Silly Addictionary Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What do you call a book that lists the names of every drug on Earth?
Addictionary
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Addictionary
Me: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Her: If you say "Addict-ionary", I will kill you.
Me: I was going to say "High Definition", but yours is better.
What separates having a healthy interest in the English language from an unhealthy obsession is...
addictionary.
What is the difference between...
A dictionary on weed and a dictionary on heroine?
One is High definition, the other is Addictionary.
What do you call a drug dealers phone book?
-An addictionary.