Adaptation Jokes
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Studies show that prostitutes have higher levels of oxytocin than the average person.
Oxytocin is known to increase e**... vocalizations during s**.... Scientists believe that this may be an adaptation to help with pleasing their clients.
It's a very powerful w**...-moan.
So a finch asks his mother...
"Mom, why does my beak look different than yours?"
She replies, "Well son, I hate to break it to you, but you're adapted."
TIL the movie Starship Troopers was never adapted into a successful video game because...
...bugs.
A land owner has caught a trespasser on his land.
"Didn't you see my sign that said, Private. Trespassers will be prosecuted?"
"Well, it's like this. I saw the sign, but when I read 'Private', I didn't read any further 'cause I thought it wasn't any of my business."
\-- Modern adaptation of a joke from a 1913 newspaper.
The Mortal Kombat theme song
Was adapted from an old Scandinavian church song.
It's a Finnish Hymn.
An old woman notices her husband's fly is unzipped...
An old woman sees her husband's fly on his pants is unzipped. She says, "You left the barn door open. The cow is gonna get out if ya don't close it."
The old man replied, "It can't get out if it can't get up!"
(I adapted this from an actual exchange that my great grandparents had a few years ago.)
Recently I felt Funny and came over Queasy...
At which point I was told to leave the local theatre adaption of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
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