Acronym Jokes

Funniest Acronym Short Jokes

Short acronym jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The acronym humour may include short abbreviation jokes also.

1. SCUBA is an acronym for "Self contained underwater breathing apparatus". Tuba is also an acronym. It stands for "terrible underwater breathing apparatus"
2. Every time I ask someone what the acronym LGBTQ stands for... I can never get a straight answer.
3. What's the difference between hillary clinton and an acronym? An acronym stands for something
4. What's the difference between the FBI and the ClA? It's a difference of acronyms, you see.
   One killed mlk, while the other killed
   JFK.
5. Obsessive Compulsive... The representative body that supports people who suffer from OCD have petitioned the Government to change the acronym to CDO in alphabetical order the way it should be...
6. I got fired for naming my invention the Direct Interface for Long-Distance Observation. The boss accused my team of pulling it out of an unauthorised Acronym Synthesis Service.
7. As the acronym turns M y
   A ttorney's
   G etting
   A rrested!
   Totally unpolitical. Just love a bit of wordplay. I hope all turns out well.
8. I'm a proud member of the PWGQNKX I'm a proud member of the PWGQNKX: People Who Have No Idea How Acronyms Work.
9. Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead? He heard they had PIE.
10. FRIENDS is actually an acronym for the names of the characters Fheobe
    Rachel
    bIng, chandler
    monEca
    Njoey
    D
    RosS

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Acronym One Liners

Which acronym one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with acronym? I can suggest the ones about anagram and capital letters.

1. Do you know what DNA is an acronym for? The National Dyslexia Association
2. Is it just ME or is there another acronym for Middle East?
3. Acronym's Don't Have Definite.... Sorry I lost my train of thought.
4. Eclipse is an acronym * Eyes
   * Cannot
   * Look
   * Into
   * Partial
   * Solar
   * Eclipse
5. F.B.L.C #The
   #Association
   #Of
   #Incorrect
   #Acronyms
6. Did you hear what the new acronym for the republican insurance plan is? R.I.P
7. Why does Putin refuse to use acronyms? Because he hates Capitalism.
8. LPT:Use your initials instead of full name The results will be acronymical!
9. Life is all about becoming an acronym To stand for something
10. Travelers to India joke that the country name is an acronym for, I'll Never Do It Again!
11. Partial Acronyms, aka Partial A's
12. Meta I'm so meta even this acronym
13. What is the Acronym for "Rolling on the floor crying"? NEYMAR
14. NF = Noah Fence No Offence to the Noah Fence's out there but no one uses this acronym.
15. Here's a PSA: Stop giving everything an acronym!

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What funny jokes about acronym you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean alphabet soup jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make acronym pranks.