acrobat Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious acrobat puns

Why did the adobe acrobat document go to jail?

Because it was a pdf file.


Why was the Adobe Acrobat document arrested?

It was a PDF file.


Why did the vampire join the circus?

To become an acrobat.


What do you call an acrobat in shark infested waters?

A balanced breakfast.


I heard that Kim Jong Un invented Adobe Acrobat...

...Or maybe they're both just supreme readers.


What do you call a gymnast covered in clay?

An adobe acrobat.


Get your bowl ready for some Soup

Because this acrobat is about to do the splits and he has a very weak bladder


My friend slept with an acrobat, but it wasn't as great as he anticipated.

It was a Cirque du So So Lay.


What do you call someone who does parkour in Mexico?

Adobe Acrobat


Why did the acrobat quit working for the Ringling Brothers?

Because she was really out of her elephant


What's the bat that does the more stunts

The Acrobat


Do you know what catches a Russian acrobat when they fall?



What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

An acrobat.


What is the best name for an acrobat?



What are the most funny Acrobat jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Acrobat? Well, here are the best Acrobat dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Acrobat pick up lines to share with friends.


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