Adderall Jokes

40 adderall jokes and hilarious adderall puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about adderall that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Adderall Short Jokes

Short adderall jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The adderall humour may include short sines jokes also.

  1. I had a ford Fiesta once, then I left my prescription of Adderall in the glove box overnight, when I came out in the morning, I had a ford Focus.
  2. Adderall is really dangerous I'm not sure exactly what happened: I took some, and then I must have blacked out or something... all I know is that I'm a grad student now
  3. My doctor prescribed me Adderall to help my concentration and frustration. The only problem is that... now I'm super concentrated on my frustrations.
  4. Did you hear about the German summer camp where they gave all the kids adderall? It turned into a concentration camp
  5. I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta, It is now a Ford Focus.
    I can't claim credit for this one, I heard it on one of my favorite streamers' streams.
  6. I left my Adderall in my car last night... When I came out this morning, it became a Ford Focus.
  7. Ritalin and Adderall Market Research says they both tested well among focus groups.
  8. What do you call a grasshopper on adderall? A focust
  9. To the person that stole my month's supply of Adderall.. You now have my complete attention.
  10. My boss told me to give something the old college try... So I skipped work for a week and got addicted to adderall by accident.

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Adderall One Liners

Which adderall one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with adderall? I can suggest the ones about medication and concentration.

  1. I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta. Now I have a Ford Focus.
  2. What do you get when you put adderall into the gas tank of a Ford Fiesta? A Ford Focus.
  3. I put adderall into my Ford Fiesta Now it's a Ford Focus
  4. Where do they make Adderall? Concentration Camps
  5. I gave some Adderall to my Ford Fiesta... it's now a Ford Focus.
  6. What's the difference between a Ford Fiesta and a Ford Focus? Adderall.
  7. To the person who stole my adderall, Squirrel!
  8. My son accidentally left his Adderall in his Ford Festiva. Now, it's a Ford Focus.
  9. I took Adderall for my ADHD I started focusing on my distractions better.
  10. What do you call a bunch of ants on adderall? Stimul-ants.
  11. What's the worst part about forgetting to take your Adderall?
  12. I had a Ford Fiesta.... and fed it some adderall and it turned into a Ford Focus
  13. I took adderall next to a box of fortune cookies... And now I'm fluent in Chinese.
  14. I put adderall in the gas tank of my Ford Fiesta... ...turned it into a Ford Focus
  15. Why did the snake look so jittery? He took too much Adder-all.

Adderall joke, Why did the snake look so jittery?

Gather Around for Fun Adderall Jokes and Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about adderall you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rehab jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make adderall pranks.

My friend asked me if I did m**...

I said Nah man Adderall is more my speed

What do you call a s**... who takes Adderall? (OC)

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Adderall joke, What do you call a grasshopper on adderall?