The Best 24 Acronym Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Acronym jokes. There are some acronym catchphrase jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these acronym clinton acronyms puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Acronym Jokes and Puns

SCUBA is an acronym for "Self contained underwater breathing apparatus". Tuba is also an acronym.

It stands for "terrible underwater breathing apparatus"

Every time I ask someone what the acronym LGBTQ stands for...

I can never get a straight answer.

What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an acronym?

An acronym stands for something

Do you know what DNA is an acronym for?

The National Dyslexia Association

SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus, but did you know TUBA is also an acronym? Yeah really. It stands for Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.

Compliments of Hank Green

Most people know 'SCUBA' is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus, but did you know 'TUBA' is also an acronym?

Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus

Is it just ME

or is there another acronym for Middle East?

SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym...

For Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus

This mnemonic joke helps you remember the alphabet...

Acronym

Based

Comedy

Doesn't

Ever

Feel

Good

Honestly,

I

Just

Keep

Lamenting

My

Negative

Opinion,

Perhaps

Questioning

Reality

Serves

The

Universe

Very

Well

...

Xylophone, yak, zebra.

Scuba is an acronym

Scuba stands for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. But tuba is also an acronym. It stands for Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.

Eclipse is an acronym

* Eyes
* Cannot
* Look
* Into
* Partial
* Solar
* Eclipse

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I got fired for naming my invention the Direct Interface for Long-Distance Observation.

The boss accused my team of pulling it out of an unauthorised Acronym Synthesis Service.

As the acronym turns

M y
A ttorney's
G etting
A rrested!

Totally unpolitical. Just love a bit of wordplay. I hope all turns out well.

Did you hear what the new acronym for the republican insurance plan is?

R.I.P

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

FRIENDS is actually an acronym for the names of the characters

Fheobe
Rachel

bIng, chandler

monEca

Njoey

D

RosS

In retrospect...

it probably wasn't a good idea when Kansas City Urban Friends decided to use their acronym for the new dyslexia outreach program.

WHAT DO WE WANT?!

WHAT DO WE WANT?!

MORE ACRONYMS!

WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?!

**ASAP!**

Life is all about becoming an acronym

To stand for something

Trump and USMCA

Why did Trump call it the United States-Mexico-Canada Agreement? Because United States-Canada And Mexico was too honest an acronym.

The other day I wanted to look up the difference between an acronym and an anachronism...

...but all I had was my ENIAC.

Travelers to India joke that the country name is an acronym

for, I'll Never Do It Again!

Priest is an acronym for...

Professional
Rapist
In
Every
Small
Town