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These are our top acronym puns. Have fun with a good acronym joke in English with simple acronym humour.

1. SCUBA is an acronym for "Self contained underwater breathing apparatus". Tuba is also an acronym. It stands for "terrible underwater breathing apparatus"
2. Every time I ask someone what the acronym LGBTQ stands for... I can never get a straight answer.
3. What's the difference between hillary clinton and an acronym? An acronym stands for something
4. Most people know 'SCUBA' is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus, but did you know 'TUBA' is also an acronym? Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
5. SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym... For Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
6. What's the difference between the FBI and the ClA? It's a difference of acronyms, you see.
   One killed mlk, while the other killed
   JFK.
7. Scuba is an acronym Scuba stands for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. But tuba is also an acronym. It stands for Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
8. Obsessive Compulsive... The representative body that supports people who suffer from OCD have petitioned the Government to change the acronym to CDO in alphabetical order the way it should be...
9. I got fired for naming my invention the Direct Interface for Long-Distance Observation. The boss accused my team of pulling it out of an unauthorised Acronym Synthesis Service.
10. As the acronym turns M y
    A ttorney's
    G etting
    A rrested!
    Totally unpolitical. Just love a bit of wordplay. I hope all turns out well.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these acronym jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of acronym puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Acronym One Liners

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1. Do you know what DNA is an acronym for? The National Dyslexia Association
2. Is it just ME or is there another acronym for Middle East?
3. Acronym's Don't Have Definite.... Sorry I lost my train of thought.
4. Eclipse is an acronym * Eyes
   * Cannot
   * Look
   * Into
   * Partial
   * Solar
   * Eclipse
5. F.B.L.C #The
   #Association
   #Of
   #Incorrect
   #Acronyms
6. Did you hear what the new acronym for the republican insurance plan is? R.I.P
7. Why does Putin refuse to use acronyms? Because he hates Capitalism.
8. LPT:Use your initials instead of full name The results will be acronymical!
9. Life is all about becoming an acronym To stand for something
10. Travelers to India joke that the country name is an acronym for, I'll Never Do It Again!
11. Partial Acronyms, aka Partial A's
12. Meta I'm so meta even this acronym
13. What is the Acronym for "Rolling on the floor crying"? NEYMAR
14. NF = Noah Fence No Offence to the Noah Fence's out there but no one uses this acronym.
15. Here's a PSA: Stop giving everything an acronym!

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