## Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Addition Jokes

### UPDATE: United Airlines now offering a new addition to their inflight meals

chinese takeout

### (A new addition) What's the difference between an American and a computer?

A computer has troubleshooting.

Also,

it can abort.

### A teacher was giving a math lesson...

...and she asked one of her students, "If you had two dollars, and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?"

The student replied, "Two dollars."

"Not quite," the teach responded. "Sounds like you don't know your addition.

"No," the student said, "you just don't know my father."

### A little boy was doing his math homework and practicing out loud, Two plus six, that son of a bitch is eight...

Three plus seven, that son of a bitch is ten."

Hearing what he was saying, his mother asked him what he was doing. He answered that he was doing his math homework.

"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" she asked her son to which he replied yes.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher what she is teaching in math class. The teacher said, "Right now, we are learning addition."

The mother asked if she was teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four.

Laughing, the teacher replied, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

### The elementary class was learning about addition...

The teacher asks little Johnny, "If I give you two cats, and Jimmy gives you two more, and Sally gives you two more, how many cats would you have?"

Johnny thinks about it for a few seconds and says, "Seven."

The teacher says, "No, let's try again. Listen carefully. I give you two, Jimmy gives you two more, and then Sally gives you two more."

Johnny spends a few minutes thinking it out, and again says, "Seven."

The teacher says, "Let's try it another way. If I put two apples on your desk, then two more, and then two more, how many apples would you have?"

Johnny says, "Six."

The teacher says, "Good, now if I give you two cats, and Jimmy gives you two more, and then Sally gives you two more, how many cats would you have?"

Johnny again says, "Seven."

The teacher, obviously frustrated, yells at Johnny, "Why do you keep saying seven?!"

Johnny says, "Because... I've already got a cat!"

### 60th birthday

Last year my mother should have been celebrating her , but because of drugs, alcohol and many hard years of addition. we all forgot...

### There is a new terrorist religion that hates addition

The Tally Ban

### Marvel Cinematic Universe just announced their newest addition to their 2015 film that will be released in 2019 starring a transgender hero.

Auntman

### What do you think about saying 'Awomen' in addition to 'Amen'?

No comwoment.

### I have Apple appliances in every room of my home.

In addition everyone in my household owns an iPhone, iPad or both. We are pretty diligent about keeping all of the devices synchronized with each other. All, except for some reason, the kitchen.

I guess you could say, everything but the kitchen's synch'd.

### I bought a 12ft tall multiplication symbol and just realised I can also use it as an addition symbol too.

That's a big plus.

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### It's finals week and the only question on the test is "what is 2+2?"

A philosophy major writes a long eloquent response but doesn't bother to actually answer the question.

A math major makes a formal proof that 2=2 and that addition is commutative before using the squeeze theorem to prove that 4≤2+2≤4.

An engineering major knows the answer is 4 but writes down 5 just to be safe.

### Addition, subtraction and multiplication might be difficult for Americans.

But goddamn are they good at dividing.

### Always invite the math major to the party.

They are a great addition.

### I tried to teach a ghost addition. Despite its efforts, in the end, it could only add 1 at a time.

I was disappointed, but I guess it's the spirit that counts.

### Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

### Daredevil would make a suitable addition to the Avengers.

After all, he lost his vision too.

### My dad told me this one

What do you call a Spanish soldier lying in a field?

Gracias

*And his own addition he's very proud of:*

What do you call 50 Spanish soldiers lying in a field?

Muchos gracias

### I found the perfect addition to any kitchen. Blend, mix, chop...even bake!

It's called a wife.

Ow! Dammit, that hurt! Apparently can throw really well too.

### "Bloodied cricket bat found in Oscar Pistorius' house"

In addition, locals have told police that he was previously sighted with stumps.

### New addition to an old joke

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer! (like no idea)

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye-deer!

What do you call a deer that's been hung, draw and quartered? A well-executed eyed-deer! (a well-executed idea)

### A child always caused trouble whenever he didn't do addition problems.

Dad: "Son, why do you like addition so much?"

Son: "It's because I like crossing the line."

### The addition function on my calculator is broken.

I'm nonplussed.

### Just found out my brother got a second job at a pizzeria in addition to working at a baggle shop.

Guess you could say he is really rolling in the dough.

### What do you call a Japanese guy with a rubber toe?

Mr. Roboto.

This is my new addition to the Mexican -Roberto original version of this joke.

### How did the mathematician propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her the integers with operations of addition and multiplication.

### Our discrete mathematics professor told us that addition is the same as subtraction

There is no difference.