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These are 16 acted jokes and hilarious acted puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about acted that are good jokes for kids and friends.

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These are our top acted puns. Have fun with a good acted joke in English with simple acted humour.

  1. My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up." "Good idea," I replied. "We can cover more ground that way."
  2. Guns are like gum... Pull it out in class and everyone acts like you've been best friends since kindergarten.
  3. Deaf people aren't known to be very rational They have trouble making sound decisions.
  4. Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high ranking position in the US Government? Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
  5. Vladimir Zelenski is a backwards politician. Most politicians act like heroes to get elected and comedians while in office.
  6. In order to attract women I like to use this quote from shakespeare's Hamlet, Act III, Scene IV, line 82. "Hello."
  7. My friend told me, You have a Bachelor's, a Master's, and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot. That was a third degree burn.
  8. During interviews he seems like such a nice guy, but the actor who plays Wolverine is a real phoney It's a huge act, man..
  9. Clooney, Dicaprio, and McConaughey all want to put a movie together Clooney says "I'll direct."
    Dicaprio says "I'll act."
    McConaughey says "I'll write I'll write I'll write."
  10. My Dad Is A Magician He can turn alcohol into domestic violence... But his disappearing act is even better.
Acted joke, My Dad Is A Magician

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these acted jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of acted puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Acted One Liners

Which acted dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with acted?

  1. When my mom told me to stop acting like a flamingo I had to put my foot down.
  2. My wife asked me to stop acting like a flamingo I had to put my foot down.
  3. What's the hardest part about hearing your sister has AIDS? Acting surprised
  4. Yo mama so old... ... I told her to act her age, and she died.
  5. What does SWAT stand for… … in Texas?
    Stand, Wait, Act Tough
  6. My boyfriend is an atheist and treats me like a goddess He acts like I don't exist.
  7. I don't know how to act my age I've never been this old before.
  8. How do you sneak into a school for ghosts? Just act super natural.
  9. Two Helium atoms were acting funny HeHe
  10. I hate when people say "act like an adult" Have you seen adults lately?
  11. Either my wife genuinely thinks she's a goldfish... Or she's just acting Koi.
  12. Landlords are so stuck up They act like they own the place.
  13. I once was kidnapped by mimes. They performed unspeakable acts
  14. My friend has recently started collecting acting equipment. Props to him.
  15. When a flat-Earther acts carelessly, what is he doing? Living on the edge.

Acted joke, When a flat-Earther acts carelessly, what is he doing?

Cheeky Acted Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about acted to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make acted prank.

o**... wrote on his FB status:

"Last night, even after having 7 drinks I felt confident to drive, but l acted responsibly & took an Uber."
400 Likes, 40 Comments. But the best comment was from his best friend:
"Where did you go in UBER bro, party was in your house"

Him: Sorry I got drunk and acted like an a**... at your wedding.


A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven

The first thing he does is ask God, "Who really killed JFK?"
To which God replies, "It was Lee Harvey Oswald. He acted alone."
The conspiracy theorists thinks to him self for a moment then says, "This cover up of the truth goes even further than I thought!"

Anyone hear about the conspiracy theorist who died and went to heaven?

When he arrived, God stated that He grants all His children one question. The man promptly asked, "Who killed Kennedy?" God replied, "It was Lee Harvey Oswald, on the 6th floor, with his own gun, and he acted alone." The man thought for a moment then disappointingly replied "This goes higher up then I imagined."

I shot my first turkey today!

But for some reason everyone in the frozen food section acted really surprised.

Newton's 4th Law

A student in bed will remain in bed unless acted upon by a large enough panic

My girlfriend told me "You're mine!"

I asked her if that was the reason why she acted like a gold digger

The job interviewer asked me, what my weakness is.

So I told him that I am brutally honest.
He acted surprised and said he sees this as a strenght, not as a weakness.
But after that I was thrown out of the building only because I replied that I am not interested in the opinion of an incapable fat bald man.

Jesus was able to hold the 12 apostles together...

He acted as a crossmemeber.

I had a bad audition...

...but I acted like I didn't care.

There was a young boy who failed school,

Acted a bit of a fool.
Went out to Iraq, smoked a whole lot of crack,
And his legs ended up in Kabul.

The other day a midget started insulting me for no reason...

I chose to be the bigger man and acted like it never happened.

What would it be like if everyone acted like yes-man all the time?

The world may never no.

Nobody really knew what Stalin acted like behind closed doors

No luck with windows either, the man had some Iron Curtains

I used to work in a Fishmongers and acted like I knew everything.

I soon learned my plaice.

What would you call Daniel Craig if he had acted in Dr. No?

Denial Craig

Acted joke, What would you call Daniel Craig if he had acted in Dr. No?

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like kids and toddlers can enjoy. They can be verbal, as in a play on words, or narrative, often involving a set-up and a punchline. JokoJokes has it all! Jokes in Spanish are also found. Teens are often joking with 4 year olds and 6 year olds. Found out more in our Jokes FAQ section

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The impact of these acted jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.