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"For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.." - Newton's Law
"Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad." - Cole's Law
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Brother's acting all high and mighty now that he has COVID
Thinks his s**... don't stink
I think I want to take up acting...
Does anyone know of a local soccer league I could join?
What is a soldier's most active day of the year?
March forth!
What does Activision and a Dairy worker have in common?
They both love milking.
Help! I need activity suggestions. I'm going to hang out with my father, first thing tomorrow morning. He's a retired Naval officer and an alcoholic.
What do you do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning??
During activities I'm like batteries
I'm never included
Action dan here, I got a call about my wife from the ER
Action dan here, I answered the phone and it was from the ER and the nurse said "Action dan It looks like your wife got hit by a truck."
I said" action dan here, well yeah, but she's got a great personality."
I should have known my ex-wife's activism would be a problem for our marriage.
She promoted the de-nuclearization of families.
Active volcanoes would make good rappers...
because they got mad flow.
Just took an acting class....
Now I'm qualified to be a soccer player
What's the action like at a circus?
In-tents.
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What's an activity that 9/10 participants enjoy?
Gang r**.... Sorry. Seriously, really really sorry.
Active Voice: I wrote the paper.
Passive Voice: The paper was written by me.
Inner Voice: Dafuq did I write!?!
They say every action has an equal and opposite reaction
Apparently nobody told my girlfriend
I could never go to acting school...
There's way too much drama.
Who was the most active of the chinese khanes?
Ginseng khan
I am in a silly mood. Have a good day
Activision stated that there would be no loot boxes or weapons tied behind something you have to pay for in the newest CoD
Lol who is buying that.
How much action do you wives of God get?
Nun
Any action taken to get a split up music group to patch things up...
Is a Band-Aid.
I'm an activist for mens' rights...
...to wear decent looking pants. You could say I'm a slack-tivist!
For every action, there is an equal and opposite...
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