The Best 20 Addictive Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Addictive jokes. There are some addictive substances jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these addictive painkiller puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Addictive Jokes and Puns

Cocaine isn't addictive

I've been doing it for 5 years i would know

Why is pirating so addictive?

Once you lose your first hand, you get hooked.

Making bread is very addictive

First I was enjoying just mixing the ingredients. But after a while I kneaded it.

Addictive joke, Making bread is very addictive

I heard that certain foods can be addictive

So I quit cold turkey.


Smoking isn't addictive, I've been smoking a pack of cigarettes everyday for the past 21 years and i'm still not addicted.

Dressing like a nun seems like something I'd like to do, but I've heard it's addictive

and I don't want to get into the habit.

A recent study concluded that oreos are as addictive as cocaine.

In a more recent study, I found out that cocaine doesn't actually taste better dipped in milk.

Addictive joke, A recent study concluded that oreos are as addictive as cocaine.

What is the difference between you and a highly addictive opioid?

Your mom didn't swallow you

Alcohol and cigarettes have warning labels because they are addictive, dangerous, and destroy lives.

And yet women are allowed to just roam around.

Cocaine isnt addictive

I should know. Ive being doing it for years

I hate it when people say vaping is addictive...

It's not, I've been going it for 5 years I oughta know

You can explore addictive drug reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean addictive nicotine dad jokes. There are also addictive puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Whats the most addictive drug you can formulate out of a piece of the human body?


There's something really addictive about Brownies...

... I think it's their exotic accent.

The most addictive thing aren't Games, Drugs or Anime it's

Farming karma for bragging rights

My therapist told me I have an addictive personality

I said, Tell me more

What kind of memes are the most addictive?


Addictive joke, What kind of memes are the most addictive?



Why is Klezmer music so addictive?

Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!

So it turns out that Oreos are as addictive as crack.

And it also turns out that Mayor Rob Ford is addicted to both!

You know what's addictive?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the addictive junkie jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working addictive codeine piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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