The Best 10 Activists Jokes

Following is our collection of Activists jokes which are very funny. There are some activists rhetoric jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these activists culturally puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Activists Jokes and Puns

How many fat activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb is beautiful the way it is. Society needs to change and learn to accept and stop shaming lightbulbs that don't conform to its standards.

Homeless people are the most persistent activists in society.

Not a single day goes by without them asking for change!

People who are constipated are such activists.

They're seriously always trying to start a movement...

What do you call a civil rights activists who's also a shower sponge?

Martin Loofah King

Why are Social Justice Activists always warriors?

Because they don't have a high enough intelligence to be Social Justice Mages.


A group of animal rights activists attempted to poison a barbecue

However, the poison didn't work. Should have tested it on animals.

Irish animal rights activists have broken into a turkey farm.

They say they are going to release thousands of turkeys into the wild...

as soon as they've defrosted

How many Fat Acceptance Movement activists does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't need to change your bulb. Light or heavy, you are beautiful and worthy of acceptance.

I'm new to jokes, but I thought I would give it a shot.

**Q:** How many activists does it take to change a light bulb?

**A:** Light bulbs aren't necessarily an energy efficient choice, and neither are the choices of activists.

Why do animal rights activists hate NASA?

Because curiosity killed the cat.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the activists leftists jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working activists governments piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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