The Best 9 Actuary Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Actuary jokes. There are some actuary pension jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these actuary advancement puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Actuary Jokes and Puns

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next

A Sicilian actuary can give you their names . . . .

Hush, Little Actuary!

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.

Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night, he says.

Have you tried counting sheep? asks the doctor.

That's the problem. I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.

I changed my major from being an actuary.

I just couldn't handle the risk.

Why did the heavy metal rocker become an actuary?

He wanted to be paid to predict death and destruction.

What's the difference between a Sicilian insurance actuary and a any other actuary?

Other actuaries can forecast how many people will die this year. The Sicilian actuary can name them.

A chinese tiger mom asks her daughter a question about her future: Erizabeth, you stirr want to be a doctoh right?

Her daughter replies: No, actuary...

Did you hear about the accountant who daydreams about being an actuary?

He craved more risk.

Why did the actuary bring a bomb onto the plane?

To reduce the risk of there being a second bomb.

A bookmaker and an insurance actuary walk in to a bar...

What are the chances of that happening?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the actuary efficiency jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working actuary skyrocket piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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