Active Shooter Jokes

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What do you call an angry black man?

Typical. What do you call an angry white man?
Active shooter.

Too soon maybe, but today's event are proof that men do everything better than women...

Active shooter couldn't even kill anyone but herself

What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!

My coworkers hate when I joke about an active shooter in the building

That one usually kills.

Did you hear? There was an active shooter at the observatory!

He was shooting for the stars!

What's the worst question to ask in a job interview?

Do you have active shooter drills here?

What do you call a cross-fit h**... j**...?

Active shooter

Why are Americans so fat?

Because the only ones active are the shooters.

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