The Best 6 Actresses Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Actresses jokes. There are some actresses celebrities jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these actresses remake puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Actresses Jokes and Puns

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

I know a film director that only hires overweight actors and actresses, even if they're terrible.

I think it's flabbercasting.

Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth walk into a restaurant...

They're waiting to be seated, when they spot Sandra Bullock and George Clooney sitting at a table nearby.

Suddenly and without warning they run over to the pair's table and start screaming and shouting:

"No!"
"You cannot, and shall not!"
"We will not let you! Ever!"

Security are called, and the two actresses are escorted away.

As they are leaving, the security guard says:

"What in blazes were you doing?"

The pair look at each other and, as one reply:

"Defying Gravity"

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My only original joke ever.

Actresses and actors who lose an Oscar all get the opportunity to act together.

Happy for the person who won.

What was Tom Cruises first marriage called?

The Manchild vs. Kidman

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Please go easy, I know it's not a very current topic but I just came up with the pun on this wonderful actresses name.


If female's are actresses, what are men?

Interested.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the actresses producer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working actresses parody piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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