Hilarious Fun Acti Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
Activision stated that there would be no loot boxes or weapons tied behind something you have to pay for in the newest CoD
Lol who is buying that.
Active volcanoes would make good rappers...
because they got mad flow.
"For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.." - Newton's Law
"Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad." - Cole's Law
Who was the most active of the chinese khanes?
Ginseng khan
I am in a silly mood. Have a good day
What's an activity 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang r**....
For every action, there is an equal and opposite...
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During activities I'm like batteries
I'm never included
Just took an acting class....
Now I'm qualified to be a soccer player
There's a new activist movement that campaigns against violence and systemic racism toward people from Poland...
It's called "Matter Lives Polish."
I could never go to acting school...
There's way too much drama.
Active Voice: I wrote the paper.
Passive Voice: The paper was written by me.
Inner Voice: Dafuq did I write!?!
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Action dan here, I got a call about my wife from the ER
Action dan here, I answered the phone and it was from the ER and the nurse said "Action dan It looks like your wife got hit by a truck."
I said" action dan here, well yeah, but she's got a great personality."
I'm an activist for mens' rights...
...to wear decent looking pants. You could say I'm a slack-tivist!
I think I want to take up acting...
Does anyone know of a local soccer league I could join?
Why is there always action on a camping ground ?
Because the people there are intents.
Actions speak louder than words...
When you're miming.
What does Activision and a Dairy worker have in common?
They both love milking.
Help! I need activity suggestions. I'm going to hang out with my father, first thing tomorrow morning. He's a retired Naval officer and an alcoholic.
What do you do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning??
Why wouldn't the activist let go of the hunter's gun?
He was holding on for deer life.
Having a very active night means something different if you play a lot of chess
It means you hit the dance floor with more moves than Bobby Fisher
Action films set unrealistic expectations.
I just tried to jump onto a moving train but I destroyed my son's Scalextric.
They say every action has an equal and opposite reaction
Apparently nobody told my girlfriend
Any action taken to get a split up music group to patch things up...
Is a Band-Aid.
What's an activity that 9/10 participants enjoy?
Gang r**.... Sorry. Seriously, really really sorry.
I should have known my ex-wife's activism would be a problem for our marriage.
She promoted the de-nuclearization of families.
What activity does the owl mafia participate in?
Drive by hootings.
How much action do you wives of God get?
Nun
Action hero fancy dress ball...
Arnold Schwarznegger, Sly Stallone & Chuck Norris are invited to a ball where they must all go in fancy dress.
They decide to go as classical composers, so they head to the store to buy their costumes for the ball.
When in the store, Sly says: 'I'll dress as Mozart'
Chuck Says: 'I'll go as Beethoven'
Arnie says: 'I'll be Bach'
Brother's acting all high and mighty now that he has COVID
Thinks his s**... don't stink
What's the action like at a circus?
In-tents.
Action Composers
All the action heroes are at Stalone's house when their phones all go off. Their agents give them news about a new action movie focused on the great composers. After the call they are all talking about who they would like to play.
Stalone: I'm not going to be in it if I can't be Mozart.
Statham: I'm rather partial to Beethoven myself.
Jet Li: Chopin!
Everyone having had their turn they turn to Schwarzeneggar who is straight up not interested in the project.
Arnold: No! This is a dumb movie.
Everyone: Come on...
Arnold: Fine! I'll be Bach.
What is a soldier's most active day of the year?
March forth!
