The Best 5 Acupuncture Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Acupuncture jokes. There are some acupuncture specialists jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these acupuncture coronary puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Acupuncture Jokes and Puns

Why can't you trust acupuncture specialists?

They'll always stab you in the back.

After getting acupuncture, my chronic muscle pain is completely gone.

The pin really is mightier than the sore.

Things always have a way of going badly for me.

I tried to use pins on a voodoo doll that looks like my mother in law and I ended up curing her arthritis with acupuncture.

Don't trust people that do acupuncture..

They are back stabbers!

Even if you don't notice any improvement from acupuncture,

you can't say it's pointless.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the acupuncture ointment jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working acupuncture nausea piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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