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"Last night, even after having 7 drinks I felt confident to drive, but l acted responsibly & took an Uber."
400 Likes, 40 Comments. But the best comment was from his best friend:
"Where did you go in UBER bro, party was in your house"
Her: IT WAS YOUR WEDDING TOO!
The first thing he does is ask God, "Who really killed JFK?"
To which God replies, "It was Lee Harvey Oswald. He acted alone."
The conspiracy theorists thinks to him self for a moment then says, "This cover up of the truth goes even further than I thought!"
When he arrived, God stated that He grants all His children one question. The man promptly asked, "Who killed Kennedy?" God replied, "It was Lee Harvey Oswald, on the 6th floor, with his own gun, and he acted alone." The man thought for a moment then disappointingly replied "This goes higher up then I imagined."
But for some reason everyone in the frozen food section acted really surprised.
A student in bed will remain in bed unless acted upon by a large enough panic
I asked her if that was the reason why she acted like a gold digger
He acted as a crossmemeber.
...but I acted like I didn't care.
Acted a bit of a fool.
Went out to Iraq, smoked a whole lot of crack,
And his legs ended up in Kabul.
I chose to be the bigger man and acted like it never happened.
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The world may never no.
No luck with windows either, the man had some Iron Curtains
I soon learned my plaice.
Denial Craig
They were sewer-side bombers.
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