Adele Jokes
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Funniest Adele Short Jokes
Short adele jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The adele humour may include short software jokes also.
- Soulja Boy is not even a soldier. Dr. Dre is not even a doctor. Adele is not even a computer.
*Keep the joke going in the comments.* - If I have 5 pies in one hand and 6 pies in the other, what do I have? Adele's undivided attention
- Adele names albums by numbers, relating to important things in her life. Her next is rumoured to be called 3.14159265359
- What did Adele say when she saw her ex-boyfriend at the playground? HELLO FROM THE OTHER SLIIIIIDE
- I sent an Adele album to a guy who bought it on eBay, anyway his payment cancelled and I'm out of pocket .... Should I just give up or should I keep on chasing payments
- Singer Adele was rushed to the hospital after a fatal car accident Paramedics said they found her rolling in the jeep.
- I took my laptop on the fishing boat one day when it fell in... It was Adele, rolling in the deep.
- How come Adele can call her ex 1,000 times and get a million dollars.... But when I do it, the Police show up.
- As a musician, I've learned the best way to win a Grammy... ...is to not release your music in the same year as Adele.
- Adele requested and got a reset/restart on her song at the Grammy because she messed up The Atlanta Falcons would also like to replay the 4th Quarter of the Superbowl
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Adele One Liners
Which adele one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with adele? I can suggest the ones about dell and sing.
- What do you call a computer that sings? Adell!
- Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side
- What did Adele say when asked where her dog is? Groomer has it
- What kind of computer says "hello" when starting up? Adele
- Why was Adele's phone bill $500 this month? She must have called a 1,000 times
- What did the cow say to Adele as she walked past its field? Hello from the udder side.
- What did Adele name her sandwich shop? A deli
- Why can't a Mac sing? Because it's not Adele
- What us the most musical kind of computer? Adele.
- My wife crashed the car listening to Adele, She was rolling in the jeep
- why do apple computers dislike love songs? they are all done by Adele!
- What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs? Adele
- When Adele was 18 she was.... Adele-scent
- Did you know Adele is a huge fan of Bono? She wishes nothing but the best for UUUUUUUU2!
- If Adele smokes a joint in a submarine Is she rolling in the deep ?
Cheeky Adele Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about adele you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mac jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make adele pranks.
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Apple iCloud was hacked releasing n**... pictures of celebrities all over the internet
Thank god Adele uses android
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What kind of computer does a big-b**... female pop singer use?
Adele
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Who sang at the f**... of those who died in a railroads arson?
Adele.
Some one set fire to the train
Adele called her first albums 19 & 21 because they are numbers that have special importance to her life
Her follow up 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 is due out next month.
I saw Adele at the train station the other day
I saw Adele at the train station the other day on the other platform
She said 'hello from the other side'
Why did Adele leave the house?
So she could say Hello from the outside.
Why did Adele talk into a backwards phone?
So she could say hello from the other side
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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
What PC does Adele use?
A Dell.
Where in internet can you find adele?
Deep web. She's usually rolling in there.
What did Adele say when she was at the amusement park?
Hello from the other ride
What did Adele say to the priest when she got into the confession booth?
Hello from the other side
Why is Adele so popular?
Every school and work office uses them.
Just became a fan of Adele
She had me at Hello
So what do you get when you cross Adele with Ariana Grande?
Ariana Venti
Adele is shopping for electronics
She's looking for a Dell
Adele was singing on the stage, and my friend dared me to take some of his cream cheese and rub it over her body.
I said I'd go on the stage...
"But I won't Philadelphia."
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Can I have a free drink if I show you something amazing?"
The bartender agrees so he pulls out a tiny piano, a frog and a hamster. The hamster starts playing the piano and the frog starts singing Adele. As the bartender gets him his drink a punter asks him "how much for the singing frog?" The man replies "I'll sell him for £100 if you want?" And the punter agrees. The bartender sees this and says to the man " WHAT?! You could have made millions off that Why'd you sell him so cheap?" And the man says "no, it's okay... The hamsters a ventriloquist"
