Adams Jokes
40 adams jokes and hilarious adams puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about adams that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Get ready to be filled with laughs from jokes from the infamous Emo Adams, Patch Adams, Douglas Adams, Rowan Atkinson, Eliezer Samson, and Iris Apfel. We have compiled the best of the best Adams jokes for your entertainment!
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Funniest Adams Short Jokes
Short adams jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The adams humour may include short iris jokes also.
- The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
- Adam gave sally 3 flowers and 1 stuffed animal. Kristen gave Sally 5 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? cancer.
- It's never worth getting into an argument about creationist Adam & Eve versus evolution You're just comparing apples and origins
- If adam and eve were Chinese Then we would still be in paradise as they would eat the snake instead of the apple.
- God making Adam Angel: What do you call it?
God: A human.
Angel: What does it do?
God: It doesn't annoy me, Jeff. That's what it does. - If Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider and Dennis Dugan are in a plane and the plane crashes, who will survive? American comedy films.
- Eve gets an apple Eve: I got an Apple.
Adam: ...
Eve: ...
Adam: ...
Eve: What?
Adam: I thought we'd decided on Android.
Eve: The serpent said this was better. - My wife says she's fed up and is planning on leaving me this weekend. Despite begging and pleading with her, she's adamant she won't move out before then.
- My Father says he was in an 80's band... I don't believe him but he's ADAMANT (sorry, I made that up!)
- Adam and Eve had the perfect marriage. She didn't have to hear about his mom's cookin' and he didn't have to hear about all the other men she could have married.
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Adams One Liners
Which adams one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with adams? I can suggest the ones about adam sandler and adam and eve.
- Why did God create Adam before he created Eve? So no one would tell him how to make Adam.
- Why do Adam and Eve use Android? Because Eve violated the apple terms and conditions.
- What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve.
- What is a doctor who specializes in Adam's apples called. A guyneckologist.
- Adam & Eve The first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions.
- Why were the wives of a polygamist awarded a degree in physics? For splitting an Adam.
- TIL a doctor who specializes in Adam's apples is a... guyneckologist
- I know God cares... because He gave Adam.
- What's the opposite of Adam? Subtractam
- What time of day was Adam born? Just a little before Eve
- I invented a war game called "Adam and Eve". It's a first person shooter.
- Why didn't Adam buy Eve the new iPhone? Because Apple products are really expensive.
- Who was the world's first carpenter? Eve. She made Adam's banana stand
- Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
- Did Adam & Eve ever had a date? No. They only had a fig!
John Adams Jokes
Here is a list of funny john adams jokes and even better john adams puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a party featuring John Adams, Alexander Hamilton and co as guests? A feds era list party.
- Adam: Where did the milk go? John: It went pasteurised.
- John Quincy Adams is playing a card game ......Andrew a Jack.
Douglas Adams Jokes
Here is a list of funny douglas adams jokes and even better douglas adams puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.
- Flying is like throwing yourself at the ground... ...and miss.
Quote by Douglas Adams. - Douglas Adams on "How to Leave the Planet"
Patch Adams Jokes
Here is a list of funny patch adams jokes and even better patch adams puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- If Marlin and Dory were a couple, how would the resulting little brother of Nemo be called? Patch Adams
Laughter Adams Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about adams you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean god and adam jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make adams pranks.
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Allegedly John Adams
In my many years, I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress
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Why did Eve eating the forbidden fruit cause a lump in Adams t**...?
Because she was eating Adam's apple.
Sam Adams decides to pay Thomas Paine a visit ...
He knocks, and Tom comes to answer the door. Sam says, "I notice that you use the New York Times instead of a doormat. "Yes," says Tom. "These are the Times that dry mens' soles."
A fellow was sitting in the doctor's waiting room....
and said to himself every so often, "Boy, I hope I'm sick!"
After about the fifth or sixth time, the receptionist couldn't stand it any longer, and asked, "Why in the world would you want to be sick, Mr. Adams?"
The man replied, "I'd hate to be well and feel this bad."
The inventor of ibuprofen, Stewart Adams, died today at 95 years old.
The priest got up to present the eulogy NSAID he was a lovely bloke.
Bryan Adams cancelled his Mississippi shows
I thought we were supposed to be punishing them?!
What do a snowstorm in Florida, a hula hoop with a nail in it, and the USS Adams have in common?
They're all navel destroyers.
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A new photography studio near me specializes in taking portraits of angry single men. The owner goes by Incel Adams.
Have you ever gone to the club looking for a Georgia Peach?
And actually ended up with an Adams Apple?
TIL how "Thing" from Adams Family died!
Apparently he was addicted to finger-foods and choked on a knuckle sandwhich
A pokemon trainer walks into a bar...
The bartender says, "Wow, you're in luck, we're running a contest, and the first to drink 15 bottles of Samuel Adams new lager wins a MagiKarp!"
The trainer replies, "Uhh, who cares? Why would anyone bother competing for a MagiKarp?"
The bartender answers, "Because anyone who drinks Sam Adams automatically gets TM 87"
"What's TM 87?"
"*Swagger*"
A medic, an architect and a programmer are talking about who's job is the oldest.
A medic, an architect and a programmer are talking about who's job is the oldest.
The medic says: "My job is the oldest because when God made Eve from Adams rib, that was a medical procedure."
The architect says: "Hold up! Before Adam and Eve, God created the universe. That's an architects job - to make something out of chaos."
The programmer then says: "Now wait a minute, who do you think was responsible for all the chaos?"
