The Best 9 Actively Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Actively jokes. There are some actively constantly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these actively financial puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Actively Jokes and Puns

BREAKING NEWS: Ethiopian falls into crocodile pond

17 crocodiles confirmed dead so far, with Ethiopian still actively feeding.

An very obese woman goes to the ER complaining about stomach pains

The nurse checks her in and takes her vitals. She asks if she's sexually actively, the patient says No

A while later the doctor comes in to do a pelvic exam and notices a baby's head crowning. He calls for labor and delivery and exasperated, asks the woman I thought you said you weren't sexually active?!

She replies I'm not, I just lay there.

I am an animal lover and activist.

I actively put animals on my plate and I love to eat them.

What's the similarity between my brain and my computer hard drive?

Both are actively deleting memory and I have no idea why.

Apparently the army is actively recruiting strippers.

They are experts on setting up booby traps.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 had long since succumbed to Stockholm syndrome and was actively engaging with their captors.

Fat people have the most active lifestyle.

The times they are actually not doing anything, they have to maintain their active lifestyle buy actively eating.

So they've started planting trees actively nowadays.

Well that's a releaf

Studies show that 3/5 of all African Americans

are productive members of society, who actively engage in their community.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the actively communications puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working actively passionately piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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