Adder Jokes

Following is our collection of reptile humor and python one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Adder puns for adults, dirty polygon jokes or clean asp gags for kids.

There is an abundance of venomous jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 10 funniest jokes on adder. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any ekans witze you can hear about adder.

The Best jokes about Adder

Why didn't the viper viper nose?

Because the adder adder 'andkerchief.

I took Adderall for my ADHD

I started focusing on my distractions better.

Adderall is really dangerous

I'm not sure exactly what happened: I took some, and then I must have blacked out or something... all I know is that I'm a grad student now

What's a Black Adder?

An African American Accountant.

I used to have a mathematician friend who turned out to be a snake.

I should have known he was an adder.


I took adderall next to a box of fortune cookies...

And now I'm fluent in Chinese.

Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

Took Adderall before big exam and now I know multivariable calculus...

Still not sure what I'm going to do about the history exam though...

My girlfriend broke up with me because I wasn't a good adder

I'd rather be an anaconda anyway

What do you call a snake that likes math?

An adder.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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