Activist Jokes

Following is our collection of feminem humor and movement one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Activist puns for adults, dirty anarchist jokes or clean minority gags for kids.

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The World's Most Politically Correct Joke

THE WORLD'S MOST POLITICALLY CORRECT JOKE

A Christian, a Jew, a Hindu, a Mormon, a Sikh, a Hare Krishna, a Buddhist, a Pagan, an Atheist, a 3rd wave feminist, a non-binary gender neutral otherkin, a transgender Black Lives Matter activist, a Jehovah's Witness and a Muslim walk into a bar that only serves gluten free, dairy free, eco friendly, carbon neutral, halal, kosher, non GM, fair trade, free range, vegan, recycled water.

Nobody said or did anything and an acceptable time was had by all.

Common synonyms of unemployed.

Writer, blogger, and activist.

What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan

My dads a women's rights activist.

Your dad? Not your mum?

No, dad wouldn't allow that.

*Courtesy of u/hihellow*

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)


Historians have discovered that human rights activist Malcolm X was actually just called Malcolm

He was rather affectionate at the end of his text messages.

What do you call an angry gun activist?

Triggered.

I'm an anti vaccine activist, and didn't vaccinate my children.

They're all dead, but at least they don't have autism!

I got fired from my job as an animal rights activist

All I said was that sometimes it feels like you're beating a dead horse when you try to get people to donate

Did you hear about the insomniac social justice activist?

He was woke af

What do you call a white civil rights activist?

Talcum X


What do you call an American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator, social justice activist, and anarcho-syndicalist advocate who doesn't eat ham?

NO-HAM CHOMPSKY

A local women's activist group has started a rally to end vaginal intercourse...

...now that is something I can get behind.

A pirate is sitting at a bar...

In walks in a civil rights activist, a communist, and a dog.

The pirate says, "Well, today's my lucky day! X, Marx, and the Spot!"

At 1:58 two young girls ran out in front of my car, so I slammed on my breaks and honked my horn. On the other side of the road behind the wheel was an African activist, who had to slam on his breaks to avoid hitting a pair of young girls as well.

Desmond Tutu tooted two too, at two to two.

What does a men's rights activist usually drink?

White whine.

What do you call it when a global warming activist learns how to play an instrument?

Algorithm

I'm an activist for mens' rights...

...to wear decent looking pants. You could say I'm a slack-tivist!

I've seen a LGBT activist publish phones and home addresses of homophobic straight people on the Internet.

Needless to say, I found his approach somewhat heterodox.


what do you call an animal rights activist that loves children?

a peta-phile

What do you call a cat rights activist organisation?

9 lives matter!

I'm bedridden and I want to be an activist

But I take everything lying down

What do you call an activist fangirl who trips all time?

A stumblr.

My wife thinks our neighbor is a political activist

because I told her that the lady really knows how to take a pole.

I recently saw an interview with an alt-right activist on BBC...

He says that all these immigrants are taking their houses, taking their jobs, invading their government, trying to get them to assimilate their culture, and not trying to be British

Idk man seems kinda British to me

What do you call an alien civil rights activist?

Martian Luther King jr.

Why wouldn't the activist let go of the hunter's gun?

He was holding on for deer life.

I'm starting an activist group to support the use of fossil fuels.

Join the coalalition today!

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