Acrobatic Jokes

Following is our collection of gymnast humor and rockettes one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Acrobatic puns for adults, dirty acrobat jokes or clean trapeze gags for kids.

There is an abundance of halls jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes on acrobatic. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any wheelchair witze you can hear about acrobatic.

The Best jokes about Acrobatic

Age is not an excuse. I just caught an 80-year-old man doing exercise down a hill.

He was very acrobatic too, doing flips in his wheelchair.

A man walks into an art museum...

...saunters past a guard and rips a painting off the wall with his bare hands. The guards attempt to stop him as he runs out of the museum, but he is too quick and acrobatic and evades all of their efforts. Just out the museum doors, he hops into the back of a white van that begins speeding away with impressive acceleration; he holds the painting tauntingly out of the back of the van to mock the guards who tried to stop him, standing aghast on the museum steps. A passerby comments to his friend, "wow, look at that van go!"

"No, you idiot," his friend says, "that's a Rembrandt."

What's the difference?

What's the difference between a midget acrobatic team and a girls track team?
The midgets are a bunch of cunning runts.

What is the difference between a chorus line and an acrobatic team?

One displays a cunning array of stunts!

Anyone else?

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a Snack Cracker!

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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