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Soap opera
After contacting many people that he worked with in the past , he is finally able to land a job in a popular new Broadway play. The director tells him its only one line at the beginning of the play, but it is a very important line. It sets the mood for the rest of the play. It is ESSENTIAL he nails the line. The old actor emphasizes that he will nail it. The director reluctantly agrees and proceeds to tell him his role. You will take a beautiful rose, bring it to your nose and take a deep breath and say the following line: *Ah, the sweet scent of my mistress…* That's it. Do not screw this up! The old actor thanks him 10 times over and proceeds to practice for the next 2 weeks nonstop.
Opening night comes. It's a sold out theater. He takes to the stage, spotlight on him. He raises his hand, takes a deep breath and says the line perfectly * Ah, the sweet scent of my mistress… * Just after the line is delivered the auditorium burst into laughter. He walks off the stage distraught. I don't get it. I nailed the line perfectly. What happened? The director looks at him and yells YOU IDIOT! YOU FORGOT THE FLOWER!
"Javier Bardem?"
"No, but I will if he does it again."
Matthew McConaug-hay
...it was a crime against Hugh's manatee.
Dev Patel.
10.
1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
Matt Damon, Brad Pitt and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all taking part in a new movie about classical composers.
"I think I'll play Beethoven!" declared Matt.
"I'd like the role of Mozart!" Brad decided.
"I'll be Bach." said Arnie.
Everyone I know just calls him Huge Jacked Man
He kept blowing his lines.
Would that mean this has all been a huge act, man?
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He wanted to make a hit on Broadway.
Prop tarts.
Bonus: What does an actor eat for a snack?
A: Prop corn.
Christian Slater.
...turns out I wasn't supposed to use a loaded gun.
Add'em Sandler
He's got some big shoes to fill.
An actor walked into a bar...
He then shouted: "CAN WE GET SOME GLOW TAPE ON THIS THING!"
"What do you do for a living?"
"Im an Actor?"
"Oh really!, what restaurant do you work at?"
I said: "I am a giant fan!"
He says, "can I get some glow tape on this thing?"
They react.
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks were all making a movie about famous composers. Leo said, "I'd like to play Beethoven." Tom said, "I'd like to play Mozart." Arnie said "I'll be Bach"
Because he had too little to chauffeur himself.
To play a scene where a character is drunk it's method acting
So I'm sure breaking bad must have had plenty of meth head acting
He was Joaquin in a winter wonderland.
Colin Feral.
He would get repeatedly rejected from every audition. One day he tried out for a role as a vampire. The casting director told him he had never seen anyone suck so bad.
It's called Drop Your Pants and Jacket Off
Every play has a cast.
The director says, "just You an' McGregor."
Because every play has a cast.
To get to the other side effects.
I can only deduce from this that there are also actors called Tom Holland With A Vengeance, Live Free or Tom Holland & A Good Day To Tom Holland.
Thanks
They both act like it's the first time they've had this conversation.
Hugh felt that he deserved to be a poet Laurie ate.
R: Harrison Ford
(where is son four)
... Yeah, this was really bad
He says I'd like to thank the Sun, without it none of this would've been possible .
John Wilkes Booth
None, they force stage crew to do it.
He was going through a stage.
Because he is bad with lines!
Because every play has a cast
Because every play needs a cast.
671 Hallmark movies.
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