Activist Jokes

Funniest Activist Short Jokes

Short activist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The activist humour may include short advocate jokes also.

1. Homeless people are the most persistent activists in society. Not a single day goes by without them asking for change!
2. My dads a women's rights activist. Your dad? Not your mum?
   No, dad wouldn't allow that.
   *Courtesy of u/hihellow*
3. People who are constipated are such activists. They're seriously always trying to start a movement...
4. A vegan, a feminist, and a BLM activist walk into a bar, how do you tell which one's which? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
5. Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth? Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)
6. Historians have discovered that human rights activist Malcolm X was actually just called Malcolm He was rather affectionate at the end of his text messages.
7. I am an animal lover and activist. I actively put animals on my plate and I love to eat them.
8. I'm an anti vaccine activist, and didn't vaccinate my children. They're all dead, but at least they don't have autism!
9. These climate change activists need to relax, i don't have a carbon footprint I Just drive everywhere instead
10. I got fired from my job as an animal rights activist All I said was that sometimes it feels like you're beating a dead horse when you try to get people to donate

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Activist One Liners

Which activist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with activist? I can suggest the ones about social justice warrior and politician.

1. Common synonyms of unemployed. Writer, blogger, and activist.
2. What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old? PETA Pan
3. What do you call an angry gun activist? Triggered.
4. What do you get when a climate change activist creates computer code? An Al Gore Rythym
5. Did you hear about the insomniac social justice activist? He was woke af
6. What do you call a white civil rights activist? Talcum X
7. What does a men's rights activist usually drink? White whine.
8. I'm bedridden and I want to be an activist But I take everything lying down
9. What do you call an alien civil rights activist? Martian Luther King jr.
10. What do you call an activist fangirl who trips all time? A stumblr.
11. Why wouldn't the activist let go of the hunter's gun? He was holding on for deer life.
12. What do you call a cat rights activist organisation? 9 lives matter!
13. Why do animal rights activists hate NASA? Because curiosity killed the cat.
14. What director to Mens Rights Activists love? M'Knight Shamylan
15. What is a black gay activists favorite Movie? Woke Black Mountain.

Rights Activist Jokes

Here is a list of funny rights activist jokes and even better rights activist puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A pirate is sitting at a bar... In walks in a civil rights activist, a communist, and a dog.
  The pirate says, "Well, today's my lucky day! X, Marx, and the Spot!"
• I'm an activist for mens' rights... ...to wear decent looking pants. You could say I'm a slack-tivist!
• Irish animal rights activists have broken into a turkey farm. They say they are going to release thousands of turkeys into the wild...
  as soon as they've defrosted
• My driving instructor is a civil rights activist Her driving course is called Rosa Parks cars
• What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand? Celibacy.
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• Where do Men's Rights Activists get there water? From a well, actually.
• mens rights activists

Happy Activist Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about activist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean journalist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make activist pranks.