Fun-Filled Acre Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
A quarter acre of undeveloped land may not seem like much to some people,
But to me it's a lot.
Vermont farmer
A texas cattle rancher came to visit a Vermont dairy farm. He gets a tour of the 10 acre farm, and says to the Vermont farmer "This farm aint nothin, my ranch back in texas is so big, it would take us 3 days just to drive my truck around the whole property". The Vermont farmer responds "yup I had a truck like that once"
My neighbor has a 15 acre farm, he breeds dogs to do work on them. He grows cantaloupe, and come harvest time the dogs sniff out the ripe ones and bring them back to the barn.
He says the breed are Melon Collies
I heard my lawnmower was going on a rampage...
It was going on a *grass*acre
[Grass acre, grass massacre](#spoiler)
Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?
Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.
Why doesn't anyone wear pants in the hundred acre wood?
It makes it easier for winnie to pooh
