The Best 13 Acrobat Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Acrobat jokes. There are some acrobat tchaikovsky jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these acrobat adobe puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Acrobat Jokes and Puns

Why did the adobe acrobat document go to jail?

Because it was a pdf file.

Batman and Robin get ready for patrol

Batman: You ready Robin?

Robin: I'm not sure about this costume Batman. It's so bright and red. And why do I have to wear a silly yellow cape?

Batman: Well, we're superheroes Robin. We got to dress the part.

Robin: I'm still not sure about this Batman. I mean, you aren't dressed in any bright colors at all!

Batman: Well, if I did that then they'll be shooting at me and not you now wouldn't they? And didn't I train you to be the greatest acrobat in the world? So why all the worrying? The other ones never complained about this, they loved being heroes, god rest their souls.

Why was the Adobe Acrobat document arrested?

It was a PDF file.

Acrobat joke, Why was the Adobe Acrobat document arrested?

Why did the vampire join the circus?

To become an acrobat.

What do you call an acrobat in shark infested waters?

A balanced breakfast.


I heard that Kim Jong Un invented Adobe Acrobat...

...Or maybe they're both just supreme readers.

Get your bowl ready for some Soup

Because this acrobat is about to do the splits and he has a very weak bladder

Acrobat joke, Get your bowl ready for some Soup

What do you call a gymnast covered in clay?

An adobe acrobat.

My friend slept with an acrobat, but it wasn't as great as he anticipated.

It was a Cirque du So So Lay.

What do you call someone who does parkour in Mexico?

Adobe Acrobat

What's the bat that does the more stunts

The Acrobat

You can explore acrobat gimp reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean acrobat trapeze dad jokes. There are also acrobat puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Do you know what catches a Russian acrobat when they fall?

"Nyet."

Why did the acrobat quit working for the Ringling Brothers?

Because she was really out of her elephant

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the acrobat cannon jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working acrobat finale piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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