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"Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad." - Cole's Law
Does anyone know of a local soccer league I could join?
They both love milking.
What do you do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning??
I'm never included
So, Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger are sitting in a bar, and Sylvester Stallone is like: "Guys, we should make a movie with the three of us, but I'm all out of ideas at the moment, I'm kind of bored with the standard action flicks."
Chuck says: "Don't you have any ideas?"
"Yeah, this may sound silly, but I was actually thinking about doing a movie on great classical composers"
That's when Arnold trows himself in the conversation and says: "That sounds like a great idea! Sylvester, you can be Mozart, and Chuck can be Beethoven!"
"And who will you be, Arnold?"
"I'll be Bach."
Action dan here, I answered the phone and it was from the ER and the nurse said "Action dan It looks like your wife got hit by a truck."
I said" action dan here, well yeah, but she's got a great personality."
She promoted the de-nuclearization of families.
Now I'm qualified to be a soccer player
because they got mad flow.
His consoling and rich friends came to spend the last days with the man. While he was still coherent, they decide to hire him a hooker for a final hurrah.
They make the arrangements and the beautiful bubbly woman arrives at the nursing home for the assist a while later. She tells the man Your friends sent me here to give you some super sex!
The man contemplated a bit and carefully replies to the woman I think I'll have the soup.
Gang rape. Sorry. Seriously, really really sorry.
Passive Voice: The paper was written by me.
Inner Voice: Dafuq did I write!?!
Lol who is buying that.
Apparently nobody told my girlfriend
...to wear decent looking pants. You could say I'm a slack-tivist!
There's way too much drama.
Nun
Gang rape.
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Is a Band-Aid.
He was holding on for deer life.
I just tried to jump onto a moving train but I destroyed my son's Scalextric.
When you're miming.
Drive by hootings.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.