Witty Acrobatics Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
Martial arts
The Israelis developed Krav Maga - the art of disabling an opponent as quickly as possible.
The Japanese developed Jujitsu - the art of defeating an armed and armored opponent.
The Brazilians developed Capoeira - the art of defeating an opponent using dance and acrobatics.
The French developed parkour - the art of running away as quickly and efficiently as possible.
Why can't a broke man do acrobatics?
His balance is terrible
What is a pigs favorite type of acrobatics?
Porkour
[POKEMON] What is a Crobat's favorite move?
A**crobat**ics
I came up with this one myself. Someone else could have came up with this before. I dont know.
