Addictive Jokes

Funniest Addictive Short Jokes

Short addictive jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The addictive humour may include short compulsive jokes also.

1. My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?" "Whatever means necessary," she replied.
   "No it doesn't," I said.
2. There's a support group for people addicted to plastic surgery... The head of the group walks in and says, "I'm seeing a lot of new faces this week, and I have to say I'm pretty disappointed."
3. My wife said she is leaving me because of my addiction to anti-depressants... Guess I won't be needing those anymore.
4. My girlfriend said, I am breaking up with you because of your addiction of wearing a different t-shirt every half an hour. I said, Wait! I can change.
5. "Hello everyone, welcome to plastic surgery Addicts Anonymous." "I see a lot of new faces here tonight, and I have to say I'm pretty disappointed."
6. Help! I can't stop reading fantasy novels with female protagonists... ...I'm a heroine addict.
7. Plastic surgery anonymous "Hello everyone, welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous, I see a lot of new faces here today and I have to say I'm really disappointed with you all..."
8. A recent study shows that 9 out of 10 people addicted to brake fluid... ...just can't stop.
9. Gambling addiction hotlines would be so much better if... Every fifth caller was a winner.
10. Did you hear about the guy who dated Supergirl and Wonder Woman? Turns out, he was a heroine addict

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Addictive One Liners

Which addictive one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with addictive? I can suggest the ones about drug addicts and obsessive.

1. My wife left me because of my gambling addiction But I know I can win her back
2. I'm addicted to seaweed. I must seek kelp.
3. I *SWEAR* I'm not addicted to brake fluid... I can stop whenever I want
4. I was addicted to soap… But now I'm clean
5. I'm addicted to having money in the bank. And I really do suffer from withdrawals.
6. I used to be addicted to thanksgiving leftovers I had to quit cold turkey
7. My struggle with steroid addiction has only made me stronger.
8. The worst part about an apple addiction… Is that you can't go and see a doctor about it
9. I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey... ...but then I turned myself around.
10. Do you know why the duck went to narcotics anonymous? He had a quack addiction.
11. I used to be addicted to Tide Pods... But I'm clean now.
12. No, I'm not addicted to taking batteries out of clocks. I can stop at any time I want.
13. I'm not addicted to drinking brake fluid.... I can stop any time I want.
14. I know a guy addicted to brake fluid He says he can stop at any time
15. What do you call a drug-addicted duck? A quackhead.

Great Addictive Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about addictive you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean addiction to making jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make addictive pranks.