Comedy Acquitted Murder Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder.
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The chicken was acquitted of murder...
... because there was no evidence of fowl-play.
So a guy kills himself the night he gets acquitted of murder.
No one explained to him what a hung jury meant.
A Canadian was on trial for second-degree murder.
He was acquitted, but he apologized anyway.
Why was the picture acquitted of the charge for murder?
Because it was framed.