Adderall Jokes

Following is our collection of prozac humor and adhd one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Adderall puns for adults, dirty valium jokes or clean ritalin gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Adderall

I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta.

Now I have a Ford Focus.

What do you get when you put adderall into the gas tank of a Ford Fiesta?

A Ford Focus.

I put adderall into my Ford Fiesta

Now it's a Ford Focus

Where do they make Adderall?

Concentration Camps

I gave some Adderall to my Ford Fiesta...

it's now a Ford Focus.


To the person who stole my adderall,

Squirrel!

My son accidentally left his Adderall in his Ford Festiva.

Now, it's a Ford Focus.

I took Adderall for my ADHD

I started focusing on my distractions better.

What do you call a bunch of ants on adderall?

Stimul-ants.

What's the worst part about forgetting to take your Adderall?

Adderall is really dangerous

I'm not sure exactly what happened: I took some, and then I must have blacked out or something... all I know is that I'm a grad student now


My doctor prescribed me Adderall to help my concentration and frustration. The only problem is that...

now I'm super concentrated on my frustrations.

Did you hear about the German summer camp where they gave all the kids adderall?

It turned into a concentration camp

I had a Ford Fiesta....

and fed it some adderall and it turned into a Ford Focus

I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta,

It is now a Ford Focus.

I can't claim credit for this one, I heard it on one of my favorite streamers' streams.

I took adderall next to a box of fortune cookies...

And now I'm fluent in Chinese.

I left my Adderall in my car last night...

When I came out this morning, it became a Ford Focus.

What do you call a stoner who takes Adderall? (OC)

Highly Productive

Ritalin and Adderall

Market Research says they both tested well among focus groups.


Why did the snake look so jittery?

He took too much Adder-all.

I put adderall in the gas tank of my Ford Fiesta...

...turned it into a Ford Focus

To the person that stole my month's supply of Adderall..

You now have my complete attention.

My boss told me to give something the old college try...

So I skipped work for a week and got addicted to adderall by accident.

What do you call a grasshopper on adderall?

A focust

Took Adderall before big exam and now I know multivariable calculus...

Still not sure what I'm going to do about the history exam though...

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