gonna make a joke about my ADHD. Never mind, I'll finish it later.
  10. I have compiled a list of the 10 worst things about my ADHD. 1.
  11. I took Adderall for my ADHD I started focusing on my distractions better.
  12. How many people with ADHD does it take to screw on a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!
  13. Why did the guy with ADHD keep forgetting his car? Because he keeps losing his Focus.
  14. High quality ads can be really bad for you. They can cause ADHD.
  15. What do you call a high resolution video taken during Jesus' resurrection? ADHD

Adhd Brain Jokes

Here is a list of funny adhd brain jokes and even better adhd brain puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you heard about the s**... bomber with ADHD?? His brain was everywhere
Adhd joke, Did you heard about the s**... bomber with ADHD??

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about adhd can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of adhd puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Delightful Fun Adhd Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about adhd you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean psychological jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make adhd prank.

Lin, who has ADHD, was being really loud and annoying in class...

...so the teacher got Ritalin.

What does a schizophrenic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays up all night asking himself if there is a Dog.
Thank.
edit new Joke: How many times can a 40something year old ADHD, dyslexic, m**... try to tell this joke and still get it wrong?

ADHD has always been my biggest struggle in life

but you are gonna LOVE this yoyo trick

New clothing store seen at local Mall named 'Off Topic'.

Apparently it's aimed at edgy teens with ADHD.

I have OCD and ADHD...

So everything has to be just right, but only for a little while.

What has two thumbs and severe adhd?

i don't know but you are gonna love this yoyo trick

Kids: if anyone tells you you have adhd, pay no attention.

How many people with ADHD does it take to change a - oh look, tree!

People tell me I have ADHD

Wanna ride bikes?

I went to the doctor to get tested for ADHD...

he said I've got it so bad, I have AD Blu-Ray

I was diagnosed with ADHD last week.

But my doctor sa

I have 6 mental illnesses

Schizophrenia, OCD, ADHD, dislexia, anxiety, and hypochondria.

Doctor says my kid has some form of hereditary ADHD

He explained it to me, but I didn't really listen.

If they would come up with a new name for a heavy form of ADHD

It would be AD4K

I went to take an online ADHD test today...

but gave up quickly because it was s**... and boring.

Everybody in my family has a disorder. My mom's depressed, my dad has ADHD, and my brother has autism.

There's nothing wrong with me though. I'm perfect.

i used to suffer from chronic adhd

as i was saying bacon makes everything better.

When I was a kid I was best friends with twins.

Turns out it was just one kid with ADHD

What do you call someone who has ADHD and c**....

Fidget p**....

People think I have ADHD and I really don't..

To prove it I'll give you 10 reasons why Football is better than rugby

My son, who has ADHD, has been taking meds to help him run faster.

He's now AD480p.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

You guys wanna play soccer?

What do you call a date between someone with ADHD and someone with anxiety?

Hypertension

What do you call a little person with ADHD in a washing machine?

Midget fidget spinner

ADHD in just-hatched chicks is also known as ...

Restless Egg Syndrome

Online self-diognosis tests are such a joke..

I took one to see if I had ADHD and it got so boring and repetitive I couldn't finish it.

Two people with severe ADHD walk into a bar

I'm not sure what We we're talking about.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Hey, let's go outside!

What does ADHD stand for?

Attention Deficit HEY DOUGHNUTS!!!

I have ADHD.

It's a struggle, and I can't focus on anything for more than

On top of having ADHD, apparently i owe some guy money?

His name is Attention , and everyone keeps yelling at me to pay him.

I've been wondering for 30 mins when my adhd meds will kick in,

I guess they never will!

Schizophrenia is ADHD on hard mode.

"2+2=..... stop whispering my name grandma! You've been dead for 20 years!"

I just got some bad news

I went to the doctors, and they told me I have ADHD. It's not too bad though, it's easy to focus on something else.

I have OCD and ADHD

so everything has to be perfect! But not for very long!

One of my friends has ADHD

So whenever his girlfriend gets turned on, he turns her off again

Curt Cobain must have had ADHD

Because his mind was all over the place

Did you hear about that group of restless cyber monday TVs?

They were ADHD.

The New Year's Resolution of an ADHD

AD4K

Studies show ADHD students cost the school more on average

Because they cannot afford to pay attention.

Do you wanna hear a joke from someone with extreme ADHD?

So how many sugars do you want in your tea?

How manny adhd kids does it take to put in a light bulb?

I dunno wanna ride bikes?

Why did the cheapskate have adhd?

Because he refused to pay attention.

Before ADHD

Was it AD480p?

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

ADHD & Sleep Problems. Funny That You Asked!!

I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep...
1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. \*Old MacDonald had a farm\* and bingo was his name-o!

What do you call someone who worries that they might have ADHD?

A hyperchondriac

Heard this ADhD joke a while back. A man walks into a bar with a penguin and a foul-mouthed parrot and somehow wins a bet or something.

Sorry, I guess I wasn't really paying attention.

Two drunk people are sitting at a bar having an argument about Coronavirus.

The first one says "You're just trying to scare people. You don't know anything."
The second replies, clearly fed up with the first, "I'm a doctor! I'm paid to know these things, I have a PhD and everything!"
The first one slurs back, "Well ***I*** have a ***DhD.***"
The second says, exasperated, "What the h**... is a DhD??"
The first cackles, "You're some doc if you don't know what ADHD is!"

Joke my ADHD brain thought of out of nowhere

So the Hogwarts police confiscated a coffee cup suspecting it of dangerous enchantments. Turns out the police that grabbed it drank a bit too much butterbeer. It was just a normal coffee cup that belonged to some arrogant human thief.



It was a smug muggle mugger's mug.

So I'm trying to open a chain of outdoor, overnight facilities to help children overcome symptoms of ADHD.

Unfortunately I'm having trouble getting the bank to approve a loan for concentration camps.

Why is it called ADHD...

When I still have to wear glasses?

There's a kid in class with adhd named Link.

Guess he's a hyperlink.

I thought my new ADHD meds would help my drinking and it works.

Instead of a half dozen glasses of bourbon with only a sip or two drunk from them, I actually finish them all.

A freind of mine asked: What does ADHD mean?

I answered , Attention… Defecit…. SQUIRREL

Adhd joke, A freind of mine asked: What does ADHD mean?

jokes about adhd

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these adhd jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.