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Would it be safe to assume my addiction got out of hand?
Only two more sleeps until christmas.
I just like the smell.
...but then I turned myself around.
He had to quit in the end, because he couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
But then I came clean.
I just love the way it smells.
Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?
You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.
... And I dunno what he laced them with but I've been trippin ever since
A refrigerator starts in a box and moves into a house.
(This is not mine, but I don't know the source. Either way, I thought it should be shared.)
But I've now been clean for over a year
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He's clean now
Say "addicted" after everything I say.
What is someone who takes drugs?
What is someone who drinks?
What hit you in the face last night?
Their favorite past time is between the covers.
...and I snorted the whole thing.
A drug addict found a lamp. Genie appeared.
"Now I will fullfill your 3 wishes" - he said.
"I wish two lines of the best stuff on the world. Let's take it together, it will be great."
"Ok, that was your first wish. Don't waste all of them on drugs" - genie said and two lines of the best stuff appeared. They both had a great party but suddenly the effect of these drugs ended.
"What is your second wish?" - genie asked
"I want another two lines of the best stuff on the world."
Another two lines appeared and they both were on high again. When the effect ended, Genie asked: "And your third wish?".
"Two lines of the best stuff on the world again."
Two lines appeared again and they were on high. When the effect ended, the genie appeared again:
"So, my friend, what is your fourth wish?"
I'm clean now.
And I really do suffer from withdrawals.
...what do they do? Put me in this amazing 12-step program.
A heroine addict.
And I suddenly develop it into an addiction to sex, does that mean my addiction is getting out of hand?
Apparently, he was a heroine addict.
A crystal methodist.
But I decided to quit cold turkey.
A Crystal Methodist.
I could quit but it wouldn't matter.
But I decided to go cold turkey.
Anybody got a punch line?
But that's all in the past now
I can stop at any time I want.
I can stop any time I want.
What can I say? I like Tibet.
Make a bet. They won't refuse.
I've been clean for 5 months now
Unfortunately, I'm suffering from withdrawals.
Crackalackin
One's a pseudo-nymphomaniac, the other's a pseudonym-pho-maniac!
It got out of hand.
Too bad he was a Drug Addict
I guess that was my Gateway drug.
Is an awful thing to say at the funeral of a drug addict who overdosed
I must seek kelp.
When you walk into the bank and see a camera and your first instinct is to take your 9mm pistol to shoot it.
I quit before it got serious.
I had to quit cold turkey
It's a viscous circle.
...I'm a heroine addict.
I'm clean now
But I'm clean now.
But it's not so bad, i can stop anytime!
I guess you could say my addiction is now getting out of hand.
wait...
He tried to do the Hokey Pokey, but he couldn't turn himself around.
I'd tell more of the joke, but that's what it's all about.
I just need something to take the edge off
He tripped.
A heroine addict!
A heroine addict.
Finally found something that would give him a buzz
... but I can stop anytime I want.
And then has sex and becomes a sex addict
Can we say things got out of hand
...sea kelp.
Sea kelp.
Q. Heard about the drug addict fisherman who accidentally caught a duck?
A. Now he's hooked on the quack.
I need Help.
But I can start anytime I want
He was always up burning the midnight foil.
He staged a high coup.
A Crack Addict!
I'm a heroine addict
"You need to grain some self control there!"
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