Acrobat Jokes

26 acrobat jokes and hilarious acrobat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about acrobat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Acrobat Short Jokes

Short acrobat jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The acrobat humour may include short bats jokes also.

  1. What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats? One is a cunning array of stunts.
  2. When I manage a troupe of Eastern European acrobats... they're going to be called "Czechs and Balances", it's the only logical choice.
  3. One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid group was deported. We don't have Oleg to stand on.
  4. Age is not an excuse. I just caught an 80-year-old man doing exercise down a hill. He was very acrobatic too, doing flips in his wheelchair.
  5. I heard that Kim Jong Un invented Adobe Acrobat... ...Or maybe they're both just supreme readers.
  6. Get your bowl ready for some Soup Because this acrobat is about to do the splits and he has a very weak bladder
  7. My friend slept with an acrobat, but it wasn't as great as he anticipated. It was a Cirque du So So Lay.
  8. Why did the acrobat quit working for the Ringling Brothers? Because she was really out of her elephant
  9. What's the difference? What's the difference between a midget acrobatic team and a girls track team?
    The midgets are a bunch of cunning runts.
  10. What is the best name for an acrobat? Phillip

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Acrobat One Liners

Which acrobat one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with acrobat? I can suggest the ones about macaque and vampire bat.

  1. Why did the solstice get a job as an acrobat? It wanted to "flip" the season.
  2. Why did the adobe acrobat document go to jail? Because it was a pdf file.
  3. Why can't a broke man do acrobatics? His balance is terrible
  4. Why was the Adobe Acrobat document arrested? It was a PDF file.
  5. What is a pigs favorite type of acrobatics? Porkour
  6. What's an acrobats favorite seasoning? Somersault 🧂
  7. Why did the vampire join the circus? To become an acrobat.
  8. What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use? Cirque d'Olay
  9. What do you call an acrobat in shark infested waters? A balanced breakfast.
  10. What do you call a gymnast covered in clay? An adobe acrobat.
  11. What do you call someone who does parkour in Mexico? Adobe Acrobat
  12. What's the bat that does the more stunts The Acrobat
  13. Do you know what catches a Russian acrobat when they fall? "Nyet."
  14. What kind of bats swing upside down? Acro-bats!
    (From my 6 year old)
  15. What kind of bat hangs upside-down? An acrobat.

Acrobat joke, What kind of bat hangs upside-down?

Comical & Quirky Acrobat Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about acrobat you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cobra jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make acrobat pranks.

Batman and Robin get ready for patrol

Batman: You ready Robin?
Robin: I'm not sure about this costume Batman. It's so bright and red. And why do I have to wear a silly yellow cape?
Batman: Well, we're superheroes Robin. We got to dress the part.
Robin: I'm still not sure about this Batman. I mean, you aren't dressed in any bright colors at all!
Batman: Well, if I did that then they'll be shooting at me and not you now wouldn't they? And didn't I train you to be the greatest acrobat in the world? So why all the worrying? The other ones never complained about this, they loved being heroes, god rest their souls.

Acrobat joke, What do you call someone who does parkour in Mexico?