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Acupuncturist Jokes

10 acupuncturist jokes and hilarious acupuncturist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about acupuncturist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Acupuncturist Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good acupuncturist joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I went to the acupuncturist the other day

When I got home my voodoo doll was dead

I stopped going to my acupuncturist because I couldn't trust him

He was a backstabber.

Did you hear about the woman who was robbed by an unemployed acupuncturist?

She was stabbed more than 167 times but she felt awesome the next day.

Never trust an acupuncturist

They're all backstabbers

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My ex wife was an acupuncturist…

Divorced her because she was a backstabbing b**....

I used to be good friends with an acupuncturist

until he stabbed me in the back

I asked my acupuncturist to use smaller needles this time, but they ignored me.

I've never felt so stabbed in the back.

What's an acupuncturist's favorite food?

Poke

Why did the pastor encourage his entire congregation to go to an acupuncturist?

So, that they would become more holy.

I got in a fight with my acupuncturist and stabbed him.

He said he never felt better.

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