Action Hero Jokes

These are the 5 action hero jokes and hilarious action hero puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about action hero that are good jokes for kids and friends..

Action Hero Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good action hero joke to make people laugh ? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Action Composers

All the action heroes are at Stalone's house when their phones all go off. Their agents give them news about a new action movie focused on the great composers. After the call they are all talking about who they would like to play.
Stalone: I'm not going to be in it if I can't be Mozart.
Statham: I'm rather partial to Beethoven myself.
Jet Li: Chopin!
Everyone having had their turn they turn to Schwarzeneggar who is straight up not interested in the project.
Arnold: No! This is a dumb movie.
Everyone: Come on...
Arnold: Fine! I'll be Bach.

I've written a script for a film about an action hero who works in accounts.

The sequels going to be set in a different department.
This time it's personnel.

Action hero fancy dress ball...

Arnold Schwarznegger, Sly Stallone & Chuck Norris are invited to a ball where they must all go in fancy dress.
They decide to go as classical composers, so they head to the store to buy their costumes for the ball.
When in the store, Sly says: 'I'll dress as Mozart'
Chuck Says: 'I'll go as Beethoven'
Arnie says: 'I'll be Bach'

What do you call a m**... action hero?

Jean-Claude Van Darn

TL; DR: Action hero references Oedipus

Die Hard's John McClane and his catchphrase . . .

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these action hero jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of action hero puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !