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c**... isn't addictive
I've been doing it for 5 years i would know
Why is pirating so addictive?
Once you lose your first hand, you get hooked.
Making bread is very addictive
First I was enjoying just mixing the ingredients. But after a while I kneaded it.
I heard that certain foods can be addictive
So I quit cold turkey.
Addiction
Smoking isn't addictive, I've been smoking a pack of cigarettes everyday for the past 21 years and i'm still not addicted.
Dressing like a nun seems like something I'd like to do, but I've heard it's addictive
and I don't want to get into the habit.
Scientists have developed a new alcohol so addictive you can't live without it. It's name?
Oxy-Gin.
A recent study concluded that oreos are as addictive as c**....
In a more recent study, I found out that c**... doesn't actually taste better dipped in milk.
What is the difference between you and a highly addictive opioid?
Your mom didn't s**... you
Alcohol and cigarettes have warning labels because they are addictive, dangerous, and destroy lives.
And yet women are allowed to just roam around.
c**... isnt addictive
I should know. Ive being doing it for years
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I hate it when people say vaping is addictive...
It's not, I've been going it for 5 years I oughta know
Whats the most addictive drug you can formulate out of a piece of the human body?
Hairoin
There's something really addictive about Brownies...
... I think it's their exotic accent.
The most addictive thing aren't Games, Drugs or Anime it's
Farming karma for bragging rights
My therapist told me I have an addictive personality
I said, Tell me more
What kind of memes are the most addictive?
Dopamemes.
VIDEO GAMES ARE ADDICTIVE
ON SO MANY LEVELS
Why is Klezmer music so addictive?
Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!
So it turns out that Oreos are as addictive as crack.
And it also turns out that Mayor Rob Ford is addicted to both!
You know what's addictive?
h**...
