Adapted Jokes
26 adapted jokes and hilarious adapted puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about adapted that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short adapted jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The adapted humour may include short modified jokes also.
- So a finch asks his mother... "Mom, why does my beak look different than yours?"
She replies, "Well son, I hate to break it to you, but you're adapted." - TIL the movie Starship Troopers was never adapted into a successful video game because... ...bugs.
- The Mortal Kombat theme song Was adapted from an old Scandinavian church song.
It's a Finnish Hymn. - Recently I felt Funny and came over Queasy... At which point I was told to leave the local theatre adaption of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
- I'm starting to suspect I was cloned from my older brother All my genes are hand-me-downs
*Adapted from a song by His Royal Weirdness - Have you seen the Indian adaptation of 'How I Met Your Mother' ? It's called 'How My Parents Met Your Mother's Parents'
- How can we be sure the government wasn't involved in the kennedy assassination? Well he's dead, isn't he?
(Adapted from Neil Gaiman's *American Gods*) - My parents called a meeting just to tell me I'm really well-suited to my environment? I don't remember exactly what they said, but it was something like, "son, you're adapted."
- If communism would adapt English, they would adapt to British English. ColOURs, FlavOURs, FavOURite and humOUR.
- The jungle book has been adapted into a live action play But after the show at the Cincinnati zoo all other showings have been cancelled.
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Adapted One Liners
Which adapted one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with adapted? I can suggest the ones about adopted and devised.
- From 1 to 10 how do you rate your capacity to adapt to new technologies IV
- How did Charlie Brown adaptively respond to snoopy's evemtual death? Good grief.
- Why are hipsters so good at surviving? They are early adapters
- When you want to make a meme but you dont have a picture Improvise. Adapt. Overcome
- What does a cameraman buy his second wife? An adapter ring
- What is a Power Adapter's favorite rock band? AC/DC
- What's Charles Darwin's favorite movie? Adaptation
- On an adapted football team... How many downs are there?
Fun-Filled Adapted Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about adapted you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean evolved jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make adapted pranks.
An old woman notices her husband's fly is unzipped...
An old woman sees her husband's fly on his pants is unzipped. She says, "You left the barn door open. The cow is gonna get out if ya don't close it."
The old man replied, "It can't get out if it can't get up!"
(I adapted this from an actual exchange that my great grandparents had a few years ago.)
My wife is kind of lazy
We were watching an item on the news yesterday, about a wheelchair-bound quadriplegic who could play the (specially adapted) flute beautifully.
"Oh my god." She said, tears welling in her eyes, "I'd love to be able to do that."
"What, play the flute?" I asked.
"No, sit down all day."
Weddings by Christian denomination [super-dated but still funny]
At a Catholic wedding, the bride is pregnant.
At a m**... wedding, the bride's mother is pregnant.
At a United Church wedding, the minister is pregnant.
At a Unitarian wedding, the minister and her wife are both pregnant.
*Adapted poorly from a joke about Jewish denominations.*
Slightly adapted for translation
A black guy walks into a gun shop and asks the fellow behind the counter:
-Do you have rifles?
-No.
-Do you have shotguns?
-No.
-Pistols?
-No.
Confused, the black guy exits the shop and realizes the shop has all those items on display. Angered, he runs in and confronts the seller:
-What do you have against black people?!
-Rifles, shotguns, pistols...
A teacher asked Jamaal what his father did...
Jamaal: My father is a doctor.
Teacher: Susie what about your father?
Susie: He is a lawyer.
Teacher: William?
William: My father...he's passed.
Teacher: I'm sorry to hear that. What did he do before he died?
William: He clutched his chest and collapsed.
Adapted from a George Burns joke he credited to Walter Matthau.
I would assume spiders adapted pretty quickly to online learning.
After all, they were already comfortable on the web.
Theres Mama Bird, a Baby Bird, and a Brother Bird
One day baby bird comes up to mama bird and asks, "mama, how come my beak is different than brother bird?" Mama bird, caught off gaurd for a second, lets out a sigh and says, "baby bird. Ive been waiting for the right time to tell you this, but I guess this is as good a time any. Baby Bird the truth is...you're adapted."
A Taiwanese joke translated and adapted to suit global culture.
I failed my geography test because of one single question.
The question was: "Where's the capital of Ukraine?"
I responded with "Kyiv" when the answer was "Moscow".
I argued that the teacher doesn't know anything about geography while the teacher said I know nothing about communism.
What's the best nation in the world?
A donation
(Adapted from a homeless man who sat outside my building)
If the comic s**... Kathy were to be adapted into a TV show, which actor would play Irving, her love interest?
I'm not sure, but it would have to be a Huge Ack-man.
With the help of the villagers, Mike who fell into the well finally ....
adapted to live underground.
