Acupuncturist Jokes

25 acupuncturist jokes and hilarious acupuncturist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about acupuncturist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Acupuncturist Short Jokes

Short acupuncturist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The acupuncturist humour may include short jokes also.

  1. Did you hear about the woman who was robbed by an unemployed acupuncturist? She was stabbed more than 167 times but she felt awesome the next day.
  2. Acupuncturists cannot be trusted. They'll stab you in the back as soon as they get a chance.
  3. One thing I have learnt this year is to never trust acupuncturists They'll stab you in the back the first chance they get
  4. I asked my acupuncturist to use smaller needles this time, but they ignored me. I've never felt so stabbed in the back.
  5. Why did the pastor encourage his entire congregation to go to an acupuncturist? So, that they would become more holy.

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Acupuncturist One Liners

Which acupuncturist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with acupuncturist? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. I went to the acupuncturist the other day When I got home my voodoo doll was dead
  2. I went to see an acupuncturist.. When I got home I found that my voodoo doll is dead
  3. I stopped going to my acupuncturist because I couldn't trust him He was a backstabber.
  4. Never trust an acupuncturist They're all backstabbers
  5. Never trust acupuncturists they are backstabbers
  6. Why should you never trust an acupuncturist? They always stab you in the back.
  7. I used to be good friends with an acupuncturist until he stabbed me in the back
  8. What's an acupuncturist's favorite food? Poke
  9. I got in a fight with my acupuncturist and stabbed him. He said he never felt better.
  10. My ex wife was an acupuncturist… Divorced her because she was a backstabbing b**....

Acupuncturist Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about acupuncturist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make acupuncturist pranks.