Actuary Jokes

Following is our collection of accountant humor and pension one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Actuary puns for adults, dirty beans jokes or clean advancement gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Actuary

Hush, Little Actuary!

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.

Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night, he says.

Have you tried counting sheep? asks the doctor.

That's the problem. I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.

I changed my major from being an actuary.

I just couldn't handle the risk.

Why did the heavy metal rocker become an actuary?

He wanted to be paid to predict death and destruction.

Did you hear about the accountant who daydreams about being an actuary?

He craved more risk.

What's the difference between a Sicilian insurance actuary and a any other actuary?

Other actuaries can forecast how many people will die this year. The Sicilian actuary can name them.


A chinese tiger mom asks her daughter a question about her future: Erizabeth, you stirr want to be a doctoh right?

Her daughter replies: No, actuary...

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