Adhd Jokes

Lin, who has ADHD, was being really loud and annoying in class...

...so the teacher got Ritalin.

What does a schizophrenic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays up all night asking himself if there is a Dog.
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edit new Joke: How many times can a 40something year old ADHD, dyslexic, m**... try to tell this joke and still get it wrong?

ADHD has always been my biggest struggle in life

but you are gonna LOVE this yoyo trick

New clothing store seen at local Mall named 'Off Topic'.

Apparently it's aimed at edgy teens with ADHD.

I have OCD and ADHD...

So everything has to be just right, but only for a little while.

What has two thumbs and severe adhd?

i don't know but you are gonna love this yoyo trick

Kids: if anyone tells you you have adhd, pay no attention.

How many people with ADHD does it take to change a - oh look, tree!

People tell me I have ADHD

Wanna ride bikes?

I went to the doctor to get tested for ADHD...

he said I've got it so bad, I have AD Blu-Ray

I was diagnosed with ADHD last week.

But my doctor sa

I have 6 mental illnesses

Schizophrenia, OCD, ADHD, dislexia, anxiety, and hypochondria.

Doctor says my kid has some form of hereditary ADHD

He explained it to me, but I didn't really listen.

If they would come up with a new name for a heavy form of ADHD

It would be AD4K

I went to take an online ADHD test today...

but gave up quickly because it was s**... and boring.

Everybody in my family has a disorder. My mom's depressed, my dad has ADHD, and my brother has autism.

There's nothing wrong with me though. I'm perfect.

i used to suffer from chronic adhd

as i was saying bacon makes everything better.

When I was a kid I was best friends with twins.

Turns out it was just one kid with ADHD

What do you call someone who has ADHD and c**....

Fidget p**....

People think I have ADHD and I really don't..

To prove it I'll give you 10 reasons why Football is better than rugby

My son, who has ADHD, has been taking meds to help him run faster.

He's now AD480p.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

You guys wanna play soccer?

What do you call a date between someone with ADHD and someone with anxiety?

Hypertension

What do you call a little person with ADHD in a washing machine?

Midget fidget spinner

ADHD in just-hatched chicks is also known as ...

Restless Egg Syndrome

Online self-diognosis tests are such a joke..

I took one to see if I had ADHD and it got so boring and repetitive I couldn't finish it.

Two people with severe ADHD walk into a bar

I'm not sure what We we're talking about.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Hey, let's go outside!

What does ADHD stand for?

Attention Deficit HEY DOUGHNUTS!!!

I have ADHD.

It's a struggle, and I can't focus on anything for more than

On top of having ADHD, apparently i owe some guy money?

His name is Attention , and everyone keeps yelling at me to pay him.

I've been wondering for 30 mins when my adhd meds will kick in,

I guess they never will!

Schizophrenia is ADHD on hard mode.

"2+2=..... stop whispering my name grandma! You've been dead for 20 years!"

I just got some bad news

I went to the doctors, and they told me I have ADHD. It's not too bad though, it's easy to focus on something else.

I have OCD and ADHD

so everything has to be perfect! But not for very long!

One of my friends has ADHD

So whenever his girlfriend gets turned on, he turns her off again

Curt Cobain must have had ADHD

Because his mind was all over the place

Did you hear about that group of restless cyber monday TVs?

They were ADHD.

The New Year's Resolution of an ADHD

AD4K

Studies show ADHD students cost the school more on average

Because they cannot afford to pay attention.

Do you wanna hear a joke from someone with extreme ADHD?

So how many sugars do you want in your tea?

How manny adhd kids does it take to put in a light bulb?

I dunno wanna ride bikes?

Why did the cheapskate have adhd?

Because he refused to pay attention.

Before ADHD

Was it AD480p?

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

ADHD & Sleep Problems. Funny That You Asked!!

I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep...
1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. \*Old MacDonald had a farm\* and bingo was his name-o!

What do you call someone who worries that they might have ADHD?

A hyperchondriac

Heard this ADhD joke a while back. A man walks into a bar with a penguin and a foul-mouthed parrot and somehow wins a bet or something.

Sorry, I guess I wasn't really paying attention.
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Two drunk people are sitting at a bar having an argument about Coronavirus.

The first one says "You're just trying to scare people. You don't know anything."
The second replies, clearly fed up with the first, "I'm a doctor! I'm paid to know these things, I have a PhD and everything!"
The first one slurs back, "Well ***I*** have a ***DhD.***"
The second says, exasperated, "What the h**... is a DhD??"
The first cackles, "You're some doc if you don't know what ADHD is!"

Joke my ADHD brain thought of out of nowhere

So the Hogwarts police confiscated a coffee cup suspecting it of dangerous enchantments. Turns out the police that grabbed it drank a bit too much butterbeer. It was just a normal coffee cup that belonged to some arrogant human thief.
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It was a smug muggle mugger's mug.

So I'm trying to open a chain of outdoor, overnight facilities to help children overcome symptoms of ADHD.

Unfortunately I'm having trouble getting the bank to approve a loan for concentration camps.

Why is it called ADHD...

When I still have to wear glasses?

There's a kid in class with adhd named Link.

Guess he's a hyperlink.

I thought my new ADHD meds would help my drinking and it works.

Instead of a half dozen glasses of bourbon with only a sip or two drunk from them, I actually finish them all.

A freind of mine asked: What does ADHD mean?

I answered , Attention… Defecit…. SQUIRREL