adage Jokes

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Trump's wives were immigrants, proving the adage true...

Immigrants do the jobs Americans don't want to do.

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A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table.

He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.
The woman asked the cowboy if it's true that men with big feet are well endowed.

The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"

The woman was a bit promiscuous and was curious to see if the old adage was correct, so she spent the night with him.

The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, "Well, thank you, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."

"Don't be flattered. Take the money and buy yourself some smaller boots"

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I searched deep in the anals of history and found nothing but shit...

Or "The annals of history are mostly full of shit..."


*maybe that can be an adage or something?

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Fun fact. Female-named hurricanes cause more deaths than male-named ones.

I guess the old adage is true: Hell hath no fury like a woman storm.

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There's an old adage which says that behind each and every strong man, there is an even stronger woman.

Even moreso if you work for the Weinstein Company.

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Remember the old adage about New Year's Eve? If you're not in bed by 10:00pm...

You might as well go home.

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