Acula Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Acula jokes. Read acula acute jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these acula hedberg puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Cheeky Acula Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

Beware of certain doctors

I went to the doctor to have blood drawn and he bit my neck and now I am very sensitive to daylight and I have suddenly become very thirsty at night.

Whatever you do, avoid Dr. Acula!

I went to the doctor the other day, and all he did was bite my neck.

Don't go see Dr. Acula

What doctor should never draw your blood?

Dr acula

I quit going to the doctor because he kept insisting on drawing blood every visit..

Screw that Dr. Acula

Went to the doctor and the only thing he did was take blood from my neck

Do not go see Dr. Acula

-mitch hedberg Rip to a king..

I went to this new doctor, but he was terrible...

All he did was s**... blood from my neck. Do not go see Dr. Acula.

I went to a doctor, all he did was s**... blood from my neck.

Don't go see Dr. Acula.

Back in their experimental college days, Frankenstein and Count Acula had a brief fling

It was a necromance.

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