Acrobats Jokes

Following is our collection of performers humor and gymnast one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Acrobats puns for adults, dirty illusionist jokes or clean rockettes gags for kids.

There is an abundance of acrobat jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes on acrobats. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any gymnastic witze you can hear about acrobats.

The Best jokes about Acrobats

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

When I manage a troupe of Eastern European acrobats...

they're going to be called "Czechs and Balances", it's the only logical choice.

One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid group was deported.

We don't have Oleg to stand on.

What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

What kind of bats swing upside down?

Acro-bats!

(From my 6 year old)


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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