Adams Jokes

Get ready to be filled with laughs from jokes from the infamous Emo Adams, Patch Adams, Douglas Adams, Rowan Atkinson, Eliezer Samson, and Iris Apfel. We have compiled the best of the best Adams jokes for your entertainment!

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Allegedly John Adams

In my many years, I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress

The doctor came to the waiting husband

And handed him the new born baby and said "I'm sorry Mr. Adams, your wife didn't make it."

Mr Adams handed the baby back to the doctor and said "Then bring me the one my wife made"

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

I was making pizza for lunch when the pizza cutter broke...

So I picked up a Bryan Adams CD and it cut like a knife.

Joke courtesy of my old man.

Why did Eve eating the forbidden fruit cause a lump in Adams throat?

Because she was eating Adam's apple.

George Washington: "We should put 'We trust in God' on our money"

John Adams: "Brilliant idea! Did you get that?"

Yoda: *taking note* "Yep"

Sam Adams decides to pay Thomas Paine a visit ...

He knocks, and Tom comes to answer the door. Sam says, "I notice that you use the New York Times instead of a doormat. "Yes," says Tom. "These are the Times that dry mens' soles."

Adams joke, Sam Adams decides to pay Thomas Paine a visit ...

A fellow was sitting in the doctor's waiting room....

and said to himself every so often, "Boy, I hope I'm sick!"

After about the fifth or sixth time, the receptionist couldn't stand it any longer, and asked, "Why in the world would you want to be sick, Mr. Adams?"

The man replied, "I'd hate to be well and feel this bad."

Little Adam wonders

Little Adam asks his mother..."hey mom, is god man or a woman?"
Mother replies: "God is both, man and woman"
A bit confused Adams wonders: "ok, but is God black or white?"
Mother replies: "God is both, black and white"
Adam responds: "what is God then... Michael Jackson?"

What do you call a party featuring John Adams, Alexander Hamilton and co as guests?

A feds era list party.

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

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The inventor of ibuprofen, Stewart Adams, died today at 95 years old.

The priest got up to present the eulogy NSAID he was a lovely bloke.

Flying is like throwing yourself at the ground...

...and miss.

Quote by Douglas Adams.

Bryan Adams cancelled his Mississippi shows

I thought we were supposed to be punishing them?!

What do a snowstorm in Florida, a hula hoop with a nail in it, and the USS Adams have in common?

They're all navel destroyers.

Why do Christians hate science?

They always think of it as two Adams bonding.

Adams joke, Why do Christians hate science?

A new photography studio near me specializes in taking portraits of angry single men. The owner goes by Incel Adams.

If Marlin and Dory were a couple, how would the resulting little brother of Nemo be called?

Patch Adams

Have you ever gone to the club looking for a Georgia Peach?

And actually ended up with an Adams Apple?

TIL how "Thing" from Adams Family died!

Apparently he was addicted to finger-foods and choked on a knuckle sandwhich

John Quincy Adams is playing a card game

......Andrew a Jack.

Douglas Adams on "How to Leave the Planet"

A pokemon trainer walks into a bar...

The bartender says, "Wow, you're in luck, we're running a contest, and the first to drink 15 bottles of Samuel Adams new lager wins a MagiKarp!"

The trainer replies, "Uhh, who cares? Why would anyone bother competing for a MagiKarp?"

The bartender answers, "Because anyone who drinks Sam Adams automatically gets TM 87"
"What's TM 87?"

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