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- The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
- Adam gave sally 3 flowers and 1 stuffed animal. Kristen gave Sally 5 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? cancer.
- It's never worth getting into an argument about creationist Adam & Eve versus evolution You're just comparing apples and origins
- If adam and eve were Chinese Then we would still be in paradise as they would eat the snake instead of the apple.
- God making Adam Angel: What do you call it?
God: A human.
Angel: What does it do?
God: It doesn't annoy me, Jeff. That's what it does. - If Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider and Dennis Dugan are in a plane and the plane crashes, who will survive? American comedy films.
- Eve gets an apple Eve: I got an Apple.
Adam: ...
Eve: ...
Adam: ...
Eve: What?
Adam: I thought we'd decided on Android.
Eve: The serpent said this was better. - My wife says she's fed up and is planning on leaving me this weekend. Despite begging and pleading with her, she's adamant she won't move out before then.
- My Father says he was in an 80's band... I don't believe him but he's ADAMANT (sorry, I made that up!)
- Adam and Eve had the perfect marriage. She didn't have to hear about his mom's cookin' and he didn't have to hear about all the other men she could have married.
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- Why did God create Adam before he created Eve? So no one would tell him how to make Adam.
- Why do Adam and Eve use Android? Because Eve violated the apple terms and conditions.
- What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve.
- What is a doctor who specializes in Adam's apples called. A guyneckologist.
- Adam & Eve The first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions.
- Why were the wives of a polygamist awarded a degree in physics? For splitting an Adam.
- TIL a doctor who specializes in Adam's apples is a... guyneckologist
- I know God cares... because He gave Adam.
- What's the opposite of Adam? Subtractam
- What time of day was Adam born? Just a little before Eve
- I invented a war game called "Adam and Eve". It's a first person shooter.
- Why didn't Adam buy Eve the new iPhone? Because Apple products are really expensive.
- Who was the world's first carpenter? Eve. She made Adam's banana stand
- Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
- Did Adam & Eve ever had a date? No. They only had a fig!
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Three Engineers are eating lunch together and arguing.
The mechanical engineer is adamant that God must be a mechanical engineer because the human body is so well designed. The software engineer is just as sure that God must be a software engineer as the human mind is the most sophisticated software in the known universe. Suddenly they stop arguing and look at the civil engineer, "you've been awefully quiet?"
"Well it's pretty obvious that God isn't a civil engineer. No civil engineer would combine a recreational area with a sewage treatment plant."
My kids want a puppy for Christmas
I mean, I normally do a ham, but they seem pretty adamant so we will see how it goes!
I was arguing with a guy at a bar who said he was a big rock star in the 80's
I didn't believe him, but he was Adamant.
Me and the wife went to an 80's themed fancy dress party last week. She didn't want me to go as a pop star...
...but i was adamant
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A man in his 60s h**... to a brothel
... constantly shaking from his Parkinson's.
He tells the madam I want 5 girls.
The madam says are you sure? 5 girls might kill you. But the man is adamant and soon enough he's in a room with 5 girls.
Shaking from every joint as he lays on the bed, he tells 2 girls: you two, hold down my arms.
Then he tells 2 more girls: you two, hold down my legs.
Finally, the last one, you get on top.
Now, you 4, let go!
A 6 legged insect came up to me and said Help, my wife, Eve, has eaten an apple and is now trapped by the devil! I asked him, are you sure?
He replied, yes, I'm Adam-ant
Abraham wandered into Sam's pawnshop and placed a leather coat on the counter.
How much will you give me for this jacket?
Sam checked it over. $20, and that's the best he replied.
But that jacket is worth $100" argued Abraham.
Sam was adamant. $20 or nothing.
Are you sure that's all it's worth? pressed Abe.
Positive
Okay, said Abe. "Here's your $20. The jacket was hanging in your doorway and I was wondering how much it was worth.
What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?
dis counts!!
My girlfriend and I went to an 80s themed party. She didn't want me to go as a pop star but I wasn't having it...
I was adamant
I told the wife that I didn't want to go to this 80's costume party with her.
But she remained adamant.
Are you sure you're the dandy highwayman?
Yes, I'm adamant
bloke in the pub
The other night, this bloke in the pub was telling me he was a big star in the 80's with a song called "stand and deliver".
I didn't believe a word he said, but he was adamant
No matter how early I get up to drive my girlfriend to work...
She's still adamant that she's "late"
A bloke keeps ringing me...
and singing Stand and Deliver down the line. I keep telling him he's got the wrong number, but he's adamant.
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My doctor was adamant that I should s**... a small rock to help ease my back pain.
It was a hard pill to s**....
A drunk staggered down to a hotel reception
He was demanding a change of room. He was so insistent that the receptionist was forced to call the manager.
"What seems to be the problem?" asked the manager
"I want another room" said the drunk
"But I see you're in room 224. That's one of the best rooms in the hotel."
"I don't care. I want another room"
"Very well, sir. If you're absolutely adamant, we can move you from 224 to 260. But would you mind telling me what you don't like about your room?"
"Well" said the drunk, "for one thing, it's on fire"
