Howlingly Hilarious Adequate Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
A lawyer was interviewing a doctor about the death of a patient
"When you examined the patient, did you check his pulse?" asked the lawyer.
"I didn't" said the doctor.
"And did you listen for a heartbeat?" said the lawyer.
"No, I did not" the doctor said.
"So in other words" the lawyer said "When you signed the death certificate you had NOT taken adequate steps to confirm he was dead."
"Well, let me put it this way," said the doctor- "At that point, the man's brain was in a jar on my desk. But for all I know I guess he could've been out practicing law somewhere!"
What do you call an adequate manufacturing plant?
A satisfactory
The man who cross breeds labradors and poodles will be adequate for the job at hand.
The labradoodle dude'll do.
What do you call an adequate industrial building?
Satisfactory
What kind of factory can produce only adequate products?
a satisfactory
What do you call adequate Japanese cartoons?
Ani-meh
If A is for adequate customer service,
B must be for Bethesda /s
I'm not sure why transgender and non-binary people complain about not having adequate toilets for their needs
Disabled toilets have existed for a long time...
6 things should be common in a Girl and Tea.
Should be hot.
should be strong.
should be sweet.
adequate milk.
should be ready in 5 minutes.
And lastly, won't let you sleep whole night :)
