5+ Comedy Acquitted Murder Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

Acquitted Murder Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Acquitted Murder jokes. There are some acquitted murder jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these acquitted murder puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Comedy Acquitted Murder Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder.

Footprints

The chicken was acquitted of murder...

... because there was no evidence of fowl-play.

So a guy kills himself the night he gets acquitted of murder.

No one explained to him what a hung jury meant.

A Canadian was on trial for second-degree murder.

He was acquitted, but he apologized anyway.

Why was the picture acquitted of the charge for murder?

Because it was framed.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the acquitted murder puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working acquitted murder piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.