Acrobat Jokes

Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include Acrobat puns, dirty or clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best jokes about Acrobat

Why did the adobe acrobat document go to jail?

Because it was a pdf file.

Why was the Adobe Acrobat document arrested?

It was a PDF file.

Why did the vampire join the circus?

To become an acrobat.

What do you call an acrobat in shark infested waters?

A balanced breakfast.

I heard that Kim Jong Un invented Adobe Acrobat...

...Or maybe they're both just supreme readers.


Get your bowl ready for some Soup

Because this acrobat is about to do the splits and he has a very weak bladder

What do you call a gymnast covered in clay?

An adobe acrobat.

My friend slept with an acrobat, but it wasn't as great as he anticipated.

It was a Cirque du So So Lay.

What do you call someone who does parkour in Mexico?

Adobe Acrobat

What's the bat that does the more stunts

The Acrobat

Do you know what catches a Russian acrobat when they fall?

"Nyet."


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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