The Best 2 Activate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Activate jokes. There are some activate button jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these activate phone puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Activate Jokes and Puns

Terrorists have an Off-Switch.

It's in the back of their heads. Use a baseball bat to activate.

Flight Attendant: Please don't forget to activate 'airplane mode'

Me: Running around with my arms spread making airplane noises.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the activate surface jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working activate gamecube piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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