The Best 5 Acrobats Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Acrobats jokes. There are some acrobats gymnast jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these acrobats rockettes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Acrobats Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

When I manage a troupe of Eastern European acrobats...

they're going to be called "Czechs and Balances", it's the only logical choice.

One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid group was deported.

We don't have Oleg to stand on.

What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use?

Cirque d'Olay

What kind of bats swing upside down?

Acro-bats!

(From my 6 year old)


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the acrobats acrobat jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working acrobats gymnastic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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