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Lol who is buying that.
because they got mad flow.
"Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad." - Cole's Law
Ginseng khan
I am in a silly mood. Have a good day
Gang rape.
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I'm never included
Now I'm qualified to be a soccer player
It's called "Matter Lives Polish."
There's way too much drama.
Passive Voice: The paper was written by me.
Inner Voice: Dafuq did I write!?!
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...to wear decent looking pants. You could say I'm a slack-tivist!
Does anyone know of a local soccer league I could join?
Because the people there are intents.
When you're miming.
They both love milking.
What do you do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning??
He was holding on for deer life.
It means you hit the dance floor with more moves than Bobby Fisher
I just tried to jump onto a moving train but I destroyed my son's Scalextric.
Apparently nobody told my girlfriend
Is a Band-Aid.
Gang rape. Sorry. Seriously, really really sorry.
She promoted the de-nuclearization of families.
Drive by hootings.
Nun
Arnold Schwarznegger, Sly Stallone & Chuck Norris are invited to a ball where they must all go in fancy dress.
They decide to go as classical composers, so they head to the store to buy their costumes for the ball.
When in the store, Sly says: 'I'll dress as Mozart'
Chuck Says: 'I'll go as Beethoven'
Arnie says: 'I'll be Bach'
Thinks his shit don't stink
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