Activists Jokes

What are some Activists jokes?

How many fat activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb is beautiful the way it is. Society needs to change and learn to accept and stop shaming lightbulbs that don't conform to its standards.

Homeless people are the most persistent activists in society.

Not a single day goes by without them asking for change!

People who are constipated are such activists.

They're seriously always trying to start a movement...

What do you call a civil rights activists who's also a shower sponge?

Martin Loofah King

Why are Social Justice Activists always warriors?

Because they don't have a high enough intelligence to be Social Justice Mages.

A group of animal rights activists attempted to poison a barbecue

However, the poison didn't work. Should have tested it on animals.

I'm new to jokes, but I thought I would give it a shot.

**Q:** How many activists does it take to change a light bulb?

**A:** Light bulbs aren't necessarily an energy efficient choice, and neither are the choices of activists.

Why do animal rights activists hate NASA?

Because curiosity killed the cat.

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