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- During interviews he seems like such a nice guy, but the actor who plays Wolverine is a real phoney It's a huge act, man..
- Most people don't realize that the actor from the volleyball scene in Top Gun: Maverick... ...is the same actor who played Wilson in the 2000 movie "Castaway".
- If the actor who plays Wolverine were to reveal that he's been a con-artist his entire life.... Would that mean this has all been a huge act, man?
- I was playing an updated version of Oregon Trail voiced by Terry Crews. I made the comment that he wasn't a good voice actor, and the game abruptly ended. Apparently, I died of dissin' Terry.
- Why does America have the best movie industry in the world? In the rest of the world, all the best actors play soccer.
- I've been holding auditions for actors to play a new Fantastic Four team this afternoon... ... it's so stressful.
It's just been one Thing after another. - I just don't know about this actor they have playing Pennywise in the new IT movie... He's got some big shoes to fill.
- A group of actors performed an on stage reading of the Oxford dictionary. The audience wasn't too enthralled with a play on words.
- I think mascots are the hardest roles for actors to play. They really have to get into their characters.
- What does the actor who plays Bucky Barnes have in commom with his overzealous supporters? They're all Sebastian stans.
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- Why do actors tell each other to "break a leg"? Because every play needs a cast.
- As an actor, you either die, Or live long enought to play Batman.
- Which actor could never play Quasimodo? Humpfree Bogart
- I hate having to gain weight to play a role... and then remembering I'm not an actor.
- I just found out the actor who played Mini-Me in Austin Powers died. rip
- What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member? Mad props...
- A bald actor has the biggest part in a play
- Did you hear about the actor who was a 20 in a play about D&D? He played a critical role
- how does a vegan actor do to play a scene where he has to eat meat?
- Star Wars should cast an Indian actor to play Mace Hindu.
- What white actor is going to play Prince in his bio pic? Peter Dinklige
- I'm not an actor but I play one on T.V.
- Have you heard about the actor playing a drug addict? He believes in m**...-od acting.
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"May I borrow your pen?"
"No, these are my special pens, and this is my second to last one"
"What's so special about them?"
"They are my ultimate writing instrument. I usually use them to keep track of the score in ultimate frisbee. Plus, they have famous people on them."
"Who is that?"
"That's Sean Penn. He's my favorite actor."
"Where did you get them?"
"At the University of Pennsylvania."
"Oh, I see. So that is your penultimate Penn ultimate Penn pen."
An old actor has trouble getting work due to failing memory...
After contacting many people that he worked with in the past , he is finally able to land a job in a popular new Broadway play. The director tells him its only one line at the beginning of the play, but it is a very important line. It sets the mood for the rest of the play. It is ESSENTIAL he nails the line. The old actor emphasizes that he will nail it. The director reluctantly agrees and proceeds to tell him his role. You will take a beautiful rose, bring it to your nose and take a deep breath and say the following line: *Ah, the sweet scent of my mistress…* That's it. Do not screw this up! The old actor thanks him 10 times over and proceeds to practice for the next 2 weeks nonstop.
Opening night comes. It's a sold out theater. He takes to the stage, spotlight on him. He raises his hand, takes a deep breath and says the line perfectly * Ah, the sweet scent of my mistress… * Just after the line is delivered the auditorium burst into laughter. He walks off the stage distraught. I don't get it. I nailed the line perfectly. What happened? The director looks at him and yells YOU IDIOT! YOU FORGOT THE FLOWER!
"The actor who plays the villain in No Country For old Men was causing trouble in my bar last night."
"Javier Bardem?"
"No, but I will if he does it again."
I should stay up until 3 in the morning more often
I want to make a show with the two actors who have played Khan in the different Star Trek films where we discuss literature. We will call it "Prose and Khans".
Dramatic Arts
Little Charlie has had his dreams set on becoming an actor, and, finally, he lands a part in the school play. He runs home after school to tell his dad. "That's fantastic!" his father replies. "Who do you play?" he asks. "Dad, I play a guy who's been married for twenty years!" His dad plants a hand on Charlie's shoulder, smiling sweetly, and says, "Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part."
I'm a gay actor, and I'm always cast in funny roles...
I just can't play the straight man.
I was trying to make a new Wizard of Oz movie
I could find enough actors to play the Lollipop Guild. Apparently there was a shortage.
This years Best Actor nominations.
*A film I haven't seen
*Some guy playing a real person
*Defiantly not gonna win
*Don't really care
*Daniel-Day Lewis
I wish someone would actually name the actor who plays Wolverine
Everyone I know just calls him Huge Jacked Man
"That is him." I said to my wife in the shopping centre.
"That's Kenny Baker, the actor who played R2D2 in Star Wars."
"Are you sure?" she asked. "It doesn't look like him, go on over and ask."
A couple of minutes later I walked back over to her. "Well, what did he say?"
"Nothing." I said. "It's a rubbish bin."
My wife Emily and I have a celebrity exemption rule for extramarital affairs.
Evidently she thought it included the actor playing George in the local production of "Our Town."
The other day I was casting for a movie about my life
I'd chosen the actor to play my father, but he said "I don't wanna be your father"
To which I replied "Perfect, you already know your lines"
Some actors were planning to make a movie on famous composers
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks were all making a movie about famous composers. Leo said, "I'd like to play Beethoven." Tom said, "I'd like to play Mozart." Arnie said "I'll be Bach"
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When actors get drunk
To play a scene where a character is drunk it's method acting
So I'm sure breaking bad must have had plenty of m**... head acting
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If the comic s**... Kathy were to be adapted into a TV show, which actor would play Irving, her love interest?
I'm not sure, but it would have to be a Huge Ack-man.
An original.
The casting of the movie Grease was a slow process. They'd soon found their Sandy in Olivia Newton-John, but they just couldn't find someone to play Danny.
After weeks of Olivia reading lines with various actors and failing to have any chemistry with them the movie looked like it could be a flop until a casting agent bursts in.
'I've found our Danny' he cried.
Olivia replied, 'who is he?'
'John somebody, I can't remember his surname, but he says he knows you'
It was not much of a clue as Olivia knew ten John's.
Too Soon: Verne Troyer, the actor who played Mini-Me, has passed
The world's smallest violin will be played at his memorial service.
The actor who played Pee Wee Herman, Paul Reubens, has decided to start his own dry cleaning service.
It's called Drop Your Pants and Jacket Off
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The Chancellor of Germany, Prince Harry's wife, and the actor who played Gollum should set up an emporium of p**... wigs in Sarkel, Russia
...and call it "Merkel, Markle and Serkis' Sarkel Merkin Circus"
My sister was in a school play with an auditorium that was packed. My mom said with how hot it was, it's going to be tough for the actors.
I said "Don't worry, it builds character"
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Actor playing Anakin Skywalker asks, "who's going to be in the scene where I lose all my limbs?"
The director says, "just You an' McGregor."
What do you call a play with soft drink actors?
What do you call a play with soft drink actors?
A fantamime
A backdrop to a play fell down, injuring the actors
At that point, it wasn't a drama. It was a tragedy.
Once a month for twelve months, I visited actors who'd played the Incredible Hulk.
It was a Banner year for me.
I tell people that I'm an actor for horror movies.
When they say they've never seen me before...
I just say "that's because I played a ghost".