Addictive Jokes

Following is our collection of drug humor and substances one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Addictive puns for adults, dirty nicotine jokes or clean painkiller gags for kids.

There is an abundance of junkie jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 15 funniest jokes on addictive. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any codeine witze you can hear about addictive.

The Best jokes about Addictive

Cocaine isn't addictive

I've been doing it for 5 years i would know

Why is pirating so addictive?

Once you lose your first hand, you get hooked.

I heard that certain foods can be addictive

So I quit cold turkey.


Smoking isn't addictive, I've been smoking a pack of cigarettes everyday for the past 21 years and i'm still not addicted.

Dressing like a nun seems like something I'd like to do, but I've heard it's addictive

and I don't want to get into the habit.

A recent study concluded that oreos are as addictive as cocaine.

In a more recent study, I found out that cocaine doesn't actually taste better dipped in milk.

What is the difference between you and a highly addictive opioid?

Your mom didn't swallow you

Cocaine isnt addictive

I should know. Ive being doing it for years

Alcohol and cigarettes have warning labels because they are addictive, dangerous, and destroy lives.

And yet women are allowed to just roam around.

I hate it when people say vaping is addictive...

It's not, I've been going it for 5 years I oughta know

There's something really addictive about Brownies...

... I think it's their exotic accent.

Whats the most addictive drug you can formulate out of a piece of the human body?


The most addictive thing aren't Games, Drugs or Anime it's

Farming karma for bragging rights

My therapist told me I have an addictive personality

I said, Tell me more

What kind of memes are the most addictive?


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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