Cheeky Adele Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What us the most musical kind of computer?
Adele.
What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?
Groomer has it
Apple iCloud was hacked releasing n**... pictures of celebrities all over the internet
Thank god Adele uses android
What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?
Adele
What did Adele name her sandwich shop?
A deli
It's Friday 13th and I've just walked down the road and had to dodge loads of cracks.
It seems Adele has been chasing pavements again.
What kind of computer does a big-b**... female pop singer use?
Adele
Did you know Adele is a huge fan of Bono?
She wishes nothing but the best for UUUUUUUU2!
Who sang at the f**... of those who died in a railroads arson?
Adele.
Some one set fire to the train
Some guy won't pay me for the Adele CD he bought from me on Ebay
should I give up or should I just keep chasing payments?
Adele called her first albums 19 & 21 because they are numbers that have special importance to her life
Her follow up 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 is due out next month.
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Why can't a Mac sing?
Because it's not Adele
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side
You hear that Adele married a farmer?
Heigh-h**... the derry-o
I saw Adele at the train station the other day
I saw Adele at the train station the other day on the other platform
She said 'hello from the other side'
Why did Adele crawl under the cow?
...to say hello from the udder side.
I'll take my Oscar now.
Why did Adele leave the house?
So she could say Hello from the outside.
Why did Adele cross the road?
So she could say hello from the other side
(If this has already been posted I might cry I thought I made this all up on my own haha)
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say Helllllooo from the other siiiiide.
My daughter came home from school with that one.
How come Adele can call her ex 1,000 times and get a million dollars....
But when I do it, the Police show up.
What do you call a laptop that can sing?
Adele
I sent an Adele album to a guy who bought it on eBay, anyway his payment cancelled and I'm out of pocket ....
Should I just give up or should I keep on chasing payments
Why did Adele talk into a backwards phone?
So she could say hello from the other side
What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
What PC does Adele use?
A Dell.
How fast can you move on on a scale of Justin Timberlake to Taylor Swift?
I think I'm about an Adele.
Where in internet can you find adele?
Deep web. She's usually rolling in there.
What did Adele say when she was at the amusement park?
Hello from the other ride
Singer Adele was rushed to the hospital after a fatal car accident
Paramedics said they found her rolling in the jeep.
What did Adele say to the priest when she got into the confession booth?
Hello from the other side
Why is Adele so popular?
Every school and work office uses them.
Just became a fan of Adele
She had me at Hello
Adele requested and got a reset/restart on her song at the Grammy because she messed up
The Atlanta Falcons would also like to replay the 4th Quarter of the Superbowl
As a musician, I've learned the best way to win a Grammy...
...is to not release your music in the same year as Adele.
why do apple computers dislike love songs?
they are all done by Adele!
What did the cow say to Adele as she walked past its field?
Hello from the udder side.
What kind of computer says "hello" when starting up?
Adele
A vegan said to me, "people who sell meat are g**...!"
I said, "people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer."
If Adele smokes a joint in a submarine
Is she rolling in the deep ?
I took my laptop on the fishing boat one day when it fell in...
It was Adele, rolling in the deep.
My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night
She ended up rolling in the Jeep.
So what do you get when you cross Adele with Ariana Grande?
Ariana Venti
When Adele was 18 she was....
Adele-scent
What do you call a laptop at the bottom of the sea?
Adele - Rolling In the Deep
Adele is shopping for electronics
She's looking for a Dell
Adele was singing on the stage, and my friend dared me to take some of his cream cheese and rub it over her body.
I said I'd go on the stage...
"But I won't Philadelphia."
My wife crashed the car listening to Adele,
She was rolling in the jeep
Adele names albums by numbers, relating to important things in her life.
Her next is rumoured to be called 3.14159265359
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Can I have a free drink if I show you something amazing?"
The bartender agrees so he pulls out a tiny piano, a frog and a hamster. The hamster starts playing the piano and the frog starts singing Adele. As the bartender gets him his drink a punter asks him "how much for the singing frog?" The man replies "I'll sell him for £100 if you want?" And the punter agrees. The bartender sees this and says to the man " WHAT?! You could have made millions off that Why'd you sell him so cheap?" And the man says "no, it's okay... The hamsters a ventriloquist"
What did Adele say when she saw her ex-boyfriend at the playground?
HELLO FROM THE OTHER SLIIIIIDE
Inspired by the chicken jokes
Why did Adele cross the road?
To sing hello from the otherside
