Activist Jokes

From transgender militant jokes to feminem climate activist jokes, this article will provide a light-hearted look at the world of activism. Get ready to laugh at these side-splittingly funny jokes.

Happy Activist Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

A local women's activist group has started a rally to end vaginal intercourse... that is something I can get behind.

What do you call an alien civil rights activist?

Martian Luther King jr.

I'm an anti vaccine activist, and didn't vaccinate my children.

They're all dead, but at least they don't have autism!

Common synonyms of unemployed.

Writer, blogger, and activist.

What do you call an American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator, social justice activist, and anarcho-syndicalist advocate who doesn't eat ham?


What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?


Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

Activist joke, Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

I've seen a LGBT activist publish phones and home addresses of homophobic straight people on the Internet.

Needless to say, I found his approach somewhat heterodox.

There's a new activist movement that campaigns against violence and systemic racism toward people from Poland...

It's called "Matter Lives Polish."

A pirate is sitting at a bar...

In walks in a civil rights activist, a communist, and a dog.

The pirate says, "Well, today's my lucky day! X, Marx, and the Spot!"

Did you know Rick Grimes is an environmental activist?

He's trying to save the reefs, because he wants to protect coral.

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My wife thinks our neighbor is a political activist

because I told her that the lady really knows how to take a pole.

What do you call a cat rights activist organisation?

9 lives matter!

I'm bedridden and I want to be an activist

But I take everything lying down

The World's Most Politically Correct Joke


A Christian, a Jew, a Hindu, a Mormon, a Sikh, a Hare Krishna, a Buddhist, a Pagan, an Atheist, a 3rd wave feminist, a non-binary gender neutral otherkin, a transgender Black Lives Matter activist, a Jehovah's Witness and a Muslim walk into a bar that only serves gluten free, dairy free, eco friendly, carbon neutral, halal, kosher, non GM, fair trade, free range, vegan, recycled water.

Nobody said or did anything and an acceptable time was had by all.

I'm an activist for mens' rights... wear decent looking pants. You could say I'm a slack-tivist!

Activist joke, I'm an activist for mens' rights...

Did you hear about the insomniac social justice activist?

He was woke af

Why wouldn't the activist let go of the hunter's gun?

He was holding on for deer life.

Why can't a paraplegic become an activist?

They can't stand up for what's right.

What does a men's rights activist usually drink?

White whine.

What do you call it when a global warming activist learns how to play an instrument?


At 1:58 two young girls ran out in front of my car, so I slammed on my breaks and honked my horn. On the other side of the road behind the wheel was an African activist, who had to slam on his breaks to avoid hitting a pair of young girls as well.

Desmond Tutu tooted two too, at two to two.

Historians have discovered that human rights activist Malcolm X was actually just called Malcolm

He was rather affectionate at the end of his text messages.

My dads a women's rights activist.

Your dad? Not your mum?

No, dad wouldn't allow that.

*Courtesy of u/hihellow*

What do you call an activist fangirl who trips all time?

A stumblr.

What do you call a white civil rights activist?

Talcum X

Activist joke, What do you call a white civil rights activist?

what do you call an animal rights activist that loves children?

a peta-phile

I'm starting an activist group to support the use of fossil fuels.

Join the coalalition today!

What do you call an angry gun activist?


I got fired from my job as an animal rights activist

All I said was that sometimes it feels like you're beating a dead horse when you try to get people to donate

I recently saw an interview with an alt-right activist on BBC...

He says that all these immigrants are taking their houses, taking their jobs, invading their government, trying to get them to assimilate their culture, and not trying to be British

Idk man seems kinda British to me

What do you get when a climate change activist creates computer code?

An Al Gore Rythym

A vegan, a feminist, and a BLM activist walk into a bar, how do you tell which one's which?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

I am an animal lover and activist.

I actively put animals on my plate and I love to eat them.

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