Following is our collection of Activities jokes which are very funny. There are some activities events jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these activities sep puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
In light of Mitt Romney's recent statements to the press, President Obama has decided to let Mitt Romney do his campaigning for him.
A man wanted to find a woman and asked the computer to find him the perfect match: "I want someone who is small and cute, loves the water sports and enjoys group activities."
Back came the answer: "Marry a penguin."
It was a sunday after St. Patrick's day in the church of a small village in the west of Ireland. Obviously all the people were more or less hungover, which infuriated the pastor of the village.
"It's a disgrace how we celebrate our most important saint by indulging in binge drinking and other improper activities. If I could have all the wine in the world, I would throw it in the river!"
There was a wave of murmur among the churchgoers.
"If I could have all the beer in the world, I would throw it in the river as well!"
The people put their heads down in guilt, thinking about what they had done.
"If I could have all the SPIRITS in the world, I would throw them in the river with the beer and the wine!"
Now the church was completely silent.
After a short while, the musical conductor of the church spoke up, "Now let us sing hymn number 369, *'Shall We Gather at the River?'*"
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I heard this story from the ambassador of Ireland in Finland.
A pair'a'normal activities.
Optimus *Crime*.
I'm never included
Teacher: Why are you not writing anything?
Me: I'm waiting for my secretary.
My official title is Band Aide.
(I thought of this in the shower, so it's definitely not funny)
We finally bonded over a shared annoyance of her forcing us to do bonding activities.
I guess you could call it ironic bonding.
Their first project will be Drag Racing
I heard him confess to tax evasion when I was smoking meth in his attic.
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Dear Customer,
Due to recent illegal activities that have been performed through your connection, your internet service has been permanently disconnected.
-Sincerely, your ISP.
They have $6 between them and want a cool toy. After shopping around they come up to the register with a box of tampons. The clerk asks "Why?" One little boy replies "It says on the box you can go swimming, horse-back riding, play tennis, and other activities!! We just need to figure out how they work."
The bartender asks, how's it going there partner?
The refrigerant answers, well, not going so well, you see back when I was just a wee lad I always wanted to be so much more. I knew my life was being wasted on the mundane activities of day to day life. Then when I turned 5, I started....
**the bartender interrupts**
buddy I'm sorry can you speed it up? I've got customers to serve…
I'm sorry I can't, bad things happen when I condense
I signed up for the 401K but I don't think I can run that far.
camping... it's in-tents.
Everyday is the weekend when you're unemployed!
He walks up to the owner and says, Hey! What are all these lines for?
The owner replies, Oh, these are the lines to the different activities
That's the kick line, that's the weightlifting line, that's the squat line, that's the-
The owner paused, looking worried.
The mans says, what's wrong?
The owner slowly looks at him and yells, We forgot the punchline!
Hikinks.
If it wasn't dirty money before, it certainly is now.
If you see this man staring in your windows,
warn the people next door.
Concealer: I shadow
Spending time with her grandson and using the N word.
Unfortunately, the shape is potato.
Justin Truding.
hehe.
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