Adamant Jokes

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Funniest Adamant Short Jokes

Short adamant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The adamant humour may include short optimistic jokes also.

  1. The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
  2. Adam gave sally 3 flowers and 1 stuffed animal. Kristen gave Sally 5 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? cancer.
  3. The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam & Eve. It was an apple with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte & then everything crashed.
  4. Do you know the oldest computer was owned by Adam and Eve? It was an apple, with very limited memory, one byte and everything crashed!
  5. Top Biblical experts have reached the conclusion that Adam and Eve were Soviet citizens They had no clothes, one apple between the two of them and they thought they were in paradise.
  6. It's never worth getting into an argument about creationist Adam & Eve versus evolution You're just comparing apples and origins
  7. If adam and eve were Chinese Then we would still be in paradise as they would eat the snake instead of the apple.
  8. God making Adam Angel: What do you call it?
    God: A human.
    Angel: What does it do?
    God: It doesn't annoy me, Jeff. That's what it does.
  9. If Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider and Dennis Dugan are in a plane and the plane crashes, who will survive? American comedy films.
  10. Eve gets an apple Eve: I got an Apple.
    Adam: ...

    Eve: ...
    Adam: ...
    Eve: What?
    Adam: I thought we'd decided on Android.
    Eve: The serpent said this was better.

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Adamant One Liners

Which adamant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with adamant? I can suggest the ones about enthusiastic and passionate.

  1. Why did God create Adam before he created Eve? So no one would tell him how to make Adam.
  2. Why do Adam and Eve use Android? Because Eve violated the apple terms and conditions.
  3. Why did God create Adam before Eve? He didn't want any advice on how to do it
  4. What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve.
  5. What is a doctor who specializes in Adam's apples called. A guyneckologist.
  6. Adam & Eve The first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions.
  7. Since Eve was created from Adam's ribs... That technically makes her Adam's side chick.
  8. What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve.
  9. Why were the wives of a polygamist awarded a degree in physics? For splitting an Adam.
  10. TIL a doctor who specializes in Adam's apples is a... guyneckologist
  11. Why wasn't Adam black? Did you ever try taking a rib from a black man?
  12. How do you know Adam was a white man? You ever try to take a rib from a brotha?
  13. I know God cares... because He gave Adam.
  14. What's the opposite of Adam? Subtractam
  15. What time of day was Adam born? Just a little before Eve

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Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Adamant Jokes with Friends.

What funny jokes about adamant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stubborn jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make adamant pranks.

Three Engineers are eating lunch together and arguing.

The mechanical engineer is adamant that God must be a mechanical engineer because the human body is so well designed. The software engineer is just as sure that God must be a software engineer as the human mind is the most sophisticated software in the known universe. Suddenly they stop arguing and look at the civil engineer, "you've been awefully quiet?"
"Well it's pretty obvious that God isn't a civil engineer. No civil engineer would combine a recreational area with a sewage treatment plant."

My wife says she's fed up and is planning on leaving me this weekend.

Despite begging and pleading with her, she's adamant she won't move out before then.

My Father says he was in an 80's band...

I don't believe him but he's ADAMANT (sorry, I made that up!)

My kids want a puppy for Christmas

I mean, I normally do a ham, but they seem pretty adamant so we will see how it goes!

I was arguing with a guy at a bar who said he was a big rock star in the 80's

I didn't believe him, but he was Adamant.

Me and the wife went to an 80's themed fancy dress party last week. She didn't want me to go as a pop star...

...but i was adamant

I was arguing with a guy in the pub who claimed he was an 80's pop star

I didn't believe him, but he was Adamant.

A man in his 60s h**... to a brothel

... constantly shaking from his Parkinson's.
He tells the madam I want 5 girls.
The madam says are you sure? 5 girls might kill you. But the man is adamant and soon enough he's in a room with 5 girls.
Shaking from every joint as he lays on the bed, he tells 2 girls: you two, hold down my arms.
Then he tells 2 more girls: you two, hold down my legs.
Finally, the last one, you get on top.
Now, you 4, let go!

Captain's log...

The first mate on a ship got drunk one day, and the captain entered it into the log: "The first mate was drunk today."
The first mate begged the captain to remove the entry, but the captain was adamant that once an entry was in the book it could never be removed.
The next day it was the first mate's turn to make the log entry, and in it he wrote: "The captain was sober today."

I just met a guy addicted to brake fluid.

However, he was adamant that he could stop anytime.

I don't know why the right is so in favor of confederate statues.

I don't know why the right is so in favor of confederate statues. They're pretty adamant about losers not getting participation trophies.

A 6 legged insect came up to me and said Help, my wife, Eve, has eaten an apple and is now trapped by the devil! I asked him, are you sure?

He replied, yes, I'm Adam-ant

Abraham wandered into Sam's pawnshop and placed a leather coat on the counter.

How much will you give me for this jacket?
Sam checked it over. $20, and that's the best he replied.
But that jacket is worth $100" argued Abraham.
Sam was adamant. $20 or nothing.
Are you sure that's all it's worth? pressed Abe.
Okay, said Abe. "Here's your $20.  The jacket was hanging in your doorway and I was wondering how much it was worth.

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

My girlfriend and I went to an 80s themed party. She didn't want me to go as a pop star but I wasn't having it...

I was adamant

I told the wife that I didn't want to go to this 80's costume party with her.

But she remained adamant.

Are you sure you're the dandy highwayman?

Yes, I'm adamant

bloke in the pub

The other night, this bloke in the pub was telling me he was a big star in the 80's with a song called "stand and deliver".
I didn't believe a word he said, but he was adamant

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