Comical Adder Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
Why didn't the viper viper nose?
Because the adder adder 'andkerchief.
I took Adderall for my ADHD
I started focusing on my distractions better.
Adderall is really dangerous
I'm not sure exactly what happened: I took some, and then I must have blacked out or something... all I know is that I'm a grad student now
What's a Black Adder?
An African American Accountant.
I took adderall next to a box of fortune cookies...
And now I'm fluent in Chinese.
I used to have a mathematician friend who turned out to be a snake.
I should have known he was an adder.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I wasn't a good adder
I'd rather be an anaconda anyway

Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?
A Black Adder
What do you call a snake that likes math?
An adder.
Took Adderall before big exam and now I know multivariable calculus...
Still not sure what I'm going to do about the history exam though...