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Three Engineers are eating lunch together and arguing.
The mechanical engineer is adamant that God must be a mechanical engineer because the human body is so well designed. The software engineer is just as sure that God must be a software engineer as the human mind is the most sophisticated software in the known universe. Suddenly they stop arguing and look at the civil engineer, "you've been awefully quiet?"
"Well it's pretty obvious that God isn't a civil engineer. No civil engineer would combine a recreational area with a sewage treatment plant."
My wife says she's fed up and is planning on leaving me this weekend.
Despite begging and pleading with her, she's adamant she won't move out before then.
My Father says he was in an 80's band...
I don't believe him but he's ADAMANT (sorry, I made that up!)
My kids want a puppy for Christmas
I mean, I normally do a ham, but they seem pretty adamant so we will see how it goes!
Me and the wife went to an 80's themed fancy dress party last week. She didn't want me to go as a pop star...
...but i was adamant
I was arguing with a guy in the pub who claimed he was an 80's pop star…
I didn't believe him, but he was Adamant.
A man in his 60s hoes to a brothel
... constantly shaking from his Parkinson's.
He tells the madam I want 5 girls.
The madam says are you sure? 5 girls might kill you. But the man is adamant and soon enough he's in a room with 5 girls.
Shaking from every joint as he lays on the bed, he tells 2 girls: you two, hold down my arms.
Then he tells 2 more girls: you two, hold down my legs.
Finally, the last one, you get on top.
Now, you 4, let go!
Captain's log...
The first mate on a ship got drunk one day, and the captain entered it into the log: "The first mate was drunk today."
The first mate begged the captain to remove the entry, but the captain was adamant that once an entry was in the book it could never be removed.
The next day it was the first mate's turn to make the log entry, and in it he wrote: "The captain was sober today."
I just met a guy addicted to brake fluid.
However, he was adamant that he could stop anytime.
I don't know why the right is so in favor of confederate statues.
I don't know why the right is so in favor of confederate statues. They're pretty adamant about losers not getting participation trophies.
A 6 legged insect came up to me and said Help, my wife, Eve, has eaten an apple and is now trapped by the devil! I asked him, are you sure?
He replied, yes, I'm Adam-ant
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Abraham wandered into Sam's pawnshop and placed a leather coat on the counter.
How much will you give me for this jacket?
Sam checked it over. $20, and that's the best he replied.
But that jacket is worth $100" argued Abraham.
Sam was adamant. $20 or nothing.
Are you sure that's all it's worth? pressed Abe.
Positive
Okay, said Abe. "Here's your $20. The jacket was hanging in your doorway and I was wondering how much it was worth.
What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?
dis counts!!
My girlfriend and I went to an 80s themed party. She didn't want me to go as a pop star but I wasn't having it...
I was adamant
I told the wife that I didn't want to go to this 80's costume party with her.
But she remained adamant.
Are you sure you're the dandy highwayman?
Yes, I'm adamant
bloke in the pub
The other night, this bloke in the pub was telling me he was a big star in the 80's with a song called "stand and deliver".
I didn't believe a word he said, but he was adamant
No matter how early I get up to drive my girlfriend to work...
She's still adamant that she's "late"
A bloke keeps ringing me...
and singing Stand and Deliver down the line. I keep telling him he's got the wrong number, but he's adamant.
My doctor was adamant that I should swallow a small rock to help ease my back pain.
It was a hard pill to swallow.
