Adele Jokes

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The Best jokes about Adele

A vegan said to me, "people who sell meat are gross!"

I said, "people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer."

credits to Adele Cliff, from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe. Link in the comments

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side

What kind of computer says "hello" when starting up?


What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

What did the cow say to Adele as she walked past its field?

Hello from the udder side.

Adele names albums by numbers, relating to important things in her life.

Her next is rumoured to be called 3.14159265359

What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

I sent an Adele album to a guy who bought it on eBay, anyway his payment cancelled and I'm out of pocket ....

Should I just give up or should I keep on chasing payments

What do you call a laptop that can sing?


My wife crashed the car listening to Adele,

She was rolling in the jeep

How come Adele can call her ex 1,000 times and get a million dollars....

But when I do it, the Police show up.

why do apple computers dislike love songs?

they are all done by Adele!

A man from Brooklyn...

A man from Brooklyn who worked for an entertainment company was tasked with with looking after meals for singer Adele, who was in town for a performance one day.

It was known throughout the business that she refused to work on an empty stomach and that this job was crucial to the success of the performance.

When Adele arrived there was no food present and she became enraged. The mans boss began to panic, until the man walked into his boss' office with a plan.

"Don't worry" he said

"I'm going to Philadelphia."

Apple iCloud was hacked releasing nude pictures of celebrities all over the internet

Thank god Adele uses android

I took my laptop on the fishing boat one day when it fell in...

It was Adele, rolling in the deep.

Did you know Adele is a huge fan of Bono?

She wishes nothing but the best for UUUUUUUU2!

Singer Adele was rushed to the hospital after a fatal car accident

Paramedics said they found her rolling in the jeep.

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?


Why did Adele crawl under the cow? say hello from the udder side.

I'll take my Oscar now.

When Adele was 18 she was....


If Adele smokes a joint in a submarine

Is she rolling in the deep ?

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Helllllooo from the other siiiiide.

My daughter came home from school with that one.

As a musician, I've learned the best way to win a Grammy... to not release your music in the same year as Adele.

What kind of computer does a big-boned female pop singer use?


Why did Adele cross the road?

So she could say hello from the other side

(If this has already been posted I might cry I thought I made this all up on my own haha)

What did Adele say to the priest when she got into the confession booth?

Hello from the other side

Adele called her first albums 19 & 21 because they are numbers that have special importance to her life

Her follow up 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 is due out next month.

Just became a fan of Adele

She had me at Hello

Adele requested and got a reset/restart on her song at the Grammy because she messed up

The Atlanta Falcons would also like to replay the 4th Quarter of the Superbowl

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

Where in internet can you find adele?

Deep web. She's usually rolling in there.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night

She ended up rolling in the Jeep.

It's Friday 13th and I've just walked down the road and had to dodge loads of cracks.

It seems Adele has been chasing pavements again.

What us the most musical kind of computer?


So what do you get when you cross Adele with Ariana Grande?

Ariana Venti

What do you call a laptop at the bottom of the sea?

Adele - Rolling In the Deep

Adele was singing on the stage, and my friend dared me to take some of his cream cheese and rub it over her body.

I said I'd go on the stage...

"But I won't Philadelphia."

Adele is shopping for electronics

She's looking for a Dell

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