The Best 6 Acre Jokes

Following is our collection of Acre jokes which are very funny. There are some acre hundred jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these acre tract puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Acre Jokes and Puns

A quarter acre of undeveloped land may not seem like much to some people,

But to me it's a lot.

Vermont farmer

A texas cattle rancher came to visit a Vermont dairy farm. He gets a tour of the 10 acre farm, and says to the Vermont farmer "This farm aint nothin, my ranch back in texas is so big, it would take us 3 days just to drive my truck around the whole property". The Vermont farmer responds "yup I had a truck like that once"

My neighbor has a 15 acre farm, he breeds dogs to do work on them. He grows cantaloupe, and come harvest time the dogs sniff out the ripe ones and bring them back to the barn.

He says the breed are Melon Collies

I heard my lawnmower was going on a rampage...

It was going on a *grass*acre

[Grass acre, grass massacre](#spoiler)

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.


Why doesn't anyone wear pants in the hundred acre wood?

It makes it easier for winnie to pooh

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the acre firewood jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working acre parcel piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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