Addictionary Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Addictionary jokes. There are some addictionary cocain jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these addictionary htc puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Silly Addictionary Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What do you call a book that lists the names of every drug on Earth?


What do you call a dictionary on drugs?


Me: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Her: If you say "Addict-ionary", I will kill you.

Me: I was going to say "High Definition", but yours is better.

What separates having a healthy interest in the English language from an unhealthy obsession is...


What is the difference between...

A dictionary on weed and a dictionary on heroine?

One is High definition, the other is Addictionary.

What do you call a drug dealers phone book?

-An addictionary.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the addictionary mariguana puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working addictionary dependency piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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