Acula Jokes

Following is our collection of frankenstein humor and acute one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Acula puns for adults, dirty bite jokes or clean hedberg gags for kids.

There is an abundance of count jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes on acula. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any college witze you can hear about acula.

The Best jokes about Acula

I went to the doctor the other day, and all he did was bite my neck.

Don't go see Dr. Acula

I quit going to the doctor because he kept insisting on drawing blood every visit..

Screw that Dr. Acula

I went to this new doctor, but he was terrible...

All he did was suck blood from my neck. Do not go see Dr. Acula.

Went to the doctor and the only thing he did was take blood from my neck

Do not go see Dr. Acula


-mitch hedberg Rip to a king..

Back in their experimental college days, Frankenstein and Count Acula had a brief fling

It was a necromance.


One of my favorite one liners had to share.

I went to a doctor, all he did was suck blood from my neck. Don't go see Dr. Acula.

Mitch Hedberg.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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