Addams Jokes

What happens when Thanos watches The Addams Family?

3/4 of the universe dies.

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

What's the Addams Family's favorite cocktail?

Mortinis

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