The Best 74 Adhd Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Adhd jokes. There are some adhd lockjaw jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these adhd anorexia puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Adhd Jokes and Puns

How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

How come Hitler's Germany had no people who suffered from ADHD?

Because he sent them all to concentration camps.

What do you call a summer resort for helping kids with ADHD?

A concentration camp.

Adhd joke, What do you call a summer resort for helping kids with ADHD?

Lin, who has ADHD, was being really loud and annoying in class...

...so the teacher got Ritalin.

What does a schizophrenic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays up all night asking himself if there is a Dog.

Thank.

edit new Joke: How many times can a 40something year old ADHD, dyslexic, moron try to tell this joke and still get it wrong?


ADHD has always been my biggest struggle in life

but you are gonna LOVE this yoyo trick

New clothing store seen at local Mall named 'Off Topic'.

Apparently it's aimed at edgy teens with ADHD.

Adhd joke, New clothing store seen at local Mall named 'Off Topic'.

I have OCD and ADHD...

So everything has to be just right, but only for a little while.

What has two thumbs and severe adhd?

i don't know but you are gonna love this yoyo trick

Kids: if anyone tells you you have adhd, pay no attention.

How many people with ADHD does it take to change a - oh look, tree!

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I started a camp for kids with ADHD.

It's a Concentration camp.

My mom wanted to send me to a program last summer for people with ADHD...

It was called a Concentration Camp.

My doctor diagnosed me with schizophrenia and ADHD.

Which means I hear voices but not for long enough to drive me insane.

I went to the doctor to get tested for ADHD...

he said I've got it so bad, I have AD Blu-Ray

I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep...

1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. *Old MacDonald had a farm* and bingo was his name-o!

Adhd joke, I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep...

I have ADHD

How do I upgrade to AD4K?

Doctor says my kid has some form of hereditary ADHD

He explained it to me, but I didn't really listen.

If they would come up with a new name for a heavy form of ADHD

It would be AD4K


If a person with ADHD went to a camp...

... would it be called a concentration camp?

Source: Girlfriend with ADHD

I went to take an online ADHD test today...

but gave up quickly because it was stupid and boring.

Where should children with ADHD be sent?

A Concentration Camp!

Everybody in my family has a disorder. My mom's depressed, my dad has ADHD, and my brother has autism.

There's nothing wrong with me though. I'm perfect.

i used to suffer from chronic adhd

as i was saying bacon makes everything better.

When I was a kid I was best friends with twins.

Turns out it was just one kid with ADHD

You think ADHD is a big problem now?

80 years ago there were millions of people in camps trying to concentrate.

What do we want? More research into a cure for ADHD! When do we want it?

Let's play swingball!

My sister is fat so they sent her to a weight loss camp....

I have ADHD, so they're sending me to a concentration camp

High quality ads can be really bad for you.

They can cause ADHD.

What do you call someone who has ADHD and crabs.

Fidget pubes.

My son, who has ADHD, has been taking meds to help him run faster.

He's now AD480p.

I have compiled a list of the 10 worst things about my ADHD.

1.

Where do you send someone with ADHD for summer?

A concentration camp.

My wife got mad when I told her I found a place that would help our son with ADHD over the summer

It was a concentration camp

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

You guys wanna play soccer?

What do you call a date between someone with ADHD and someone with anxiety?

Hypertension

Did you heard about the suicide bomber with ADHD??

His brain was everywhere

Joke my 9 year old daughter, Emma made up: What kind of list does Emma have a hard time with?

List-ening!

(She has ADHD)

What do you call a little person with ADHD in a washing machine?

Midget fidget spinner

I took Adderall for my ADHD

I started focusing on my distractions better.

Online self-diognosis tests are such a joke..

I took one to see if I had ADHD and it got so boring and repetitive I couldn't finish it.

Two people with severe ADHD walk into a bar

I'm not sure what We we're talking about.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Hey, let's go outside!

What does ADHD stand for?

Attention Deficit HEY DOUGHNUTS!!!

I have ADHD.

It's a struggle, and I can't focus on anything for more than

Where do people with ADHD go to die?

Concentration camps.

My son has ADHD and cannot concentrate on anything for more than a couple of seconds.

I'm thinking of sending him to a concentration camp.

Growing up I had ADHD. Terrible grades. Couldn't focus.

Finally, my mom and dad sent me to a concentration camp.

Where do parents send their ADHD children during the summer?

Concentration camps

I've been wondering for 30 mins when my adhd meds will kick in,

I guess they never will!

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

LETS GO RIDE BIKES

The New Year's Resolution of an ADHD

AD4K

Where do they send the kids with ADHD?

To a concentration camp

How many people with ADHD does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

Let's ride bikes!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna ride our bicycles?

Studies show ADHD students cost the school more on average

Because they cannot afford to pay attention.

How manny adhd kids does it take to put in a light bulb?

I dunno wanna ride bikes?

I started a camp for kids with ADHD but nobody showed up.

I guess calling it Concentration Camp was a bad idea.

What's worse than ADHD ?

AD4k

I told my doctor, I think I have ADHD because I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford.

Doctor: That's not how ADHD works.

Me: But I keep losing my Focus.

how many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

hey let's go ride our bikes

Where are ADHD children sent for therapy?

Concentration camps.

Before ADHD

Was it AD480p?

If you open a camp to help kids with ADHD

Is it a concentration camp?

What do you call a person with severe ADHD

AD4K

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

ADHD & Sleep Problems. Funny That You Asked!!

I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep...

1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. \*Old MacDonald had a farm\* and bingo was his name-o!

I was gonna make a joke about my ADHD.

Never mind, I'll finish it later.

Doctor, I think I have ADHD. I can never remember where I parked my Ford.

Doctor: That's not how ADHD works.

Man: But I keep losing my Focus.

What do you call someone who worries that they might have ADHD?

A hyperchondriac

Heard this ADhD joke a while back. A man walks into a bar with a penguin and a foul-mouthed parrot and somehow wins a bet or something.

Sorry, I guess I wasn't really paying attention.



I opened up a summer camp for kids with adhd.

Although I regret calling it a concentration camp.

I bought a book that said it could help me harness the power of ADHD.

I never finished it.

Two drunk people are sitting at a bar having an argument about Coronavirus.

The first one says "You're just trying to scare people. You don't know anything."

The second replies, clearly fed up with the first, "I'm a doctor! I'm paid to know these things, I have a PhD and everything!"

The first one slurs back, "Well ***I*** have a ***DhD.***"

The second says, exasperated, "What the hell is a DhD??"

The first cackles, "You're some doc if you don't know what ADHD is!"

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