The Best 10 Adder Jokes

Following is our collection of Adder jokes which are very funny. There are some adder python jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these adder asp puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Why didn't the viper viper nose?

Because the adder adder 'andkerchief.

I took Adderall for my ADHD

I started focusing on my distractions better.

Adderall is really dangerous

I'm not sure exactly what happened: I took some, and then I must have blacked out or something... all I know is that I'm a grad student now

What's a Black Adder?

An African American Accountant.

I used to have a mathematician friend who turned out to be a snake.

I should have known he was an adder.


I took adderall next to a box of fortune cookies...

And now I'm fluent in Chinese.

Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

What do you call a snake that likes math?

An adder.

My girlfriend broke up with me because I wasn't a good adder

I'd rather be an anaconda anyway

Took Adderall before big exam and now I know multivariable calculus...

Still not sure what I'm going to do about the history exam though...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the adder venomous jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working adder ekans piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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