Acti Jokes

25 acti jokes and hilarious acti puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about acti that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Share These Acti Jokes With Friends

Hilarious Fun Acti Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What is a good acti joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

"For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.." - Newton's Law

"Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad." - Cole's Law

Brother's acting all high and mighty now that he has COVID

Thinks his s**... don't stink

I think I want to take up acting...

Does anyone know of a local soccer league I could join?

What is a soldier's most active day of the year?

March forth!

What does Activision and a Dairy worker have in common?

They both love milking.

Help! I need activity suggestions. I'm going to hang out with my father, first thing tomorrow morning. He's a retired Naval officer and an alcoholic.

What do you do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning??

Action Composers

All the action heroes are at Stalone's house when their phones all go off. Their agents give them news about a new action movie focused on the great composers. After the call they are all talking about who they would like to play.
Stalone: I'm not going to be in it if I can't be Mozart.
Statham: I'm rather partial to Beethoven myself.
Jet Li: Chopin!
Everyone having had their turn they turn to Schwarzeneggar who is straight up not interested in the project.
Arnold: No! This is a dumb movie.
Everyone: Come on...
Arnold: Fine! I'll be Bach.

During activities I'm like batteries

I'm never included

Action hero fancy dress ball...

Arnold Schwarznegger, Sly Stallone & Chuck Norris are invited to a ball where they must all go in fancy dress.
They decide to go as classical composers, so they head to the store to buy their costumes for the ball.
When in the store, Sly says: 'I'll dress as Mozart'
Chuck Says: 'I'll go as Beethoven'
Arnie says: 'I'll be Bach'

Action dan here, I got a call about my wife from the ER

Action dan here, I answered the phone and it was from the ER and the nurse said "Action dan It looks like your wife got hit by a truck."
I said" action dan here, well yeah, but she's got a great personality."

I should have known my ex-wife's activism would be a problem for our marriage.

She promoted the de-nuclearization of families.

Active volcanoes would make good rappers...

because they got mad flow.

Just took an acting class....

Now I'm qualified to be a soccer player

What's the action like at a circus?


What's an activity that 9/10 participants enjoy?

Gang r**.... Sorry. Seriously, really really sorry.

Active Voice: I wrote the paper.

Passive Voice: The paper was written by me.
Inner Voice: Dafuq did I write!?!

They say every action has an equal and opposite reaction

Apparently nobody told my girlfriend

I could never go to acting school...

There's way too much drama.

Who was the most active of the chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan
I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

Activision stated that there would be no loot boxes or weapons tied behind something you have to pay for in the newest CoD

Lol who is buying that.

How much action do you wives of God get?


Any action taken to get a split up music group to patch things up...

Is a Band-Aid.

Acti joke, Any action taken to get a split up music group to patch things up...

Share These Acti Jokes With Friends

Acti joke, Any action taken to get a split up music group to patch things up...

Acti joke, Any action taken to get a split up music group to patch things up...