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How many fat activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb is beautiful the way it is. Society needs to change and learn to accept and stop shaming lightbulbs that don't conform to its standards.


Homeless people are the most persistent activists in society.

Not a single day goes by without them asking for change!


People who are constipated are such activists.

They're seriously always trying to start a movement...


What do you call a civil rights activists who's also a shower sponge?

Martin Loofah King


Why are Social Justice Activists always warriors?

Because they don't have a high enough intelligence to be Social Justice Mages.


A group of animal rights activists attempted to poison a barbecue

However, the poison didn't work. Should have tested it on animals.


I'm new to jokes, but I thought I would give it a shot.

**Q:** How many activists does it take to change a light bulb?

**A:** Light bulbs aren't necessarily an energy efficient choice, and neither are the choices of activists.


Why do animal rights activists hate NASA?

Because curiosity killed the cat.


Irish animal rights activists have broken into a turkey farm.

They say they are going to release thousands of turkeys into the wild...

as soon as they've defrosted


Goddamn I hate arguing with dogs' rights activists

They're all such bitches


How many Fat Acceptance Movement activists does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't need to change your bulb. Light or heavy, you are beautiful and worthy of acceptance.


Where do Men's Rights Activists get there water?

From a well, actually.


HIV-positive activists went to africa...

They give aids to african children to raise awareness.


Why are so many gay rights activists mechanics?

Because they're happy to take on trans-missions


What is a black gay activists favorite Movie?

Woke Black Mountain.


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What director to Mens Rights Activists love?

M'Knight Shamylan


What do killer whale animal rights activists have in common with nudist colonies?...

... they both believe in a Free Willy.


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