Heartwarming Actresses Jokes that Make You Laugh
How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
I know a film director that only hires overweight actors and actresses, even if they're terrible.
I think it's flabbercasting.
Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth walk into a restaurant...
They're waiting to be seated, when they spot Sandra Bullock and George Clooney sitting at a table nearby.
Suddenly and without warning they run over to the pair's table and start screaming and shouting:
"No!"
"You cannot, and shall not!"
"We will not let you! Ever!"
Security are called, and the two actresses are escorted away.
As they are leaving, the security guard says:
"What in blazes were you doing?"
The pair look at each other and, as one reply:
"Defying Gravity"
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My only original joke ever.
Actresses and actors who lose an Oscar all get the opportunity to act together.
Happy for the person who won.
What was Tom Cruises first marriage called?
The Manchild vs. Kidman
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Please go easy, I know it's not a very current topic but I just came up with the pun on this wonderful actresses name.
If female's are actresses, what are men?
Interested.
