Giggle-Inducing Activists Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
How many fat activists does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is beautiful the way it is. Society needs to change and learn to accept and stop shaming lightbulbs that don't conform to its standards.
Homeless people are the most persistent activists in society.
Not a single day goes by without them asking for change!
People who are constipated are such activists.
They're seriously always trying to start a movement...
What do you call a civil rights activists who's also a shower sponge?
Martin Loofah King
Van Gogh masterpiece defaced by Just Stop Oil activists in London.
A spokesman for the group said, 'We will not rest until all 19th century painters switch to acrylics or watercolours.'
Why are Social Justice Activists always warriors?
Because they don't have a high enough intelligence to be Social Justice Mages.
A group of animal rights activists attempted to poison a barbecue
However, the poison didn't work. Should have tested it on animals.
Irish animal rights activists have broken into a turkey farm.
They say they are going to release thousands of turkeys into the wild...
as soon as they've defrosted
How many Fat Acceptance Movement activists does it take to change a light bulb?
You don't need to change your bulb. Light or heavy, you are beautiful and worthy of acceptance.
I'm new to jokes, but I thought I would give it a shot.
**Q:** How many activists does it take to change a light bulb?
**A:** Light bulbs aren't necessarily an energy efficient choice, and neither are the choices of activists.
Why do animal rights activists hate NASA?
Because curiosity killed the cat.
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