Adel Jokes

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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

Adele names albums by numbers, relating to important things in her life.

Her next is rumoured to be called 3.14159265359

What did Adele name her sandwich shop?

A deli

I sent an Adele album to a guy who bought it on eBay, anyway his payment cancelled and I'm out of pocket ....

Should I just give up or should I keep on chasing payments

How come Adele can call her ex 1,000 times and get a million dollars....

But when I do it, the Police show up.

Did you know Adele is a huge fan of Bono?

She wishes nothing but the best for UUUUUUUU2!

When Adele was 18 she was....


Why did Adele crawl under the cow? say hello from the udder side.

I'll take my Oscar now.

If Adele smokes a joint in a submarine

Is she rolling in the deep ?

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Helllllooo from the other siiiiide.

My daughter came home from school with that one.

Why did Adele cross the road?

So she could say hello from the other side

(If this has already been posted I might cry I thought I made this all up on my own haha)

Adele called her first albums 19 & 21 because they are numbers that have special importance to her life

Her follow up 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 is due out next month.

What did Adele say to the priest when she got into the confession booth?

Hello from the other side

Adele requested and got a reset/restart on her song at the Grammy because she messed up

The Atlanta Falcons would also like to replay the 4th Quarter of the Superbowl

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

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