Following is our collection of Acute jokes which are very funny. There are some acute symptoms jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these acute obtuse puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
So two residents at the old age home are about to hook up. They're getting all hot and heavy in the woman's room.
Suddenly, she stops and says to the man, "Before we go any further, I should tell you I have acute angina."
To which the man replies reassuringly, "At my age, I don't care *what* it looks like."
So it could be acute triangle
and one day they see an abandoned house and go inside. When they go inside however, they realized that there's only one bed. The floor was filthy, so they had no choice but to sleep on the same bed. The next morning, the two men sleeping on each side of the bed awoke and started to notice an acute pain coming from their privates. The man in the middle however, told them he had an intense and wonderful dream about skiing.
A man rings his gran and asks how her doctor's appointment went.
"He hit on you? No Gran, I'm sure he was just being nice."
A few seconds pause.
"No Gran, he said you had acute angina."
when the wife complains of a burning sensation in her chest. The husband suggests that she visit the doctor. She arranges the appointment and goes the next day.
The doctor calls the husband the next day and says, "Sir, you're wife has acute angina." The husband replies, "You don't have to tell me twice, doc. Whats the bad news?"
My you're looking "acute" today.
A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she goes to the hospital. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."
The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
Because hes not allowed to date acute girl, so he's trying to look at it from another angle
I was touched.
The doctor says it's acute.
After a couple of kids it was gone.
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Two friends were walking by when they saw a poster with a joke on it. It said "Are you cold at the moment? Come to the corner, it's 90 degrees."
"Wow," said the first friend. "That's acute joke."
"Eh, not really." said the second friend. "Actually it's all right."
The nursing home doctor suggests they each get a physical before tying the knot.
The doctor examines the woman first. When the man comes in, the doctor tells him, "before we begin, I should tell you that your fiancee has acute angina."
"I know, doc. I've seen it several times already. That's why I'm marrying her!"
Sorry, wrong bus!
Trump said "It's not just cute, it's **the cutest** narcissistic personality disorder in the world. Believe me."
Cos you're acute angle.
Especially when they're acute.
He had an acute pain in his side!
Your acute.
(Squiggly line because gay because squiggly line =/= straight)
It might have just been because she was dyslexic but I thought it was acute.
...if it's acute one, its not the right one.
Because from this angle, you are not acute.
If you're cold, just go sit in a corner. It's 90 degrees there.
Acute snake
The consultant said, "Mr Smith, your wife has acute angina"
I said, "Yes I know that, but how's her heart ?"
She said I had acute tendinitis.
Neurotic Patient "I came here to be treated, not admired"
He couldn't figure out acute angle.
I said, sorry doc, I'm married.
He was acute until he took a 180.
He said I had acute angina
A prostitute is recently diagnosed with heart trouble but decides to go to "work" anyway.
She is approached by a potential customer and tells him, "It's gonna be 50 dollars, but I have to tell you, I have acute angina."
He replies, "Well I hope so, because your face is kind of ugly."
Interviewer: We want a person with suspicious mind, always alert, merciless, ready to attack, acute sense of hearing, detective ability and most importantly having a killer Instinct. So, do you think you are eligible?
Man: Sir... Can my wife apply?
Acute angle.
I heard it protects them from acute pain and obtuse people.
and says 'That's acute accent.'
Acute slice.
Come sit in the corner. It's 90º.
That's an acute joke.
No, it's right.
Well it's because, early on. Square and Circle were ugly babies, but the triangle was acute one :)
Man: I can't say that I do.
Therapist: Exactly. That's the main one.
Patient says that's good news!
The doctor then follows up saying you need anugly care.
Doc comes out and says to husband,
"She has acute angina"
Husband says, "I know.....I know..but what is wrong with her?"
Miss Smith: Thank you, Doctor. I bet you have a cute appendicitis too.
I said, Can't say that I do.
My therapist said, Yes, that's the main one.
The general asks the man: We want a person with a suspicious mind, one who is always alert. Merciless and ready to attack. Someone who has an acute sense of hearing and has detective ability. And most importantly having a killer instinct!
So do you think you are eligible?
The man replies: Sir... can my wife apply!???
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We suggest to use only working acute icu piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.