The Best 74 Adhd Jokes

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How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

How come Hitler's Germany had no people who suffered from ADHD?

Because he sent them all to concentration camps.

What do you call a summer resort for helping kids with ADHD?

A concentration camp.

Lin, who has ADHD, was being really loud and annoying in class... the teacher got Ritalin.

What does a schizophrenic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays up all night asking himself if there is a Dog.


edit new Joke: How many times can a 40something year old ADHD, dyslexic, moron try to tell this joke and still get it wrong?

ADHD has always been my biggest struggle in life

but you are gonna LOVE this yoyo trick

New clothing store seen at local Mall named 'Off Topic'.

Apparently it's aimed at edgy teens with ADHD.

I have OCD and ADHD...

So everything has to be just right, but only for a little while.

What has two thumbs and severe adhd?

i don't know but you are gonna love this yoyo trick

Kids: if anyone tells you you have adhd, pay no attention.

How many people with ADHD does it take to change a - oh look, tree!

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I started a camp for kids with ADHD.

It's a Concentration camp.

My mom wanted to send me to a program last summer for people with ADHD...

It was called a Concentration Camp.

My doctor diagnosed me with schizophrenia and ADHD.

Which means I hear voices but not for long enough to drive me insane.

I went to the doctor to get tested for ADHD...

he said I've got it so bad, I have AD Blu-Ray

I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep...

1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. *Old MacDonald had a farm* and bingo was his name-o!

I have 6 mental illnesses

Schizophrenia, OCD, ADHD, dislexia, anxiety, and hypochondria.

I have ADHD

How do I upgrade to AD4K?

Doctor says my kid has some form of hereditary ADHD

He explained it to me, but I didn't really listen.

If they would come up with a new name for a heavy form of ADHD

It would be AD4K

If a person with ADHD went to a camp...

... would it be called a concentration camp?

Source: Girlfriend with ADHD

I went to take an online ADHD test today...

but gave up quickly because it was stupid and boring.

Where should children with ADHD be sent?

A Concentration Camp!

Everybody in my family has a disorder. My mom's depressed, my dad has ADHD, and my brother has autism.

There's nothing wrong with me though. I'm perfect.

i used to suffer from chronic adhd

as i was saying bacon makes everything better.

When I was a kid I was best friends with twins.

Turns out it was just one kid with ADHD

You think ADHD is a big problem now?

80 years ago there were millions of people in camps trying to concentrate.

What do we want? More research into a cure for ADHD! When do we want it?

Let's play swingball!

My sister is fat so they sent her to a weight loss camp....

I have ADHD, so they're sending me to a concentration camp

I founded a network of outdoor schools for kids with ADHD.

I thought Concentration Campsβ„’ were a great idea! But the idea just didn't catch on.

High quality ads can be really bad for you.

They can cause ADHD.

What do you call someone who has ADHD and crabs.

Fidget pubes.

People think I have ADHD and I really don't..

To prove it I'll give you 10 reasons why Football is better than rugby

My son, who has ADHD, has been taking meds to help him run faster.

He's now AD480p.

I have compiled a list of the 10 worst things about my ADHD.


Where do you send someone with ADHD for summer?

A concentration camp.

My wife got mad when I told her I found a place that would help our son with ADHD over the summer

It was a concentration camp

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

You guys wanna play soccer?

What do you call a date between someone with ADHD and someone with anxiety?


Did you heard about the suicide bomber with ADHD??

His brain was everywhere

Joke my 9 year old daughter, Emma made up: What kind of list does Emma have a hard time with?


(She has ADHD)

What do you call a little person with ADHD in a washing machine?

Midget fidget spinner

I took Adderall for my ADHD

I started focusing on my distractions better.

Online self-diognosis tests are such a joke..

I took one to see if I had ADHD and it got so boring and repetitive I couldn't finish it.

Two people with severe ADHD walk into a bar

I'm not sure what We we're talking about.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Hey, let's go outside!

Have you heard about the final solution to help kids with ADHD to study better?

We put them in concentration camps.

What does ADHD stand for?

Attention Deficit HEY DOUGHNUTS!!!

I have ADHD.

It's a struggle, and I can't focus on anything for more than

Where do people with ADHD go to die?

Concentration camps.

My son has ADHD and cannot concentrate on anything for more than a couple of seconds.

I'm thinking of sending him to a concentration camp.

Growing up I had ADHD. Terrible grades. Couldn't focus.

Finally, my mom and dad sent me to a concentration camp.

Where do parents send their ADHD children during the summer?

Concentration camps

I've been wondering for 30 mins when my adhd meds will kick in,

I guess they never will!

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?


Schizophrenia is ADHD on hard mode.

"2+2=..... stop whispering my name grandma! You've been dead for 20 years!"

I just got some bad news

I went to the doctors, and they told me I have ADHD. It's not too bad though, it's easy to focus on something else.

The New Year's Resolution of an ADHD


Where do they send the kids with ADHD?

To a concentration camp

How many people with ADHD does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

Let's ride bikes!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna ride our bicycles?

Studies show ADHD students cost the school more on average

Because they cannot afford to pay attention.

How manny adhd kids does it take to put in a light bulb?

I dunno wanna ride bikes?

Why did the cheapskate have adhd?

Because he refused to pay attention.

I started a camp for kids with ADHD but nobody showed up.

I guess calling it Concentration Camp was a bad idea.

What's worse than ADHD ?


I told my doctor, I think I have ADHD because I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford.

Doctor: That's not how ADHD works.

Me: But I keep losing my Focus.

how many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

hey let's go ride our bikes

Where are ADHD children sent for therapy?

Concentration camps.

Before ADHD

Was it AD480p?

If you open a camp to help kids with ADHD

Is it a concentration camp?

What do you call a person with severe ADHD


How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

ADHD & Sleep Problems. Funny That You Asked!!

I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep...

1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. \*Old MacDonald had a farm\* and bingo was his name-o!

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